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  1. Vladimir Putin

    Good New Year 2012 from Vladimir the Great

    Privet my comrade! I need recomendation for find denim products for Dimitri (boots, hat, belt). Cпасибо, Vladimir
  2. Vladimir Putin

    Good New Year 2012 from Vladimir the Great

    Privet, Comrades, have merry year for 2012, have many erotic satisfactions from this webpage or perhaps from many Russian prostitutes in the U.S.A! Cпасибо, Vladimir
  3. Vladimir Putin

    Bella Rose (Bang Bros)

    Is good American girl, remind me my babushka (grand-mom), she have very good skill for jerk milk out of cow. Cпасибо, Vladimir
  4. Vladimir Putin

    Weekly report of PRESIDENT

    Oh great, comrade who on this internet page probably all day with disgusting signature in my thread again. -Thank you, Vladimir
  5. Vladimir Putin

    Weekly report of PRESIDENT

    Hello my comrades I'm back for make weekly report today. Politics - I want start by sad news and tell you we turn back on gas for Europe, next winter we turn off for longer period. TV - I watch tv show of Bret Michael the Rock Love. It very funny, seem like woman is in that show like in...
  6. Vladimir Putin

    Thank you comrades doing very good -Thank you, Vladimir

    Thank you comrades doing very good -Thank you, Vladimir
  7. Vladimir Putin

    I buy boots today

    I still president my friend, Medvedev just puppet, like your president. Real president going to be Oprah not Omama. Comrade squallumz, please no come in my threads anymore, your signature make me sick, unless is my sperm on that woman mouth, I no prefer look at it. -Thank you, Vladimir
  8. Vladimir Putin

    I buy boots today

    Okay, this first time Mr President dont know what say now -Thank you, Vladimir
  9. Vladimir Putin

    I buy boots today

    I need see receipt to make me believe. I make so much work for this money and only buy one boot. -Thank you, Vladimir
  10. Vladimir Putin

    I buy boots today

    Today, I buy my first boots in America. Is black army boots and cost me $119.95 (not rubles comrades). I make bet with anyone you no have this much money to spend on boots, -Thank you, Vladimir
  11. Vladimir Putin

    Do any of your friends have hot moms?

    I apologize intrude like this, but can you, my comrade, change disgusting picture in signature? -Thank you, Vladimir
  12. Vladimir Putin

    Some picture of president

    The picture, my comrades, is very self explanatory. Me dominate Mr W. -Thank you, Vladimir
  13. Vladimir Putin

    Some picture of president

    Must fight wild russian bear for look like this. -Thank you, Vladimir
  14. Vladimir Putin

    Hello, we in progress right now for unite together old borders for USSR. Ahh this cold winters.

    Hello, we in progress right now for unite together old borders for USSR. Ahh this cold winters.
  15. Vladimir Putin

    Some picture of president

    Ok, I want show everybody how much power have USSR. This me in summer go catch some wild salmon and maybe filet of sole. I probably best shape my life right now. Please no question about hat on second picture, my answer is "No Comment comrade" -Thank you, Vladimir
  16. Vladimir Putin

    Make easy $$$ money

    Okay, I fall, I argue with gazjol italiano, and tomorrow mourning I go talk with detective. I ask for $730.99. $700 for pay the rent and $30.99 for 1L bottle Stolichnaya vodka. -Thank you, Vladimir
  17. Vladimir Putin

    Make easy $$$ money

    Ok, today is big day. I look outside and is ice in front of bakery. Comrade Augustino no clean ice, typical italiano. I hurt my arm now before I go and then say it happen when I fall. Wish me luck comrades. - Thank you, Vladimir
  18. Vladimir Putin

    How recession affect you comrades?

    Comrade Galactic, read news, Ukraine steal gas after we shut down. And owe big $$ for us, and now time is tough. Read my other thread, I have idea for easy money in America. - Thank you, Vladimir
  19. Vladimir Putin

    Make easy $$$ money

    Okay friends, tomorrow I go fall in front bakery and maybe hurt my hand (maybe I hurt little bit before I go to make sure). Do I have right to ask damaga $$ from owner of bakery comrade Augustino? He make Italian bread and make good money. - Thank you, Vladimir
  20. Vladimir Putin

    How recession affect you comrades?

