Pigs on toast

[gloyster]

Oh shag I love my pigs on toast. If you were on a date with a lovely lady and had the choice between sex with a condom or a bacon sandwich which would you choose?

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I would eat a bacon sandwich, while she's sucking my cock....then I would wipe my face off on her snatch, and use the bacon grease as lube, then fuck her.

Problem solved.

 

[gloyster]

That's a good idea. I usually ***** a pint of water aferwards and then either **** my stouffers or on her face.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Bacon lettuce and tomato. Bacon with mustard..bacon with bacon..yeahh bacon...

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I make a mean bacon, lettuce, tomato, and avocado sandwich with mayo on 7 grain wheat bread. I'd like to eat it while doing the sex.

 

[BCT]

BLT's Rule.

 

[bobjustbob]

I make a mean bacon, lettuce, tomato, and avocado sandwich with mayo on 7 grain wheat bread. I'd like to eat it while doing the sex.

My women think they have me trained. Make one of those and (as Dino says) I give them the sex. In reality I know when they want the sex but I hold out till I get my sammish.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

Easy for me, I don't eat pig, It would be ***********.

+ the bold will always pick the sex, even if he's ****** to wear a goddamn cumdom.

 

[himperv203]

sex with a condom any day