500 things we've learned from porn

231. Most porn is made by men for men (the what you didn't learn is that over 60% of women say they've watched or looked at porn-Glamour) Where's the porn for women made by women?

It's out there. The problem is it just doesn't sell as well. They'd rather make it for the male audiences so they get more money.
 
232: ******* are always horny when they see there sons friends

233: a mans cum always smells and tastes good

234: no male pornstar is ever overweight )except for ron jermey)
 
236. You can squirt anything you want on any female's ass and tits.
 
237: People in Eastern Europe really dont give a **** when two people decide to fuck right infront of them on the bus, infact they all seem to enjoy it.
 
238. Females have an outstanding metabolism. They eat a diet that consists of nothing but hot dogs, corn dogs, popsicles, suckers and ice cream cones, but they still manage to keep a sexy figure.
 
239) Bedrooms are always lit from hidden lights, perfectly balanced not to throw shadows.
240) Most bedrooms look like they were decorated with left over Motel 6 bedding.
241) Beaches never have any more than the two (maybe three) people on it.
 
242) There is one house in California with a pool overlooking the mountain valley, and it has a revolving door.
 
246. Sexually transmitted diseases, and pregnancy do not exist.
247. Any random girl that you meet on the street will have no problem allowing you to fuck them without a condom, and cum inside them even.
 
248) Sex always lasts 17 mins regardless of who or how many people there are
249) If you're going to get a boob job, you get what you pay for, so pay A LOT please! or don't do it all and if you have already, replace the saline with silicone please, I can't stand your ripples!
 
250. I can't believe we've made it to 250 things we've learned from porn, and we have 250 more to go.
 
251) All men are really secretly hairstylists, exposed when their cock is engulfed by a girl with long hair. Admit it guys, you wish you had hair ties next to your condoms in your side table drawer.
 
253. All business women wear extremely short skirts, without panties, with thigh highs to work everyday.
254. If you want to fuck this hot business woman, who will be your boss, all you have to do is fuck up an assignment, or screw something up in the office. To make up for it, you have to fuck her.
 
Yankee, Read the thread...you are repeating things...
255) 20+ years age difference is expected and sought after.
 
256) Any one approaching someone having sex is actually invisible to the fuckers for like 10 to 12 mins.
257) secretly watching someone have sex means you have to masturbate right then!
 
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