500 things we've learned from porn

[GabberMan]

258. Fetishes know no bounds.

259. Male multiple orgasms DO exist.

260. You don't necessarily grow out of porn when you become older than the performers.

 

[D-rock]

261. While having sex women are hardly ever quiet and in fact like to yell. They often have the urge to say the same couple of phrases over and over.

262. Sports cars are not meant to drive. They are meant to try to look cool in a garage so or out in the back yard and to give people something to have sex on. The sole purpose of a limousine is also to have sex in them.

263. Adding a bunch of multicolored lights to a set and a story that isn't very erotic but does seem like was created by a dead beat writer that tried way too hard on means your artistic no matter what is shown in it. Ditto for things made in black and white.

 

[stampede2873]

264. During sex you will experience slo-motion, but it will not bother you.

 

[ArabJames]

265. when women shower, they dont clean their hair

 

[thanksimout]

# 266.

Your wife really does want to seduce the baby sitter and they will both love it so much that you get to fuck them both.

 

[GabberMan]

267. That whacky guitar music is what makes humans behave in filthy ways.

 

[Big Black Dick]

268. That it's not unusual to have sex on stairs, kitchen tables, hoods of cars, exercise equipment, coffee tables, desks, or pool tables.

 

[BlueBalls]

269: After 20 minutes or once the magic dust begins to fly, I get bored. :dunno:

 

[feller469]

270. all women have an inner lesbian that just needs a little ******* or a smoking hot babe to bring out

 

[GabberMan]

271. That every fetish is catered for.

 

[hillhopper]

270. all women have an inner lesbian that just needs a little ******* or a smoking hot babe to bring out

This is actually true! I've read the studies and participated..I was paid $500 for my time!

 

[scott49er7]

53. Every time you have sex it starts with a blow job

54. After the BJ you have to go down on her before any intercourse can begin

 

[Dman25]

272) Three questions never asked in an on screen porn interview:

Who did you vote for?
What's your opinion on global warming?
Want to say hi to *** and ***?

 

[Doc420]

273) All girls are DTF 24/7

 

[METAL HEAD]

247) chicks can do it anyway they want too

 

[PeterSm]

71. Asian men don't exist
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They do but seem to always have some sort of problem in that they are always "lumpy" (pixelisation)...

 

[PornKhaos]

275: girls enjoy liquid squirted onto their face
276: when in a situation, it will always end with sex.

 

[BDwestcoast]

277: Aliens come to Earth just to have intercourse with humans

 

[Sands3]

278 a girl can be a milf and a teen at the same time
279 all it takes to be a milf is to have a d cup or larger

 

[pornophile]

280: STDs do not exist