Annoyances

[Dixie Normus]

When people say "Life is short." What the fuck? Life is the longest god damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What? Are they going to fucking do something that's longer?

People who get up to the cashier at fast food restraunts then stare at the menu. "OH! I'm sorry! Did I just accidentally kick you in the ass?"

Braille instructions at drive up teller machines. If a person is blind, why the fuck would they be driving?

Mentos Commercials

Anything you need to buy Monistat to cure.

Gay Cowboy Movies. That’s just wrong! Cowboys fuck sheep, not other cowboys, we all know that!

Spam. Not the e-mail, the spiced ham crap.

whomever came up with text messaging. Fuck that guy in the ear. I tried it the other night, it took me five minutes to key in "call me later" to a friend, who ended up calling me in the middle of my text message and left me a voice mail that said, "text me later dawg!" What a fucking waste of technology. And to people who have long conversations via text messaging - pick up the fucking phone and talk to them you socially inept chode huffer.

Someone pissing on the toilet seat and not having the common decency to wipe it off
Footprints on the toilet seat. What the fuck?

 

[chch12345]

Major Annoyance: Pornstars who get fake boobs

does anyone actually think these things look good, EVER ?
What if guys got muscle or cock implants? How dumb would that look?

I'd rather see them naturally sagging, so save your money, ladies!

...are there any porn stars with real breasts left out there?

 

[maildude]

People who come onto a message board and start flaming.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

STFU maildude you freaking bag of shit!

just kidding buddy.


Freaking bag of shit. Does that even make sense? :o

 

[maildude]

STFU maildude you freaking bag of shit!

just kidding buddy.


Freaking bag of shit. Does that even make sense? :o

I have been called many different kinds of bags...

 

[tunsty]

I have been called many different kinds of bags...

Ya big wet feckin Teabag..






Annoyance: People who own multiples of the same pet.

ie: You see someone walking around with 5,6,7 or even more, dogs... WHY???

I can understand maybe two at most (a couple of dogs would be company for each other when you're not around)
But half-a-dozen?..


Not to mention these people who have houses full of Dogs, cats, parrots, snakes, lizards, tauntons, tribbles (trekkie joke)..


fuck-off.. you DON'T need a zoo in your house to appreciate animals.. YOU'RE NOT FUCKING NOAH !

 

[D-rock]

I would like to give a big FU to the game Fallout 3 and the people that made it, Bethesda. It was one of the very few games I have even considered buying in a long time. One of the main reasons I even considered the game was from what they said it was to only have a simple disk check for DRM. Apparently they lied. Even if it doesn’t have any limited installations it still has Securom which people didn't think it would. They must be trying to take after Electronic Arts or something. I don't want corporately made maleware put on my computer that's almost impossible to get rid off. Too bad I already bought it. I should know better than to buy a game on it's release date at this point, but I didn't. Luckily I checked some online reviews before I ever even opened the packaging so unlike some people I still can return it for a refund even if it's a pain in the ass to do. I will probably never buy any games from them again. They would have to make up for what they have done 10 fold for me to consider it and that won't happen. It's too bad because in the last few years I have vowed to never buy from a lot of companies that are now using stupid forms of DRM, a lot of them that otherwise make good games. I just added another one to the list.

 

[ChefChiTown]

My Rant On Parents Who Are Bad Gift-Givers

A few years back, when Playstation 2 first came out, that was all I wanted for my birthday. So, when my mom asked me what I wanted for my birthday, I told her that I wanted a Playstation 2 and offered no more "options". That was all I wanted, so that was all I said.

When my birthday came around...no Playstation 2. Nothing even close. Just some crappy clothes and some other shitty gifts that aren't even worth mentioning. "Oh well", I thought, "maybe I'll get it for Christmas". After some time, when my mom asked me what I wanted for Christmas, once again, I told her that I wanted a Playstation 2 and offered no more "options".