    I ask question, please answer like normal person cokaroch. What I make wrong? This thread no meet your expectation? Is very normal question, no want asnwer? Leave - Thank you, Vladimir
  21. Vladimir Putin

    How recession affect you comrades?

    Me, I now must wipe my own ass because Dmitry Medvedev too busy turning off gas pipes to Europe. What about you my comrades? - Thank you, Vladimir
  22. Vladimir Putin

    Questions about "Mexican Drip?"

    Oh my comrade, it sound like a problem...is pain in your anus too after Mexico food? Yesterday I eat Tobasco sauce in Brighton Beach Diner and today when I go potty, my anus hurt like it hurt my penis after I make urine - Thank you, Vladimir
  23. Vladimir Putin

    Hello, I have question about toilet?!

    A zdjes nada po angliski govarit potomushto njekto panjemaet. Sposiba - Thank you, Vladimir
  24. Vladimir Putin

    Hello, I have question about toilet?!

    That make me laugh comrade, I make urine in my pants little bit. - Thank you, Vladimir
  25. Vladimir Putin

    How many times you make cum in one day maximum?

    Wow - Thank you, Vladimir
  26. Vladimir Putin

    Where would you stick it?

    Ohh Vladimir no want to say because later they make article in Moskva newspaper. - Thank you, Vladimir
  27. Vladimir Putin

    How many times you make cum in one day maximum?

    My comrades, with my recent threads not seem to like you, I make thread more sexual, please answer. - Thank you, Vladimir
  28. Vladimir Putin

    Hello, I have question about toilet?!

    Please answer my comrades. - Thank you, Vladimir
  29. Vladimir Putin

    I want to try this tonight!

    Maybe one lady is out there who like when man punch here in tittie. Why is woman so violent today?, sometimes they like squeeze my nipple and make blue. Me is man, no got milk in my nipples. - Thank you, Vladimir
  30. Vladimir Putin

    Hello, I have question about toilet?!

    I live in Brookyln, Brighton Beach right now and have no problem make this same time. I sit down, urine and then make little bit poopoo and nobody is say nothing.. - Thank you, Vladimir
  31. Vladimir Putin

    Hello, I have question about toilet?!

    But, my friend, do you stand up or sit when you make #1 is question I ask. - Thank you, Vladimir
  32. Vladimir Putin

    Alcoholism a disease?

    I dont know my comrades, me and my president drink 1 litres vodka every day before...and in USSR nobody say is sick. Boris Jeltsin drink 2 litres himself in 1994 when he go meet comrade Clinton. - Thank you, Vladimir
  33. Vladimir Putin

    Hello, I have question about toilet?!

    Hello my comrades, I have not talk with you because busy times...shut down gas pipe for Ukraine etc. I want know when guy go for take poopoo, you make urine when you stand up or when you sit? Because alot times when guy poo, he also must make urine. - Thank you, Vladimir
  34. Vladimir Putin

    I just spent $200 in a stripclub

    I dont believe you do this???!! You is crazy my comrade. In USSR I spend 20$ maximum with woman who make erotic massage for me. In America you spend 200 USA dollars watch woman take bra off and 90% time no take off panties. Ai ai aiii -Thank you, Vladimir
  35. Vladimir Putin

    Favorite weak beverage?!

    Ah my friends you ruin my thread. I talk over here weak beverage like soda. -Thank you, Vladimir
  36. Vladimir Putin

    Favorite weak beverage?!

    What you like drink? I very much like mix my vodka with Seven-Up. USSR vodka very strong and make my throat burn.. -Thank you, Vladimir
  37. Vladimir Putin

    Vladimir Putin

    Oh, I feel very embarass because some pictures I no see anybody take. I make face sometimes when my testicle itch and man with camera take picture. -Thank you, Vladimir
  38. Vladimir Putin

    Good looking girls with hairy arms

    I make shit in my mouth to outside with this pictures, I dont know why i look. -Thank you, Vladimir
  39. Vladimir Putin

    Ask An Asshole.......

    Before I open this membertopic I scared I see man ass here. Now I little bit disappointed. -Thank you, Vladimir
  40. Vladimir Putin

    Hi from Charley Chase!

    Hello You smoke the weed every day? When I come in this country, nice comrade tell me in border airport is illegal smoke weed in the America? I drink vodka, strong vodka. -Thank you, Vladimir
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