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[The Yak]

So is this a random post thread? I am trying to get to 5,000 posts and this thread could be my ticket.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

As a Sicilian, that disturbs me greatly, but as a completely twisted and fucked up human being, it greatly disturbs me.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Looking at that sandwich reminded me of the film Ebola Syndrome.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

 

[The Yak]

I had a dream last night that I was in a stranger's home installing a dishwasher. The owner of the home was a woman in her 50s and she became angry when she saw me installing the new dishwasher because the previous dishwasher was the first appliance she and her late husband had purchased in this home and it had sentimental value. She told me to install the old dishwasher. I could not install the old dishwasher because it had been stolen by some local children. The woman then attacked me with a piece of wood as I ran off into the night waving my penis and shouting obscenities.

Dreams are weird.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

 

[The Yak]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Ever seen a turd used as a foreign object in a wrestling match? I guess it backfired.

 

[The Yak]

It is normal for stool to contain a small amount of mucus, but visible mucus may indicate underlying disease.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

My heart is filled with joy because this thread continues to live.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

This show was so funny. Too bad it ran outta money.

Jon Glaser makes some quality programming. Jon Glaser Loves Gear ran for a couple seasons on TruTV a few years ago and it featured most of the same cast as Delocated. Neon Joe: Werewolf Hunter was another of his live action Adult Swim shows, but it didn't gain any traction.

 

[The Yak]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I would give Willow Nightingale the anal sex.

 

[Supafly]

That is two sizes too big for me, so you got my Go-Ahead

She got a sexy smile, though

This is more my taste

 

[The Yak]

I have posted this elsewhere but it deserves to be here also.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

How hairy and matted do you think Whoopi Goldberg's ass crack is? It's like a net catching a tuna every time she pinches off a loaf.

Ted Danson actually performed analingus on that.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Kimberly Guilfoyle looks like she was the object of affection at a bukkake party thrown by a battalion of deranged hobos.

Anybody remember what she got fired for at Fox News? I knew the first time I saw her smile she looked like a crocodile holding pictures that she really, really wants you to look at.

 

[BCT]

How hairy and matted do you think Whoopi Goldberg's ass crack is? It's like a net catching a tuna every time she pinches off a loaf.

Ted Danson actually performed analingus on that.

Ugh. I heard he started dating her after they did that movie “Made in America”. Dude deserves a medal for getting up in that.

 

[Torre82]

I dunno, she had a certain appeal in the 80s.

I look at it like this - being actually funny? As a female? And black? In the old days?

And she always has a certain style and look?

I can't say (and call me sexist) that I find most females funny. Humor is kinda hot, imo.

Just my musing. Carry on.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I would give Willow Nightingale the anal sex.

That is two sizes too big for me, so you got my Go-Ahead

She got a sexy smile, though

No argument. She is on the chubby side. She also has a great smile. A gal's face goes a long way with me. I think I like her character with all that personality on AEW even though I almost always despise babyfaces.