When Christmas came around...no Playstation 2. I got some reasonable gifts, but nothing good. To be selfish, I was a little disappointed. Then, after all of our gifts were opened, my mom said "I'll be right back" and then went upstairs, only to return with one big box and a couple of DVD shaped boxes that were all wrapped. This had to be my Playstation 2, it had to be.

It wasn't.

It was an X-Box. A fucking X-Box. Keep in mind, I had been deliberately vocal about how much I didn't like the X-Box, as I did not want one at all. I praised PS2 and completely bashed X-Box. Yet...that's what I got. My mom thought she was such a cool mom for getting me an X-Box, just because "the guy at the store" told her that it was "better". SIGH, once again, I was disappointed.

Fast forward to today...

My 27th birthday is on Friday. My mom still treats me like a little kid and likes to spoil me with presents. So, a few months ago, she asked what I wanted for my birthday. I told her that all I wanted was a Playstation 3 and nothing else. I told her that I didn't want an X-Box 360 and that I didn't want a Nintendo Wii. The exact words that came out of her mouth after I said that was "Playstation, huh?" Sweet...I was for sure getting what I wanted this time around.

A few weeks after that, I was talking to my mom on the phone and she brought up some baseball game called "The BIGS" that she saw a commercial for. She said, "I think that games looks pretty cool" and then she asked if I thought it was cool and I was like, "I hate games like that, no."

A few weeks after that, my mom and I were, once again, talking on the phone. This time, she made the comment of "I know that when you open your gift, you will think you have the coolest mom in the world". I thought I was in for sure this time and that I was definitely getting a Playstation 3.

My package was set to arrive today before noon. It was late, so my mom called to ask if I got it yet. I told her that I hadn't and my mom was like a giddy little girl, all excited that I was "this close" to seeing what a cool mom she was. "I can't wait until you see what I got you", she kept saying. I was all hyped up at this point, in anticipation of getting my PS3.

My package arrived about a half an hour ago. I opened it up and saw that there was one big box and couple of small DVD sized boxes that were all wrapped up. "FUCKING SWEEEEEEET", I thought to myself, "my PS3 is here". The big box had a note on it that said "OPEN ME FIRST", indicating, to me anyway, that it was definitely my Playstation 3 and that the other packages were games. So, I tear into the wrapping paper AND...

A Nintendo Wii and The BIGS. A Nintendo Wii...and...The BIGS. SIGH.

Two things that I CLEARLY STATED that I did not want at all. I told my mom, numerous times that I did not want either of those things, yet...she got them anyway? :dunno: :wtf:

Seriously, parents, listen to me and listen carefully...

When your kid (especially your grown up kids) say that they don't want something, they don't want it. It's not some secret lingo for "I really like that"...it clearly means that we don't want it. So, when your kid says that they want a Playstation 3, buy them a Playstation 3. Don't try to be "cool", just get them a Playstation 3. Also, don't waste your money on something that costs the same amount of money, with the only difference being that THEY DON'T WANT IT.

Alright, now I have to go figure out how to fake enthusiasm while I tell my mom that I love what she got me. SIGH...

 

[jibbijib]

Im annoyed at sex abstainers.

 

[Torre82]

Women who tell me 'I know how to take care of myself!' then go fuck up over. and over. and over.

That's pretty goddamn annoying by itself, but when that intrudes into my life and I get phone calls from her cell phone and he's on it saying he stole it.. yeah. That makes me want to get a nail bat and make some splatters about a dozen feet in every direction of his head.

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Running out of booze on Friday. Having it buy it while in-uniform at work today. (Saturday) because Sunday is no-alcy day. (Blue Collar bullshit laws) and Nov 4th is election day.. HOT DAMN WOULDNT WANT ANYONE VOTING DRUNK! Fucking tards.

