A difficult situation

Shifty said:
^^ VV will carpet bomb them for you. :yesyes:
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Nah - I'd need a bigger plane for carpet bombing. Tu95 or B52.
I could cluster bomb them or shoot them up for him tho - and he'd have a few extra holes to fuck, so it's even more of a win situation!
:D
 
If you want to be a bastard, you could flirt with the other girl behind your gf's back, see how much interest there is and try to have sex with her. If they are very good friends, kiss and tell will also be a problem for her (She's lose a good friend and all friends associated with her). You will lose your gf when she speaks, but at least you'll still have your manfriends.

Or you could be a good boy and just imagine you're fucking her when you're fucking your gf.
 
Your thinking is too narrow, my friend. These aren't the only two birds going. You need a change from your current girlfriend, that's obvious or we wouldn't be having this conversation. Try flying solo for a while and seeing what else is out there besides these two cunts. They're probably fucking each other anyway.
 
xfire said:
Your thinking is too narrow, my friend. These aren't the only two birds going. You need a change from your current girlfriend, that's obvious or we wouldn't be having this conversation. Try flying solo for a while and seeing what else is out there besides these two cunts. They're probably fucking each other anyway.
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You arent having a conversation with the OP, nor is he the narrow minded one.

You come into this thread, label his gf and her friend "cunts" and imply they are "fucking each other" based on less that one paragraph, which in no way portrays them in either light.

Congratulations on achieving dickhead status!
 
There isn't anything you CAN do. Because unless this friend of hers (the one your eye is after) is a complete piece of **** bitch (and I'm assuming she's not, because you seem to fancy her personality and charm quite a bit) then even if you DID decide to leave your gf for her, she won't even want to be with you because you'd be making a scumbag move. Most women aren't stupid. And most women wouldn't even want to entertain the thought of being with you when you act like an ass. So if you break her friends (your gf's) heart, she's going to think you're a POS. Unfortunately for you, you're in one of those "damned if you do, and damned if you don't" situations. Clearly you haven't thought this through. My advice? Stick with your gf, focus on how great she is, and avoid seeing and contacting her friend....or break it off with your gf, avoid the both of them and look for someone else totally different to be with.
 
xfire said:
Your thinking is too narrow, my friend. These aren't the only two birds going. You need a change from your current girlfriend, that's obvious or we wouldn't be having this conversation. Try flying solo for a while and seeing what else is out there besides these two cunts. They're probably fucking each other anyway.
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:why:

I was with you until I read the fourth sentence. :dunno:
 
JERRY: So the roommate laughed at everything I said.

GEORGE: Wow.

JERRY: It was a great sounding laugh too, kind of lilting and feminine--none of

those big coarse "ha's." You know those?

GEORGE: Oh yeah: HA-A-A, HA-A-A.

JERRY: Yeah.

GEORGE: **** the big coarse "ha." **** those.

JERRY: And the worst part of course is that she also possessed many of the

other qualities prized by the Superficial Man.

GEORGE: I see.

JERRY: So as you can see, I've got a bit of a problem here.

GEORGE: Well, if I hear you correctly--and I think that I do--my advice to you

is to finish your meal, pay your check, leave here, and never mention

this to anyone again.

JERRY: Can't be done, huh?

GEORGE: The Switch?

JERRY: "The Switch."

GEORGE: Can't be done.

JERRY: I wonder.

GEORGE: Do you realize in the entire history of western civilization no one has

successfully accomplished the Roommate Switch? In the Middle Ages you

could get locked up for even suggesting it!

JERRY: They didn't have roommates in the Middle Ages.

GEORGE: Well, I'm sure at some point between the years 800 and

1200--somewhere--there were two women living together.

JERRY: The point is I intend to undertake this. And I'll do it with or without

you. So if you're scared, if you haven't got the stomach for this, let's

get it out right now! And I'll go on my own. If not, you can get on

board and we can get to work! Now what's it going to be?
 
I'm sorry to say this, but it looks like you might have to **** one of them.
 
