Annoyances
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ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
When you're playing poker, get pocket KINGS and raise the pot...then, somebody calls you...then, the flop comes out and it's K 9 4...then, you go all in because you now have 3 K's...then, some asshole with 7-10 offsuit calls you even though they have NOTHING...then, the turn comes and it's a 6...then, the river comes and it's an 8...
...and you lose to a FUCKING IDIOT WHO CALLED WITH NOTHING IN HIS HAND, even though you have TRIP KINGS, because he miraculously caught a straight.
...and you lose to a FUCKING IDIOT WHO CALLED WITH NOTHING IN HIS HAND, even though you have TRIP KINGS, because he miraculously caught a straight.
Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
Stupid people annoy the fuck out of me.
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Amen to that, *******.
Stupid customers at McDonald's who take a half hour to order one thing!
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
(This will probably only make sense to people who live in apartment buildings)
When the mailman rings your buzzer, informing you that you have a package you need to sign for, so, over the intercom, you tell him "I'll be right down". No more than 3 seconds goes by and he rings your buzzer again, loudly saying, "HELLOOOOO, HELLOOOOO!!!" Then, over the intercom, once again, you tell him "I'm coming, I'll be right down".
As you're making your way down from your 3rd floor apartment, you hear him yelling "COME ON MAN, I don't have all day!!!"
Ok, first of all ASSHOLE, I live on the 3rd floor. I can't magically appear at the front door with a snap of my finger. Secondly, you KNOW that I live on the 3rd floor, so you should realize that it'll take me a few seconds to get downstairs. Fucking punk bitch ****** fucker.
When the mailman rings your buzzer, informing you that you have a package you need to sign for, so, over the intercom, you tell him "I'll be right down". No more than 3 seconds goes by and he rings your buzzer again, loudly saying, "HELLOOOOO, HELLOOOOO!!!" Then, over the intercom, once again, you tell him "I'm coming, I'll be right down".
As you're making your way down from your 3rd floor apartment, you hear him yelling "COME ON MAN, I don't have all day!!!"
Ok, first of all ASSHOLE, I live on the 3rd floor. I can't magically appear at the front door with a snap of my finger. Secondly, you KNOW that I live on the 3rd floor, so you should realize that it'll take me a few seconds to get downstairs. Fucking punk bitch ****** fucker.
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
The mailman doesnt come to your apartment door? You have to go down to the front door? Wow! Now that would annoy me!
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Yeah, you have to go down and meet them. I understand though, because Chicago, in the downtown area at least, is vastly made up of apartment buildings and condos, so if they actually carried your packages to your door, it would take them forever to finish their route.
Still...it sucks!!!
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
Yeah, you have to go down and meet them. I understand though, because Chicago, in the downtown area at least, is vastly made up of apartment buildings and condos, so if they actually carried your packages to your door, it would take them forever to finish their route.
Still...it sucks!!!
How many inhabitants does Chicago have? About 3 million?
Berlin has almost 3.5 million inhabitants and the mailman carries your packages to your door. :dunno:
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Yes, but Chicago is in America; land of the free, home of the brave, breeding ground of the lazy.
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
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