A serious question (parody)

[assari]

Would you be ready to **** your best friend if he / she asked you for such a favor?


I got the idea for this question from this book! (wtf)

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[Pornfan99]

I'd tell them to do it the way Brad Delp did. Buy a charcoal grill, bag of charcoal, lighter fluid and box matches. Write out any last notes. Bring everything into your bathroom with a tub. CLOSE THE DOOR. Seal the bottom / sides with towels. Pour a big ol' bowl of charcoal in the grill, drench it with fluid and ignite it. And then just chill in the tub.

 

[assari]

I'd tell them to do it the way Brad Delp did. Buy a charcoal grill, bag of charcoal, lighter fluid and box matches. Write out any last notes. Bring everything into your bathroom with a tub. CLOSE THE DOOR. Seal the bottom / sides with towels. Pour a big ol' bowl of charcoal in the grill, drench it with fluid and ignite it. And then just chill in the tub.

That can be a good way to help a friend!

I would use a simpler method myself.
A bullet to the head or an ax blow to the back!

 

[Mr. Daystar]

No. And I wouldn't help him either. That's what living wills are for, among other assorted legal papers. I believe in God, and the tenets of Christianity, and I've already done enough stupid **** to **** him off already, I'm not adding ****** to it.

 

[xfire]

That's a selfish thing to ask a friend to do. Go pull a water *** on a cop, that'll do the fucking trick. Stupid.

 

[tvstrip]

Dead people can't testify that they asked you to **** them.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Dead people can't testify that they asked you to **** them.

No, they can't, which makes it worse, because the only witness on your side, is the one you just whacked.

I had to make the decision to disconnect my ****** from life support, and it sure as fuck wasn't something I would ever wish on anybody, let alone having to do the actual heavy lifting yourself.