★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Deadline is Jan 24th!★

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Burger King fries? Probably the nastiest fries on the fast food market?

I take it you've never had In-N-Out fries. They taste like towel. :pukey:
 
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I don't believe that particular franchise ever made it across the Atlantic.

Meh. Your loss. Their fries may taste like towel, but their burgers are the best fast food chain burgers in the US. :thumbsup:
 

Ike Stain

Approved Content Owner
Approved Content Owner
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Maybe I should be a mod...

You would be the Mussolini of moderators.

(I don't know if I actually fear this,
or secretly desire it.)
 
Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Look inside!★

Meh. Your loss. Their fries may taste like towel, but their burgers are the best fast food chain burgers in the US. :thumbsup:

Next time I'm in the US, I shall visit one of their establishments and find out.
 
Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Look inside!★

In-N-Out burgers taste like the fuzz that you can scrape off the floor under your refrigerator.

Want a good burger? Buy a Barbecue and make one.
 
Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Look inside!★

In-N-Out burgers taste like the fuzz that you can scrape off the floor under your refrigerator.

Want a good burger? Buy a Barbecue and make one.

How did we get from me giving the next moderator a handjob around the back of a Burger King to the many faults of mass produced fast food?

I mean come on people, lets stay serious and cut with the petty bullshit, yeah?
 
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In-N-Out burgers taste like the fuzz that you can scrape off the floor under your refrigerator.

Want a good burger? Buy a Barbecue and make one.

I was referring to burgers that you get at fast food chains. Of course I can make better burgers at home, ones that actually have flavor in the meat and don't have soggy, stale buns, but In-N-Out is about as good as it gets in terms of fast food. Actually, 1/4 Pound Giant Burger is better than In-N-Out, but I think those are only in the Bay Area, and there's only a handful of those.
 
Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Look inside!★

How did we get from me giving the next moderator a handjob around the back of a Burger King to the many faults of mass produced fast food?

I mean come on people, lets stay serious and cut with the petty bullshit, yeah?

See? You're moderator material. Way to keep us on task!

I was referring to burgers that you get at fast food chains. Of course I can make better burgers at home, ones that actually have flavor in the meat and don't have soggy, stale buns, but In-N-Out is about as good as it gets in terms of fast food. Actually, 1/4 Pound Giant Burger is better than In-N-Out, but I think those are only in the Bay Area, and there's only a handful of those.

Sorry, you're right, I'm sure. Fast food makes me feel like stront, so I tend to over react when people say it's good.

Still, you're obviously wrong, and need to be punished. In fact, if you were any more wrong, you should be banned. Actually, why don't you just come over. I'll beat you, instead. Hard.
 
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See? You're moderator material. Way to keep us on task!

Oh wait, yeah. Maybe I will apply after all.... I'm sure I'll be able to block out Petra's rampant racism after a certain amount of time. I mean the other mods have managed to do it, I'm sure I can to.
 
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Oh wait, yeah. Maybe I will apply after all.... I'm sure I'll be able to block out Petra's rampant racism after a certain amount of time. I mean the other mods have managed to do it, I'm sure I can to.

Isn't Bluey adorable? :drool2: For those that don't already know BlueBalls is my son. :lovecoupl

Sorry I haven't been in touch much recently but it wasn't easy posting from jail. :o

I know the real reason you didn't want to apply was you feared I would stick my right fist so far up your ass you could use my hand to brush your teeth. Well, you can relax. I have recently retired from this highly pleasureable fetish. Apply and modify our posts. Blueballs = moderator = :yesyes: :yesyes: :yesyes: :thumbsup:

First person to ban me gets a complimentary handjob round the back of my local Burger King.

If I get the job, you're :ban2:
I can't wait to feel your bloody lubricated hands around my tool.
It will be just like the good old days. In fact, the more I think
about it we were more like man and wife than father and son.

Becum a mod and make me proud. We could run this place together. :yesyes: :yesyes: :yesyes: :thumbsup:
 
Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Look inside!★

Sadly, I will not be applying. But I will be looking forward to the inevitable power trip that most new moderators go through during their first couple of weeks on the job.

This disappoints me some. I was sort of hoping I had an easy path to regaining the most prolific non-moderator non-link spammer position on the board in an easy way. :1orglaugh
 
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Oh wait, yeah. Maybe I will apply after all.... I'm sure I'll be able to block out Petra's rampant racism after a certain amount of time. I mean the other mods have managed to do it, I'm sure I can to.

If you can manage to stomp out Petra's racism AND get Roald banned, I'll give YOU the reach-around behind Burger King.
 
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In-N-Out burgers taste like the fuzz that you can scrape off the floor under your refrigerator.

Want a good burger? Buy a Barbecue and make one.

:clap:

I had grilled Whitetail for dinner last night and lunch today, then chicken fried Elk steaks for dinner tonight...



You poor bastards!:D
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
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Oh wait, yeah. Maybe I will apply after all.... I'm sure I'll be able to block out Petra's rampant racism after a certain amount of time. I mean the other mods have managed to do it, I'm sure I can to.

Pffffft....

If you can manage to stomp out Petra's racism AND get Roald banned, I'll give YOU the reach-around behind Burger King.

I've been trying to ban Roald for years. He actually wants to be banned because then I'd get ALL the work when it comes to the board. Not that he actually does stuff. He always forwards HIS work to me. :mad:
 
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He always forwards HIS work to me.

... and you forward it to us. :tongue:
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
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... and you forward it to us. :tongue:

Of course. Shit rolls downhill. Didn't you know that?
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
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Of course. Shit rolls downhill. Didn't you know that?

So this is why it seemed like Greg and I were the only ones working around here...
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever dream of being a mod? Look inside!★

You would be the Mussolini of moderators.

(I don't know if I actually fear this,
or secretly desire it.)
You forgot to refer to me by my title; "Il Duce".
For every time you fail to refer to me as "Il Duce"... I will kill you.

So this is why it seemed like Greg and I were the only ones working around here...
Well, GregC anyways...
 
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