Annoyances

[chch12345]

oh wait, i have one more:

watching a porn movie and the guy is naked except for a backwards baseball cap!

no more pussy for you!

 

[ChefChiTown]

It might be time to come out of your basement apartment at your mom's place and look for a job. You Might not be able to post on Freeones 24/7, or make 5,017 posts in under 18 months for that highly coveted free t-shirt, or create a cute-sy sig line to "bash newbies" (even though you are fairly new your own self) , you just post - a - plenty, but i can almost guarantee you'd get a lot more REAL pussy instead of just links to pictures/movies of it.

Hmm, you sound exactly like a recently banned member. Do all of you get together and come up with ways to try to insult me? Horrible attempt, by the way.

1) I live on my own and have lived on my own for quite a while. I live far away from my "mom's basement" too. Oh no!!! :eek:
2) You joined this forum last month and you're calling me a newbie. Hi-lar-ious.
3) I work 80-90 hour weeks in a restaurant so I don't have time to "get pussy". Who still thinks like that anyway? Are you still in high school? :dunno: Seriously, you think I'm childish for making a post about bad gift giving, yet you still think "getting pussy" is some big shit? :1orglaugh Yeah, I'M the one who's childish and needs to grow up.

PS - Forgive me if I don't get REAL pussy. When you have to abandon everything you have so you can go take care of your dying grandmother for almost an entire year...you don't have a lot of time to do anything for yourself. Especially if it's some meaningless, over-hyped act like "getting pussy".

such a sense of "entitlement" you have. Time to grow up. Take it from a girl like me. If I went on a date with you, and i heard you complain about that, i'd laugh and then excuse myself to the bathroom, stand on the toilet, and crawl out the window.

Oh, you don't have to worry about that. I would never go out with you to begin with because I don't date used up, 16 year old whores who think that pussy makes the world go-round.

 

[Dawn]

Obama.

I mean.

Its fine to speak about him while the campain was going on... but it seems people are talking more about him now that he is elected. The guy isnt yet at charge in the White House! :eek:

 

[Facetious]

quiselings, the trojan horse(s) and saboteurs.

Should read "who would you slay".
Annoyances will have to suffice.

 

[tunsty]

Reading through some of these 'annoyances' only to realise that I don't really care about other peoples problems.

 

[Spleen]

After a football match, the supporters of the losing team usually say "We played better, we deserved to win". If your team played better, how come they lost?

And while on the subject, YOU didn't play. "We scored twice" NO, you fucking didn't. You weren't there, you're not even a damn footballer!

 

[jibbijib]

It really annoys me when the cops come around when I'm tryin to kill a bunch of gang members, and kill off most of my homies when I'm in the middle of trying to start a gang war on their turf! Damned cops ruin everything.


Oh yeah I'm playing GTA San Andreas

 

[panther]

people who are not prepared to pay for their purchases at the supermarket and on their cell phone @the same time. get your debit/credit card/cash out and pay the fuckin' clerk and hang up the fuckin' cell phone!

 

[tunsty]

Just put my mobile phone through the washing machine - it's lovely and clean now..

 

[ChefChiTown]

When people post a picture of a completely anonymous, amateur housewife/girlfriend in the ID section and then feel the need to bump the thread at least once a day for a good week or two straight, like they're going to actually get a result. Then, throughout their bumping, they are genuinely expressing confusion and disbelief that their beloved internet skank hasn't been ID'd yet.

 

[Fresno]

...when you call some one and the Operator says, "unable to place your call at this time please try again later"

 

[wigster]

Stupid fucking idiots, useless wankers, fucking twatfaced fucking monkeyboys

 

[RogueWolf]

When people post a picture of a completely anonymous, amateur housewife/girlfriend in the ID section and then feel the need to bump the thread at least once a day for a good week or two straight, like they're going to actually get a result. Then, throughout their bumping, they are genuinely expressing confusion and disbelief that their beloved internet skank hasn't been ID'd yet.

Ditto this! :yesyes:

 

[Fresno]

Some one saying they're going to call you on a certain day and you wait by the Phone and they never call!

 

[ChefChiTown]

When your mom tries to make you feel guilty for something that is completely out of your control.

 

[Dawn]

When your mom tries to make you feel guilty for something that is completely out of your control.

I can't agree more.

And i think even when i will be 60 she will call me to make me feel guilty :crash:

 

[panther]

Any type of music on hold and "customer service" states "we are expieriencing large call volumes". What they really mean is we don't have enough reps.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Any type of music on hold and "customer service" states "we are expieriencing large call volumes". What they really mean is we don't have enough reps.

Personally, I think it means:

"We could easily take your call right now, but one of our reps is either eating a bag of Doritos or talking to one of her girlfriends on her cell phone, so she will be with you in 15 minutes. Please hold."

 

[Dawn]

People making generalisations.

A tree should'nt hide the forest...

 

[D-rock]

When people turn don't turn off the lights after they leave a room.