Ask Me (GregCentauro) Any Question Ya Want

[drdeath67]

Dario Argento or Lucio Fulci?

I'll answer that one...Dario!

 

[alexpnz]

I got 2 chicks coming over tonight and one is definitely a "Grenade".......will you be a good Wingman and take some hostile fire for the good of the overall operation??
:1orglaugh

 

[dadolfo]

who is this hot blonde?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Everyone harass Greg. He needs to come back to this thread and answer our damn questions.

He promised answers, dammit!

 

[JayJohn85]

You want the truth? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

 

[member987]

Why does GregC hate me?

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[jtcarra]

wats the differnce between jelly and jam

 

[mrtrebus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWS8Mg-JWSg

 

[GregCentauro]

Thank you all for your support and the highly imaginative questions! I'd love to answer all of you if this thread was still in the Talk Section. I can't be bothered with a silly post game. :tongue:

 

[Toyfriend]

Why is water wet?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

lol at it getting moved! What a poor bastard of a thread!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Who moved it? Can we guess?

 

[holdol]

What, you got a problem with silly post games? :wave2:

 

[HeartBroker]

Thank you all for your support and the highly imaginative questions! I'd love to answer all of you if this thread was still in the Talk Section. I can't be bothered with a silly post game. :tongue:

So, are you saying you're simply a post whore ?

 

[GregCentauro]

page one:

Mr Centaur, would you please make wild, crazy centaurlove to Mr Countach?

Till his pipe is exhausted :nannerf2:

What is your theory on a doughnut shaped universe

Nah! The universe is expanding by the hour while the doughnut gets smaller with every bite.

Why do you close your eyes when we make love?

You are ugly.

Can you be IN a situation when you ARE "The Situation"? :dunno:

*you wanna be on top tonite? lol

 

[GregCentauro]

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Hi, Greg ! :wave2:Are you yawning r-i-g-h-t...... Now ! ? I am.
What did you have for desert tonite Gregory ? I had a banana split :yummie:

Gobi

R u an innie or an outie ? Do u shave it ? You should have seen the lint ball I just thrust out of my navel :uohs: ... Yep ! I finally bought a pair of needle nose vice grips~

innie, no shave, lint balls go into the paella

Incidentally, how does a guy bleach white his overgrown curled yellow fungi-ed toe nails anyway ?

lark's vomit

Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?

at Everton (shaved)
http://www.cellcast360.com/eplpictures/Marouane-Fellaini-2_1399427.jpg

Does if feel good to be bree olson's coycat? lol

a pain in the ass... lol

wouldn't it be hilarious if bree olson found this thread?

bring her on! :fight:

What's the capital of Assyria?

Just a guess: Ninive (without googling) :dunno:

Q: What's that stuff oozing out of your ears?

BlueBalls' jizz

Are you here all week?

Will you go on a date with me? :iloveyou:

If yolu bring the lube... lol xoxo

?but seriously gc, alot of your fans wonder what your name means
gregcentauro.
italian?
whats the story behind that?

Half mythology. Half mycology.

And finally how much do you tip a leg waxer i have to know by thursday?

10 cents and a rimjob are enough

Who is somebody that you haven't worked with yet, that you would like to?
Wait! you don't work right?

:1orglaugh I don't work and still make more than you...

Why do they call what you drive on a PARKway and what you park on a DRIVEway?

Too tough for me. Please ask Bree Olson

How many porn movies have you made and where can I buy them?

I've made countless porn movies. You can buy them at www,.lemonparty.org and www.bowlgirl.com

why is it in a star trek movie the klingon's say something like "Toh Tak Chi", and there is subtitles that say "target engines only, i want survivors". Obviously a more efficient way of communicating, and while im asking the word VOLUMPTUOUS, why does it mean someone like sophia loren to me, but someone with a weight problem to my girlfreind?

Get a life, nerd

Rap music, why?

Eighth curse of Egypt

do you plan on doing an anal scene in the near future?

Is that an offer? lol

Blue you where my BOY! Now the baby jesus cant forgive you!
PS> Oh yea and Greg.......Star Trek or Star Wars?

Stars In Their Eyes

Re: Ask Me (GregCentauro) Any Question Ya Want
How many calories in 1 tsp of cum ?

Afraid, it'll make you fat? Why don't you come over and try your luck?

