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[MissHybrid]

Your car?

They were for the handcuffs but your smeggy reply is far too sharp, for a smooth shaven tart to try and beat...

 

[Hot Mega]

They were for the handcuffs but your smeggy reply is far too sharp, for a smooth shaven tart to try and beat...

...turns out, to be actually just the tart I'm trying to lick...

Quick dip to taste, longer :drool1: explorations to please..:yummie:

 

[MissHybrid]

...turns out, to be actually just the tart I'm trying to lick...

Quick dip to taste, longer :drool1: explorations to please..:yummie:

As they say, if you can't lick em , join em.

 

[SEXJS]

MsHybrid,
Do you have lands and grooves or are you a smoothbore?

My 69mm cock happens to be 8/right.

Over the years, I have found that a rifled cock tends to lend itself to more accurate cum flinging.

If I'm an 8/right and you happen to be an 8/left, we would be in danger of permanent lockup and I might be able to withdraw only with a very forceful queef.
Have you inspected your barrel lately?
Tell me about your lands and grooves.
NTW-I'm a repeater. Er, make that repeaterpeter.

 

[bonjourbebe]

don't do drugs, it is bad for you, save the money and send it to me. I will use it to buy vegetables, phallic shaped household items and sand

I'll save you some money by suggesting you just get phallic vegetables

:eeew::eeew::eeew:

 

[MissHybrid]

MsHybrid,
Do you have lands and grooves or are you a smoothbore?

My 69mm cock happens to be 8/right.

Over the years, I have found that a rifled cock tends to lend itself to more accurate cum flinging.

If I'm an 8/right and you happen to be an 8/left, we would be in danger of permanent lockup and I might be able to withdraw only with a very forceful queef.
Have you inspected your barrel lately?
Tell me about your lands and grooves.
NTW-I'm a repeater. Er, make that repeaterpeter.

poor old mick was born into this world with a corkscrew dick, he searched the world from pole to pole to find a woman with a cork screw hole.
When he found her he dropped down dead as she had been born with a left hand thread...or something x

 

[MissHybrid]

I'll save you some money by suggesting you just get phallic vegetables

:eeew::eeew::eeew:

Dear mister bonjourbebe, I like the way you think, ever had any of vegetables in a movie?

 

[SEXJS]

poor old mick was born into this world with a corkscrew dick, he searched the world from pole to pole to find a woman with a cork screw hole.
When he found her he dropped down dead as she had been born with a left hand thread...or something x

Would that be screwed or nailed?

 

[MissHybrid]

Would that be screwed or nailed?

Screwed, without a doubt x

 

[TheOrangeCat]

hammered or banged?

 

[MissHybrid]

hammered or banged?

Banged....

 

[d_jologs]

drilled or piledrivered?

 

[MissHybrid]

drilled or piledrivered?

Drilled,

Plugged,

Screwed,

 

[jitna]

Drilled,

Plugged,

Screwed,

monkeywrenched?

 

[Jon S.]

jackhammered or hydraulic pressed?

 

[MissHybrid]

monkeywrenched?

wenched

 

[MissHybrid]

jackhammered or hydraulic pressed?

Jack hammered and hydraulick pressed would be my choices.

 

[MissHybrid]

MsHybrid,
Do you have lands and grooves or are you a smoothbore?

My 69mm cock happens to be 8/right.

Over the years, I have found that a rifled cock tends to lend itself to more accurate cum flinging.

If I'm an 8/right and you happen to be an 8/left, we would be in danger of permanent lockup and I might be able to withdraw only with a very forceful queef.
Have you inspected your barrel lately?
Tell me about your lands and grooves.
NTW-I'm a repeater. Er, make that repeaterpeter.

I really don't understand the question but it has to be one of the best "reasons for editing"

 

[jitna]

wenched

no monkey?

 

[jitna]

I really don't understand the question but it has to be one of the best "reasons for editing"

editted:

MsHybrid,
Do you have

My cock



in


your grooves (?)

how's that?