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That's a good idea. I usually ***** a pint of water aferwards and then either **** my stouffers or on her face.

Oh shag I love my pigs on toast. If you were on a date with a lovely lady and had the choice between sex with a condom or a bacon sandwich which would you choose?

I remember the first and last time I camped. I worked the Glantonbury festival. It was the pits! I felt like a pig in a carweck! I was so homesick, I couldn't even stare at hot girls legs they were all covered in mud. They **** on the floor but I pissed my stouffers! Oh shagpile I say! I do have...

I do it occasionally. I burst my sack a little bit too much so I try this. I'm not one of those who do this for a long period of time. I don't think it's worth it. Nice to have a break but god damn I can't wait to get back to the porn.

She is skinny. I mean like this...

Like large meaty legs but no fat or muscular legs even. Oh shag help me please.

The thought of it makes me want to **** my stouffers! Everytime I try, the girl doesn't open her legs wide enough. Then when I'm on top I spend most of my time trying not to put my weight on her. Help oh shaglovers!

She got no ass.

I don't trust any of you!

Are they any? would like to find some because of boredom.

He's lucky though she could of been a man.

Yes perverted and proud right here. Just want a perverted partner now!!!!!

You're a fucking pervert!!

Bummm bumm Yeah I think when we have a bash we are all much better off. Now it's been 25 days now since I've dropped my load and I'm going even more doolali. I just want to kiss and be breastt fed. I'm actually quite calm normally and usually don't feel as horny. I'm going to get a working...

Now I picture her singing "Baby your a firework" as some group of guys drop huge loads on her face.

I work in this bar and I'm apart of the security team. The head manager is rude is makes bad judgements and mistakes and doesn't own up to it but would rather have you look bad. He never says please or thank you and I often find him getting on with people in lower positions to me but he makes no...

So it went. Why is there no ham in my hamburger, and why so much lettuce? Is what I said while pulling down my stouffers. They used to tell me to go upstairs while they were wrapping presents and made me feel like I had some of the best toys in the universe. GALOSH! When I woke up there was...

****** keyboard of mine has stunk since yesterday. I only ***** milk and eat chickens.

How do you deal with this business obsessed posh douches and the people who wannabee like them who are actually ok. I work around a whole set of these people. Possibly decent human beings but still really shallow and following their trend. These people usually just have their own way of...

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Oh Shag!

Well It's new and unexpected to me hence my post.

Well it was one of those pornos where the "husband" watches his wife get fucked. When I downloaded it how was I supposed to know the bitch was going to drop a load in a fags mouth.

You seen where the black guy comes in the girls mouth and the other guy who is usually white opens up his mouth and lets the girl spit the cum in his mouth? seriously why the fuck are they doing that to us!!? they should make a category for that or something instead of making us watch that...

Oh well, we were dead 500 years ago too.

Ummm I don't think they are clean but I'm they sure are not going to jeopardise their income by stinking nasty.

I'd fuck her a hooker in the shitter.

Hmmm, I will have to let her know it would be a terrible waste.

Do hookers swallow?

I knew a bloke who thought he got aids when the girl sucked his woody. Who knows what can happen.

Oh and by the way how do you find your hookers? Where I live they don't let you do anything. I paid my god damn money!!

Cathy Barry.

Re: Pornstars with big noses Yeah love her.

Pornstars with big noses I like big pointy noses and wide. Do you guys have any pornstars that match the criteria?

I so was but man she was txting me everyday and acting as if I found her hot. Last txt was like "last night ok would you like to have breakfast" Obviously aka "my last attempts you bitch you wanna fuck my blabbler or not?" I need some special sluts. Oh sugar!

Girl was like 6 foot tall but she had a big coat on but I assume she was quite built.

If you never fucked your beautiful girlfriend but she fucked your ass every night would that make you straight?

I'm sexy and I know it.

She looked like a guy though.

I would do anything for love, I'd never lie to you and that's a fact. She was txting me late after work wanting me to see her but she lives far plus her face was really mediocre. If anything she probably had a huge pair and a BBW style butt. I don't think I will do it. I would do anything for...

Cheers.

Ohhhh This tall fat chick wanted to **** me tonight. She wasn't very pretty but seemed to indicate she wanted to suck and fuck me so I was a bit taking back. How do you handle these? I mean it's not good to turn down a chick who is obviously on IT. I feel so fussy in my old age. I'm thinking...

But I can't help but watch more! It's so crazy and sad at the same time.

Oh Bobbbi Star how could I forget. My best friend stuck a giant fanamish up her butt oh so softly. Shagaloft!

Asa Akira baby! Now that bitch knows how to bang it bum style.

Of course it's normal. I want physical!

to want to finger and butt fuck a woman sensless, then shove my balls in her face and fuck her in every hole before cuming on her face? More prettier more I want. :drool2:

I've always loved them. Now I want some decent ones in porn.

Come on!