How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

With babies

Is a Zebra white with black stripes, or black with white stripes?

A zebra is blue, but they wear bvalck and white striped-suits to confuse you

who would you marry ?
a. BlueBalls
b. MrTrebus
c. lechepicha (or KNOB_CHEESE, they're both douchebags anyway)
d. yourself or someone like you

BE HONEST, god damn it!

I'd marry mrtrebus because he can cook. I'll keep you as a fuck whore, though.

 

[GregCentauro]

What came first the chicken or the egg?

Ask Bree Olson

If you came across BlueBalls and lechepicha performing water torture on StanS, would it
A. turn you on because you like water bondage
B. turn you on because water torture makes you think of Dick Cheney
C. make you angry because you were not invited
D. make you angry because everyone knows StanS prefers dry humping.

C)

Greg What are your thoughts on animals and world peace?

There should be a law against them.

How much does Michelle Obama's make up artist make in a year?

More than you.

If you're a virgin and you have sex with a dead body, does it count?

Onkly if the dead body isn't a virgin.

why did you start this thread?

:beer:

Greg,

Where does my penis go when it is inside you?

This is a choose your own adventure.

dear greg, yesterday my girlfriend called me a pedophile. isnt that kind of a big word for a 9 year old?

Odd! 9-years-olds should lust after their Mommy. Ask me again when you're twelve.

I thought about doing this but I was afraid it would spawn countless pointless threads and encourage people to make them.

Way to whore the board out!

:iloveyou:

Yo Centauro~
Can you help me score a date with the hottie in Lust's siggy?

Only if Dirk is in that sig. Is he?

Are we there yet?

Will the Cubs finally win a World Series this year?

:rofl: :rofl2: :1orglaugh: :rofl:

Mr. Greg,

If there was a used dildo, one that had obviously been inserted anally, sitting on your front porch one morning and you saw that you're mom was walking up to your house, which would obviously mean that she would pass the said dildo on her way to the front door, would you...

A) Kick it off of your porch with a shoed foot?
B) Leave it there, because I want your mom to see a shitty dildo on your front porch and then think it's yours?
C) Pick it up with your bare hands and then make your mom smell your fingers?

Just sit on it anally so she won't see it.

What's your opinion on Walt Whitman?

He might seem like a cool guy when in fact he's just a whiny ass pussy

How large are your moobs, exactly?

Have you forgotten? They fit in your mouth just fine.

Has Greg left us to fend for ourselves with these difficult questions?

:wave:

Yes it essential I know....Star Wars or Star Trek? Truly provides deep insight into his character.

PS> Can you hook me up with Clara Morgane?

 

[GregCentauro]

What is your opinion on deforestation in southern Uruguay and its impact on reproduction of lobsters in the Indian Ocean at low tide?

*paging PETA* :helpme:

how long do you allow the hair on your ass to grow before you shave it? that's if you do shave the hair on your ass. :lovecoupl

Have you forgotten? :1orglaugh :kiss:

Oh yeah, do you think you could do more cum swallowing in the future? Anyway, here are my questions:

1. If you could end world hunger, what would you feed Rosie O'Donnell?

2. If NeoCons were to become endangered, how would you go about protecting their species?

3. Will you give all the fans that vote for you blowjobs?

1) Germans
2) I'd force Rush Limbaugh to fuck BlueCountach. If they don't procreate it's their own fault.
3) :thumbsup:

Dario Argento or Lucio Fulci?

Dario!

Hey Greg, Watchyadoooen?

:beer:

Are you sure you want to answer these questions?

:yesyes:

I got 2 chicks coming over tonight and one is definitely a "Grenade".......will you be a good Wingman and take some hostile fire for the good of the overall operation??

You'd sleep outside. That's a given.

who is this hot blonde?

Without clicking on the link: Winter Pierzina or Jessica Valerio

Why does GregC hate me?
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Answered it yourself

wats the differnce between jelly and jam

elly/am

Why is water wet?

Ask Bree Olson

What, you got a problem with silly post games? :wave2:

:o

So, are you saying you're simply a post whore ?

:yesyes:

 

[dadolfo]

Greg! GREG! GREG!!

How are you feeling tonight?

 

[PirateKing]

do you think jay leno will cry when hes on oprah this week? this is a good question, i should ask Bree Olson too and compare answers.