Awesome masturbation aid!

[~~whimsy~~]

It's all fun and games until that cucumber gives you an STD because it had sex with someone else!

 

[titsrock]

Hmm. You're saying that my cock can slide into this thing, and all I need to do is a little ginzu work (chop chop chop)?

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Meh, I'd rather watch my future wife/girlfriend slide it in her cooch...:dunno:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I'd rather see it in my salad than see it being sexually assaulted.

 

[jasonk282]

Meh, I'd rather watch my future wife/girlfriend slide it in her cooch...:dunno:

:bowdown::thumbsup:

 

[FlyingWallaby]

It's all fun and games until that cucumber gives you an STD because it had sex with someone else!

Any advice on where to go for the slutty and cheap cucumbers? I'm tired of paying too much for the bitchy, high-priced cucumbers who don't even let you slide it all in because they say it hurts and always ask for their money up front.

 

[Embryoyo]

I made a habañero pepper sleeve with lettuce.

 

[Lust]

my GF said we needed that cucumber for the salad so i fucked her instead. i think a GF is the greatest masturbation aid ever made, even if its someone elses GF.

 

[lachemo]

It's all fun and games until that cucumber gives you an STD because it had sex with someone else!

STD's.........salad transmitted disease's.

 

[TheAmazingRed]

lol, too much work.

 

[iv6789]

Loosen up guys - wanking's supposed to be fun, and if it feels good and doesn't harm anyone, what's the problem?

Tell that to the cucumber.