Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx (AMA)

[ApolloBalboa]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx



Yes, this is my actual question.

 

[Lolita_Borgia]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from Justin Bieber... (???) :suicide:

 

[Lolita_Borgia]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

1: Are you a girl? I was always told that there are no girls on das interwebz. Yes - having a vagina sort of proves that

2: If you are a girl, do you fart? I was always told that girls don't fart. Yes. That's cos girls lie... a lot!

3: If you are a girl and you fart, what happens when you fart? Do bluebirds fly in from nowhere and start singing to cover up the sound? Does it smell like a rose? If you follow through, does a rose grow out of your shitpipe? When my tight lil butt hole releases gas it sounds like a duck call so even though bluebirds don't fly out I'm sure their a plenty of ducks trying to get a piece of me *hehe* . I have never 'followed through' that's just wrong!
I heard from those who posit that girls do in fact fart when they do fart songbirds sing sweet lullabys to cover up the sound, cute woodland animals prance around to distract you and that it smells of a spring flower garden. All air that passes through shit has a smell that couldn't be desrcibed as pleasant....

:fart:

 

[Lolita_Borgia]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

Would you very kindly take back Rolf Harris & his f*ckin wobble board.

Absolutely not - he was pawned off to the UK before I was born... thankfully!

 

[Lolita_Borgia]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

Why don't you fuck on film?

I'm not sure if that's what I want to do yet & it's not the sort of thing that you can just go 'do' then take back, it's out there forever. My direction is to not to get caught up in mainstream porn I want to create something more unique, I'm just not quite sure what that is yet... *smirks* xXx :dominatrix:

 

[Lolita_Borgia]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

Assuming you could choose the other 2 participants, which of the following 2 scenarios do you prefer to be in, and why...a 3some with one guy and 2 girls, or a 3some with 2 other girls !

Definitely 1 guy 2 girls scenario - that's my fav 3sum! I haven't actually done 2 guys in a 3sum... yet. It's referred to as 'pig on a spit' sometimes which isn't overly flattering lol

 

[D-rock]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

What do the three question marks in parentheses mean in your responses?

 

[Lolita_Borgia]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Bubble wrap



Trestle boards



Dear dawg, I wish they'd quit trying...

All of the above except I don't mind larger people swimming naked - keeps the sharks away... from me!

 

[Lolita_Borgia]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

What do the three question marks in parentheses mean in your responses?

It means wtf, I'm not quite sure & this is questionable all rolled into one!

 

[Lolita_Borgia]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

Why do so many have fetishes for ass licking? Id rather not taste shit. haha

If i say i wanted to do you hard like a kangaroo while you roo'd a girl would you?

Mmm... I'm not into wearing strap-ons & fucking girls, to me it just looks like a girl pretending to be a guy! But if you want to fuck me while I go down on a girl then that's definitely a goer!!!

 

[gunslingingbird]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

All of the above except I don't mind larger people swimming naked - keeps the sharks away... from me!

By larger you mean... ??? Someone who's 6'6", 220 is big. Someone who's 5'6", 220 is fat.

 

[288gto]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

you are in the best place in the earth, aussie is cool for 2 things, love your v8 and aussie girls are hot and cute.
what car do you drive (probably holden or ford falcon , lol)
would like to see your ass in leggings stuck in your ass....

 

[Lolita_Borgia]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

Would you rather be naked or covered in some sort of leather?

I would rather be covered in some sort of latex - latex is my kinky friend *hehe* xXx :dominatrix:

 

[Lolita_Borgia]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

Why was there so much casual racism on Twitter las year from the Aussies when they showed the Eurovision on one of your major networks? I mean, i did catch myself laughing a few times but at the same time it was odd.

Some of our working class who sit in front of the tv regularly have not evolved so to speak - but unfortunately they are allowed to use social media & show the world just how backwards they are!

 

[Lolita_Borgia]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

Yes, this is my actual question.

1. I would fuck my wife ( not that I have one ???)
2. I would marry Barbara Walters because (see 3)
3. I would kill Oprah

Be interested to hear what choices others would make here... xXx

 

[MarquisdeSade]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

Mmm... I'm not into wearing strap-ons & fucking girls, to me it just looks like a girl pretending to be a guy! But if you want to fuck me while I go down on a girl then that's definitely a goer!!!

Yes please, that would be rather fun (for me at least, not quite sure whether I`d be up to the standard of some other guys you`ve been screwed by) especially if you were wearing peephole latex....

 

[twat36975248664224]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

What is your favorite kink device? (whips, chains, gags, etc..)

 

[bigguy1]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

Mmm... I'm not into wearing strap-ons & fucking girls, to me it just looks like a girl pretending to be a guy! But if you want to fuck me while I go down on a girl then that's definitely a goer!!!

thats actually what i meant so great answer xx

 

[luis1972]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

Favorite fragrance?

 

[Lolita_Borgia]

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx

By larger you mean... ??? Someone who's 6'6", 220 is big. Someone who's 5'6", 220 is fat.

Both I'm sure would be much more appetising than me... I would be more like an h'orderve *hehe*