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I hate when I set my upload speed to max and it only hits about 12 or 20.. CMON LET'S SEE SOME 48K!!! I send more.. I recieve more. Cant you piece-of-shit package grabbers (cheapest DSL/Cable plan, I mean... although by all means let's call them FAGS! PACKAGE-GRABBING FUCKHEADS! Not like gay fags, but like.. dammit you fag. Stoppit.) AHEM, so.. CANT THESE POS PACK-GRABS RECIEVE SOME DECENT SPEEDS?! I CAN UPLOAD IT.. JUST OPEN YOUR MODEMY ARMS AND TAKE WHAT I GIVE YOU BISH! SHEESH! And turn your own friggin' uploads speed up a bit. I like getting my stuff in less than a month.

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I hate a stuffy nose. What the fuck is this helping? I like breathing. Why is my body clogging a fucking necessary passageway? Friggin' histamines making life difficult. LET ME BREATHE! I mean shit, the world isnt a pleasant-smelling place but for fuck's sake IT IS NECESSARY! gaw-damn!!

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I hate waiting. I hate fast-forwarding. I hate rules set in opposition of common sense. I hate when common sense isnt applicable to a situation because.. the situation honestly shouldnt happen but it does all the time. Like when the person in front of you.. in a line blows thru 4 different credit cards trying to find some money in their bullshit accounts. PAY YOUR DEBTS OR GTFO THE LINE.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Women who tell me 'I know how to take care of myself!' then go fuck up over. and over. and over.

That's pretty goddamn annoying by itself, but when that intrudes into my life and I get phone calls from her cell phone and he's on it saying he stole it.. yeah. That makes me want to get a nail bat and make some splatters about a dozen feet in every direction of his head.

So, you hate every woman ever?

I find women who do that to be extremely annoying too. My ex used to say that same kind of thing. Then, I would get phone calls at 3AM which consisted of nothing but hysterical crying because she was in some sort of juvenile "trouble" that any half-witted retard could've avoided getting into.

Phuggin beeches.

 

[ChefChiTown]

When an OCSM creates a thread that's already been made 25 times before and nothing gets said or done about it. No "tisk tisk", no merging of threads...nothing.

:dunno:

 

[BlueBalls]

Having a migrane so bad that you cant sleep.

 

[wigster]

Opening an email by mistake, then finding out it's that spam shit.

 

[BlueBalls]

Knowing that I should be writing a paper at this very moment but Im on here instead :dunno:

 

[jibbijib]

Knowing that I should be writing a paper at this very moment but Im on here instead :dunno:

Awwww you love us so much!


What annoys me is my damn fridge. When it starts up it sounds like a tractor.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I find it really annoying that people keep making new Obama-related threads, even though there are a good 10 or 12 of them out there already. I also find it annoying that those threads haven't been merged, but eh...nothing to lose sleep over.

 

[jibbijib]

I find it really annoying that people keep making new Obama-related threads, even though there are a good 10 or 12 of them out there already. I also find it annoying that those threads haven't been merged, but eh...nothing to lose sleep over.

HERE HERE!!!:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

 

[BlueBalls]

I find it really annoying that people keep making new Obama-related threads, even though there are a good 10 or 12 of them out there already. I also find it annoying that those threads haven't been merged, but eh...nothing to lose sleep over.

HERE HERE!!!:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

I was just going to post the same thing


Very annoying!!!!!

 

[chch12345]

My Rant On Parents Who Are Bad Gift-Givers

A few years back, when Playstation 2 first came out, that was all I wanted for my birthday. So, when my mom asked me what I wanted for my birthday, I told her that I wanted a Playstation 2 and offered no more "options". That was all I wanted, so that was all I said.

When my birthday came around...no Playstation 2. Nothing even close. Just some crappy clothes and some other shitty gifts that aren't even worth mentioning. "Oh well", I thought, "maybe I'll get it for Christmas". After some time, when my mom asked me what I wanted for Christmas, once again, I told her that I wanted a Playstation 2 and offered no more "options".

