Has anyone else experienced this? Had a dream in which I committed some crimes and other moral transgressions. Began to wake up, still thinking dream's events were real, and devoted some thought to how I was going to handle the new issues that have arisen as a result of the events of the dream. Moments pass, I become more awake, and realize that the dream was a dream. I am now having difficulty dealing with some of the things I was prepared to do to fix the problems that the dream presented.
 

Supafly

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I am very familiar with these sensations, when first a dream is so very real in a way that makes it feature things that have serious implications, then I begin making my way out of slumberland, and you describe it very well, many times, it feels like the dream is more than a dream.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Today's wisdom:

Keeping a job is just microdosing hell.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
What kinda job you talkin' here? You don't clean the inside of a septic tank with a toothbrush for a living, do 'ya?

That Skid Row Spearmint Rhino you were trying to get off the ground seemed promising.
We went to work at the mill for 12 pence a week. We used to live in a passing Turk's slipper in the middle of the motorway! All 120 of us, and we ate hot poisonous magma for supper! At night our dad used to thrash us to death with his willy! And we were lucky!

Kids these days don't know how good they haff it

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I want to lick every liver spot on Jeanine Pirro's heavily lotioned, spray tanned, and completely waxed body that's been pulled and tucked to its maximum elasticity.

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Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I don't know. It's hard to tell without seeing him assault someone who's not a fighter, or expecting it.

But I believe it is.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
He looks so.. presentable.
And nice.

I think it's a good look. Not that it was bad, before. Just.. i dunno, the way you'd think of a Hollywood type.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
He sort of looks like Matt Damon with cheesy plastic surgery. And that jacket, looks like it was a couch cover, before it was a jacket.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Today's wisdom:

If you are in the woods and see bear cubs, pick one up to show the mother bear that you care and aren't a threat.jag.pngham candle.jpgcruci fact.jpg
 
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