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[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

What's the deal with Ellen Barkin? She looks like she bit into a lemon while being attacked by a swarm of bees. And those saggy udders are better tucked in a pair of sweatpants.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I am choosing to leave each and every one of you in total suspense.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

 

[Supafly]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

The NFL gives an award for Most Improved Player. To be more inclusive and tolerant shouldn't they also give an award for the opposite accomplishment to cushion the blow and improve the image of failure?

 

[Supafly]

Kind of the "NFL Asshat of the Year"?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Henderson, Nevada is a darn nice city. I'd rather live there than Vegas. The streets are clean and they have tons of stores and places to eat.

 

[Supafly]

Playing Monopoly? This rule is important!

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/forgotten-monopoly-rule-completely-changes-28797362

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I dunno. Just because. IDGAF....

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I tole 'ya! I tole 'ya! I tole 'ya! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
His Shovel of Teflon shall bury each and every one of you!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Sure was fun vegging out to this on a lazy Saturday Afternoon. Today is Saturday, isn't it? Shmup Junkie is intense about his favorite shoot 'em ups.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Why is marshmallow spelled "marshmallow" instead of "marshmellow"?

Speaking of that the weirdo who was allowed to decide the spelling of "bestiality" sure must have been a fan of it.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Funny SNL clip but from way back in Season 34 which was 14 years ago. Bill Hader is a murderer who always kills.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Classic Cheech & Chong from Nice Dreams.

 

[Supafly]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

When you see a fella on the street who has a mustache; just a mustache and no other facial hair; do you assume he lost a bet?

 

[Mr. Daystar]

When you see a fella on the street who has a mustache; just a mustache and no other facial hair; do you assume he lost a bet?

I usually assume he's trying to look like a cheesy 70's porn star, or he had to make a compromise with some girl, who doesn't like facial hair, but can tolerate a stache. That's what I had to put up with 29 years ago, when I was dating the whack job before my wife.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I usually assume he's trying to look like a cheesy 70's porn star, or he had to make a compromise with some girl, who doesn't like facial hair, but can tolerate a stache. That's what I had to put up with 29 years ago, when I was dating the whack job before my wife.

You are a tolerant man. I would have made her shave off the mustache too. Was she Armenian?