I love this thread and the responses...:1orglaugh

When you think about it...most people when they approach you with a "dilemma" like this...the reality is they've ALREADY fucked up (or verging very close to it) and are then fishing for some solace and people to identify with their fuck up.

In reading some of the OP's responses, I think the **** is out of the *****..the so call "friend" is just about a willing accomplice..and they both have stars in their eyes.:1orglaugh

OP is just looking for his excuse to go all in.
 
Just to address DOA82 and Shifty- my apologies to both you lads. My response was meant to be humorous. Apparently I fell short of my mark. Not to be critical of the two of you but your skin seems a bit thin to be trolling around on a porn forum and getting offended. Just sayin'.
 
Hot Mega said:
I love this thread and the responses...:1orglaugh

When you think about it...most people when they approach you with a "dilemma" like this...the reality is they've ALREADY fucked up (or verging very close to it) and are then fishing for some solace and people to identify with their fuck up.

In reading some of the OP's responses, I think the **** is out of the *****..the so call "friend" is just about a willing accomplice..and they both have stars in their eyes.:1orglaugh

OP is just looking for his excuse to go all in.
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who's "OP"? If you are referring to me, well, you're not right, I haven't done anything yet, and I don't intend to...

SpexyAsleigh gave a realistic answer, which I was actually already aware of. I guess I just needed a confirmation of that.
 
Hot Mega said:
You haven't done anything yet. Why are you feeling guilty??

Here's why because you already know you're going to fuck around with her and you are now a.) Trying to justify it to yourself and b.) Waiting for an 'excuse' to do it.

Quit playing with yourself. If you have something thicker than water with the girl you're with stop thinking about fucking with her friend.

Understand no matter how you're romanticizing this in your noggin now it is an unworkable, untenable reality. If you pursue this...the only things most likely to happen are you will have busted up two friends to be with a girl that will amount to most likely what you already have.

Go do something nice for your girl to rid yourself of the guilt you now have for considering fucking her friend...then go on with your life...you're not missing anything Romeo.
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capricorn said:
who's "OP"? If you are referring to me, well, you're not right, I haven't done anything yet, and I don't intend to...

SpexyAsleigh gave a realistic answer, which I was actually already aware of. I guess I just needed a confirmation of that.
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Glad you've come to your senses...not much daylight though between what I offered you a day or so ago and what she says....

I would only add there are all kinds of 'good' people who do dumb **** like fuck around with their friends' sig. other and their sig. others' friends.

Why? Because as you said...for many people doing what you ought to do in the face of doing what you want to do is easier said than done.

Now go do something nice for your girl.:nanner:

OP = Original post/poster.
 
Exactly bro...you're stuck with two options:

1- Find a way to get them to have a three way with you (unlikely it will happen but it's still an option)

2- Jerk off to your girlfriend's friend if your little crush on her is that bad.

My point is: Whatever you do don't break up with your girl, because you'll lose both of them. Just be a man and do the impossible to remind yourself of why you're in a relationship with your girlfriend and not with her friend.

PS: If your girlfriend's friend (the girl you're having feelings for) somehow shows you that she feels the same towards you, maybe you've got a chance with her...however that would still be risky! Unless "you AND her" came to the ultimate conclusion that you guys are meant to be, in which case you'll have to dump your current girlfriend and she will **** you both for ever and ever.
 
xfire said:
Just to address DOA82 and Shifty- my apologies to both you lads. My response was meant to be humorous. Apparently I fell short of my mark. Not to be critical of the two of you but your skin seems a bit thin to be trolling around on a porn forum and getting offended. Just sayin'.
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Thanks for your apology.

Your use of humor IMO did not sound very lighthearted. It came off more along the lines of "I'm an angry skull fucker".
 
I'm so glad you were able to ascertain as much. Would you like my reflections on the tone you convey? Probably not and I really don't care so all's well as far as I'm concerned.
 
While you're in your girlfriend, fantasize about her friend.
WOmen are photo crazy and commonly have big collages of photos on their bedroom walls. Find the photo of the gal in the collage and look at it next time ya woman blows you.
:thumbsup:
 
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