When Christmas came around...no Playstation 2. I got some reasonable gifts, but nothing good. To be selfish, I was a little disappointed. Then, after all of our gifts were opened, my mom said "I'll be right back" and then went upstairs, only to return with one big box and a couple of DVD shaped boxes that were all wrapped. This had to be my Playstation 2, it had to be.

It wasn't.

It was an X-Box. A fucking X-Box. Keep in mind, I had been deliberately vocal about how much I didn't like the X-Box, as I did not want one at all. I praised PS2 and completely bashed X-Box. Yet...that's what I got. My mom thought she was such a cool mom for getting me an X-Box, just because "the guy at the store" told her that it was "better". SIGH, once again, I was disappointed.

Fast forward to today...

My 27th birthday is on Friday. My mom still treats me like a little kid and likes to spoil me with presents. So, a few months ago, she asked what I wanted for my birthday. I told her that all I wanted was a Playstation 3 and nothing else. I told her that I didn't want an X-Box 360 and that I didn't want a Nintendo Wii. The exact words that came out of her mouth after I said that was "Playstation, huh?" Sweet...I was for sure getting what I wanted this time around.

A few weeks after that, I was talking to my mom on the phone and she brought up some baseball game called "The BIGS" that she saw a commercial for. She said, "I think that games looks pretty cool" and then she asked if I thought it was cool and I was like, "I hate games like that, no."

A few weeks after that, my mom and I were, once again, talking on the phone. This time, she made the comment of "I know that when you open your gift, you will think you have the coolest mom in the world". I thought I was in for sure this time and that I was definitely getting a Playstation 3.

My package was set to arrive today before noon. It was late, so my mom called to ask if I got it yet. I told her that I hadn't and my mom was like a giddy little girl, all excited that I was "this close" to seeing what a cool mom she was. "I can't wait until you see what I got you", she kept saying. I was all hyped up at this point, in anticipation of getting my PS3.

My package arrived about a half an hour ago. I opened it up and saw that there was one big box and couple of small DVD sized boxes that were all wrapped up. "FUCKING SWEEEEEEET", I thought to myself, "my PS3 is here". The big box had a note on it that said "OPEN ME FIRST", indicating, to me anyway, that it was definitely my Playstation 3 and that the other packages were games. So, I tear into the wrapping paper AND...

A Nintendo Wii and The BIGS. A Nintendo Wii...and...The BIGS. SIGH.

Two things that I CLEARLY STATED that I did not want at all. I told my mom, numerous times that I did not want either of those things, yet...she got them anyway? :dunno: :wtf:

Seriously, parents, listen to me and listen carefully...

When your kid (especially your grown up kids) say that they don't want something, they don't want it. It's not some secret lingo for "I really like that"...it clearly means that we don't want it. So, when your kid says that they want a Playstation 3, buy them a Playstation 3. Don't try to be "cool", just get them a Playstation 3. Also, don't waste your money on something that costs the same amount of money, with the only difference being that THEY DON'T WANT IT.

Alright, now I have to go figure out how to fake enthusiasm while I tell my mom that I love what she got me. SIGH...

My pet peeve for today is 27 year old men who complain about not getting the proper gift they wanted from their parents. (!!!)
If you were talking about back when you were 12, I would wholeheartedly agree.

It might be time to come out of your basement apartment at your mom's place and look for a job. You might not be able to post on Freeones 24/7, or make 5,017 posts in under 18 months for that highly coveted free t-shirt, or create a cute-sy sig line to "bash newbies" (even though you are fairly new your own self) , you just post - a - plenty, but i can almost guarantee you'd get a lot more REAL pussy instead of just links to pictures/movies of it.

such a sense of "entitlement" you have. Time to grow up. Take it from a girl like me. If I went on a date with you, and i heard you complain about that, i'd laugh and then excuse myself to the bathroom, stand on the toilet, and crawl out the window.

good luck and good day