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[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Just noticed this ad. Look how hot the girl is.

https://www.limelush.com/products/vivid-orange-floral-print-sleeveless-romper

 

[Supafly]

I'll just leave this here randomly

 

[The Yak]

I want to start business in which my company organizes surprise birthday parties at which the individual being celebrated is actually surprised and have been giving some thought to ways in which this might be possible.

Something I think might work would be to have a family member (in on the joke obviously) contact the birthday person a few days before their birthday and inform them that one of their parents has died. In my head, I imagine this person having to take time off work and travel some distance to attend the "funeral". A wake should be held a few days prior to "funeral" where the entire family and friends have gathered to pay their respects to the deceased. We have the not-dead parent all done up and looking the part while in an open casket and everything. Person with the upcoming birthday approaches the casket, parent "wakes up" and everyone yells "Surprise!!".

I think the individual would be genuinely surprised by this.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I finally figured out why Trey Gowdy looks like he does. In certain parts of South Carolina when a baby is born the doctor puts its head in a vise instead of spanking it on the bottom. Barbers in that neck of the woods give haircuts using a pencil sharpener instead of a pair of scissors.

 

[The Yak]

 

[The Yak]

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Probably some aspiring young internet star, that filmed himself doing just exactly what you see in the warning sign.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

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This, I guess.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I never thought I'd ever wanna fuck a seven foot tall woman until now. The daughter is totally hot. Legs and tits fer days!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Holy crapola! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! If I could only go to sleep now and wake up October 24!

 

[The Yak]

 

[Supafly]

The picture shows a service available up to the seventies in Turkey, a way for patrons too drunk to walk themselves to get carried home

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

The picture shows a service available up to the seventies in Turkey, a way for patrons too drunk to walk themselves to get carried home

I watched the movie Midnight Express. It was said that The Turks stab everybody in the ass. If you stab above the waist I believe it was a life sentence.

"No do, no do, Villiam Ayes?!?!?"

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Midnight Express was an amazing movie.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Midnight Express was an amazing movie.

Sure is. How much of a scumbag was Rifki? Even in a Turkish prison he stood out as shameless vermin.

 

[BCT]

I never thought I'd ever wanna fuck a seven foot tall woman until now. The daughter is totally hot. Legs and tits fer days!

She’s badass.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

She’s badass.

Are they some sorta giant Samoans? That mom probably walks around the house with a live Swordfish hanging out of her mouth. She could get a job as a roofer because the company could save money on the ladder. For such a gargantuan female the daughter has the sweetest smile. Imagine the impoverished village her BBQd thighs and calves could feed.

You could probably use her cunt as a hang glider too. IT MUST BE...

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Anybody need a maid?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I am a big fan of Telly Savalas and have appreciated Kojak more and more over the years. Telly walks in a room and says whatever the heck he wants.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

When I was a gullible child I would watch the show Happy Days thinking this was the episode where Fonzie finally got his ass kicked. No matter how many times I watched it didn't happen. My hatred of Arthur Fonzarelli grew over time. I was about 11 years old, noticed something, then went up to my baseball coach. I asked, "Why is Henry Winkler here taking pictures of all of us?" I was told, "Well, he really likes Little League Baseball." He didn't have his own kid there so it seemed weird. Henry Winkler was a very nice man who didn't do anything wrong. Still bizarre for him taking pictures of us like that though. To this day I still don't know why.