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[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

The McRib is back for a limited time only.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

When the heck are we getting rid of the Metric System? It's a pain in the butt. Be nice if it were a person so we could just have it shot.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Actually it isn't hard to get used to. Think in terms of guns and weed. An ounce, is 28 grams, you can divide that easily. A kilo is 2.2 pounds. And a half an inch, or .50 cal. is 12.7 mm. That means an inch is 25.4mm, so just divide or multiply by 25.4, depending on which way you need it to go.

Or not. Whatever, but you should learn the gun caliber conversions, and the weed weight conversions.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

They should round it off to the bigger size and make all bullets in American measurements. We're the best at shooting people anyway.

I buy 1-2 ounces of weed when I go to the weed store.

That kilo and stone stuff is for the birds. Might as well weigh people in fortnites or baker's dozens.

 

[BCT]

The McRibs were the best in the 90s, I always had to take off the onions though, I hate raw onions.

 

[Rane1071]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Does Michael Baden avoid death by studying death or has he been dead for years but his studies of the dead give him energy to make his mouth talk and his limbs move?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

As I sat in the meeting my complete and total concentration was on the fact that my balls were on fire and I couldn't wait to get back out to the truck so I could reach in with both hands and scratch until I'm down to the last half layer of skin on my scrotum. Good times.

 

[Rane1071]

 

[Steve-FreeOnes]

@Rane1071 You seem to be mistaking this forum for 4chan. Correct this mistake, and quickly.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Yeah, you like this too, England. Enough with the lectures as you don't see a HELP WANTED: LIFE COACH sign in the window, do 'ya?

British Joey right here

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Bill Burr... You know what I don't like about Bill Burr? He's a politically correct politically incorrect comic.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Just noticed that a mighty piece of golden wax that launched from my ear last night welded itself to the inside of the sink. No matter how hot I make the water it won’t melt down and disappear down the drain. I better get a chisel soon before I need dynamite.

 

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[Mr. Daystar]

Jesus, even I don't love bacon enough, to drink a bacon milkshake, and I love bacon so much, I've done this, to bacon.

I do want to get a bacon fragrance candle though. A house always smells better, when it smells like bacon!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Bacon is one of the best home deodorizers. My dad ate so much even criminals remarked that he smelled like bacon.

 

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