I remember the first and last time I camped. I worked the Glantonbury festival. It was the pits! I felt like a pig in a carweck! I was so homesick, I couldn't even stare at hot girls legs they were all covered in mud. They **** on the floor but I pissed my stouffers! Oh shagpile I say! I do have a thing for nature though which is strange I mean I would love to hunt. Nothing could be more satisfying than cooking a bird you found in the middle of the road. I also like caravans/trailers, they are so cosy. Tents can go fuck themselves. i want a curry or a KFC. I like fire and all that too just don't want to burn my wigs. Tents are evil!
Fakain Tents!
- Thread starter gloyster
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Tent camping is not very succesfull event if it is directed towards the area where a lot of people.
Someone may urinate on top of the tent, light it on fire or hairy homo-man can come into your bed at night.
The tent is intended for desert conditions
But as you said caravan or mobile car is a better option.
Someone may urinate on top of the tent, light it on fire or hairy homo-man can come into your bed at night.
The tent is intended for desert conditions
But as you said caravan or mobile car is a better option.
I loved camping growing up. When I got older I went camping for other reasons.
Me and my girlfriend would go camping at this one national park out of season. We had the whole site to ourselves surrounded by the grandeur of one of the most beautiful places on earth and we never left the tent.
Me and my girlfriend would go camping at this one national park out of season. We had the whole site to ourselves surrounded by the grandeur of one of the most beautiful places on earth and we never left the tent.
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