Take a cucumber. Cut one end off. Carefully scoop out the seeds with a ***** and/or teaspoon until it will take your cock. You'll probably find that it quite fit when fully erect. If so, don't worry - here's the best part!
Carefully make a slice down one side of the cucumber and now put your cock in. The split will widen to accommodate your cock. Now, the important part - take a stretch bandage (the kind you use for sprains etc) and wrap it around the cucumber - this makes it feel tight, but it still expands to fit your cock.
Now, shove it between your sofa base and a cushion, stick on your favourite doggy POV and fuck away to your heart's content!
Sex is great, but there's nothing like the real thing!
Feedback, please!
Carefully make a slice down one side of the cucumber and now put your cock in. The split will widen to accommodate your cock. Now, the important part - take a stretch bandage (the kind you use for sprains etc) and wrap it around the cucumber - this makes it feel tight, but it still expands to fit your cock.
Now, shove it between your sofa base and a cushion, stick on your favourite doggy POV and fuck away to your heart's content!
Sex is great, but there's nothing like the real thing!
Feedback, please!
