Ask me (julialee89) anything about Norway

Check? Do you mean Chess?

Ok, ok, i admitt it! Sometimes the norwegians make a fool of ourselfs! You may pee on my wheel this time! :facepalm:

You bet it is! It's a recognized sport of the International Olympic Committee.

And I quote Achmed, the dead terrorist: HOLY CRAP! Now I learned something new!:nanner:
 
Is there any black folks living in Norway?

Only John Carew, and they kicked him out when they realised he didn't just have a 'skin condition'
 
Only John Carew, and they kicked him out when they realised he didn't just have a 'skin condition'

That was a misstake. We wanted to kick out the "music" group Madcom because they cant make music. But in that case, it aint the matter of skin color.
 
That was a misstake. We wanted to kick out the "music" group Madcom because they cant make music. But in that case, it aint the matter of skin color.

I'm just playing on the scandanavian stereotype, I think Scandanavians are the most welcoming, tolerant and liberal people you can get, not the Swedes though naturally. Now here's a racist:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackie_Arklöv
 
I'm just playing on the scandanavian stereotype, I think Scandanavians are the most welcoming, tolerant and liberal people you can get, not the Swedes though naturally. Now here's a racist:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackie_Arklöv

Can Norway beat that? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vidkun_Quisling

And I dont want to step on any toes, so I just wanted to make sure that I dont try to step on any toes. Yeah, I know that sentence sounded like Odd and Even Stranger. I blame it on that Im norwegian.:D
 
How do you say Norway in Norwegian?

Norge or Noreg - depending if you are writing / speaking bokmål or nynorsk. Confused? Here is the story;

Norway was a part of Denmark 200 years ago. Then we spoke norwegian and wrote danish. When we told the danish to bug off, a debate started; should we write danish or norwegian. There were acrually three parts in this debate; (1) Those who wanted danish, (2) those who wanted norwegian based on accents and (3) those who wanted to start with a danish-ish language and let it evolve into norwegian by time.

Famous persons figthing for oppinion no. 1 are Cappelen (a book publisher) and Welhaven (I think they are bastards, so I dont remember their first name). Ivar Aasen and Jacob Sande were figthing for oppinion no. 2. Ivar Aasen were actually making a dictionary by traveling around in Norway to study accents. And Henrik Wergeland (my hero) were a famous poet that were fighting for oppinion 3. He even made new words for the norwegian language. (Did Shakespear ever do that for the english language?)

So, here is the conclution of this debate; Oppinion no. 1 died for oppinion no. 3. The danish-ish language (oppinion no. 3) still lives and looks very norwegian today. Now we call this written language bokmål (book language). Oppinion no. 2 still exist and is called nynorsk (new norwegian). But by my oppinion, nynorsk looks more like anarcy than a language.

Sidenote; I am a relative of Henrik Wergeland.
 
Yes, there is. One of my exfirfriends is a black person. And no, I dont have nude photos of her.:D

What is the racial breakdown by percentage in Norway?

Why does Norway generally suck ass at hockey when Sweden kicks ass?

Who is the Miss Norway?

Can you own firearms in Norway?

Do Norwegians hate Americans like mrstrebus and vodkasvictims do?
 
What is the racial breakdown by percentage in Norway?

Why does Norway generally suck ass at hockey when Sweden kicks ass?

Who is the Miss Norway?

Can you own firearms in Norway?

Do Norwegians hate Americans like mrstrebus and vodkasvictims do?

Question 1:
Fatal error: Racial overload...
Shutting down...
Its now safe to turn off your computer.

Question 2:
Because Canada rules!

Question 3:
Mariann Birkedal (23) and Melinda Elvenes (23). I dont care about it. But you could check out Mona Grudt (Miss Universe '90) and Aylar Lie (Frøken Norge)

Question 4:
Yes, but you cant use them for other purposes than hunting and in the military.

Question 5:
Well, America got good sides and bad sides - just like all other countries. We love american films, burgers, cars and porn. And we like to hide behind US when we are threatened by war. But we hate all the american goofyness that we see on TV. Oh, and we dont like Bush. Can I say that?

What is a Norway?

It is the way up north. In other words; a country. This country is better than Sweden exept for three things: we dont produce Volvo, Puma Swede is still swedish and we have too much taxes. :D Oh, and we like to tease swedes.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Ok, ok, i admitt it! Sometimes the norwegians make a fool of ourselfs! You may pee on my wheel this time! :facepalm:


I shall commence the peeing on your wheel immediately.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
I've got to admit that Norway's got one extremely talented Footballer, nicknamed 'The Baby-Faced Assassin' - Ole Gunnar Solskjær
 
I've got to admit that Norway's got one extremely talented Footballer, nicknamed 'The Baby-Faced Assassin' - Ole Gunnar Solskjær

He looked like a paedophile to me :2 cents:
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
He's still one of the best I've seen.
 
I've got to admit that Norway's got one extremely talented Footballer, nicknamed 'The Baby-Faced Assassin' - Ole Gunnar Solskjær

Thanx. I dont like Ole Gunnar Solskjær (pedophile or not). But I dont like soccer either. I like Kenneth Hansen from Sweden better! What can I say? I like rallycross better :D
 
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