--Porn will be outllawed by every country in a multi-lateral Porn Treaty signed at Camp David and drawn up by the Saudis.
--The Internet along with every other information and entertainment venue, will be taken over by Pat Robertson and the New 7 Billion Club.
--An earthquake measuring 9.6 on the Richter scale will hit Los Angeles at exactly the time and date that Cliff Robertson predicts.
--Cliff Robertson will be elected President For Life in the first ever elections held one year early.
--The "new" Evil Los Angeles, destroyed by God's fury and separated from the mainland, will become a prison for hardened criminals and pornographers from which there is no escape.
--President Robertson's rebellious ******** will run away from home and take up with the leader of Los Angeles' biggest, baddest, most pornographic gang--The Shining Penises.
--As a last desperate attempt to save his ********, President Robertson will call Arnold Schwarzenegger out of retirement at his home in Alaska to take part in a suicide raid into the besieged southern California penal colony.
--After Arnold is captured and ******** to death, the President goes with fat old Kurt Russell instead.
--Kurt saves the President's ********, but he's pissed off that he was picked second. So he uses a special uplink device created by AT&T and turns off every satellite in orbit, plunging the world back into the Stone Age.
--President Robertson is impeached and replaced by Sarah Palin.
