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Oh my God, that is nasty. It reminds me of the blob when it hits the water.

That's one of the best ones I've seen in awhile. Good Show!

That was pretty cool. Did anyone but me see tunsty in that video? Funny, I didn't think he was an American. :rolleyes:

my thoughts exactly...i carefully fold, getting the full utility from each precious ply.

Maybe you are nervous or rushing into sex. Make sure there's some foreplay going on. As for me, I usually perform cunnilingus on the girl first thing (with or without 69ing), because that gets me really hard and really gets me into the mood of sex. I wouldn't worry too much about it since you...

This reminds me of the episode of "The Simpsons" where Homer was found to have a crayon embedded in his head.

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I was in a long-distance relationship with "Becks....poamr" for the first 3+ years of our relationship. We never had a normal relationship with each other right from the beginning. Sure I visited Wisconsin a couple times and she visited NJ a few times, but mostly, we talked on the phone every...

You are sick. Why do you always talk about your ***? Every post is like that. Normal people don't fantasize about their ***. :crash::crash::crash:

Redheads, stockings, loud girls

Around here, they do alot of those digital signs where it says the speed limit and also what your speed is. I see them in lots of different towns all around this area. Never seen it in conjunction with an actual police car with an officer in it. I have also seen these.

I can't believe they are trying to bolster the elk population by ******* wolves, while still allowing hunting of the elk.

This is just disgusting. While no one would accuse Bush of being kind toward the environment, this is a new low. It is just unfathomable to me that the government can be allowed to systematically **** an endangered species in a national park no less. Is nothing sacred?

What is NASA's obsession with teachers in space? Why don't they recruit other types of occupations to become astronauts(some that would make more sense, IMO). There are plenty of engineers who I'm sure would love the chance and flourish in the chance to work for NASA. I'm glad, though, that...

It would be tough. I thought about that and I must say I would probably try and keep myself occupied with a lot of walking and sightseeing, and also with whatever job I managed to secure. My favorite thing is ********, so that would still be in play.

Yeah it makes him sound like he was a brave knight who trotted up on horseback to quickly lay waste to the dangerous serpent. I agree with LL some charges are certainly warranted. If he's charged and convicted it may keep the ****** from suing, though they would still have every right to. PS...

I'm with MC rocket, I would go and try and find the scientists who did this to me and **** them...hopefully it would prevent this time travel from happening, because I want to live in the present time. It's what I'm used to. If I couldn't do that, I would go probably go pre-civil war. Maybe like...

I don't mind if it's a quick shot of the guy, but extended shots do **** me off. Plus what dave said about the shot switching to the guy just as you come...that's a pisser.

Gianna Michaels

Great! Thanks Roald! She's one of my faves.:D

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The hole in your argument is that you actually think the government would ban motorcycles. See how far that idea gets. Maybe what I should have said is the government can't and won't regulate how fast a car can go. (excluding "race cars" with excessive speeds, in which case they don't allow...

Cool! Those egg-ones were the weirdest! I like the "squirting B" too!

Re: If you could be a billionaire for 20 years and then you would die - would you do I wouldn't do it because I am still relatively young and I look forward to living the fullest extent of my life with my fiancee.

Gianna Michaels--she is like Venus to me

Came for the porn, stayed for the witty banter and intelligent discussion.:D

Interesting stuff, thanks for the link, LL. I was looking at the 100 most played songs. I'll delve in a little deeper later when I've got time to get lost for a few hours.;) Hey I like ICP...what's the chances the board's only ICP fan would come along...lol

Yeah, I agree with you guys. It's so easy from our perspective (and you shayd) to see that she's probably not overly interested. She may have been really horny and just used your friend for the sex. It sounds like you are being a good friend, so I recommend staying the course and encouraging...

Re: whos ur favorite pornstar? Baby Doe

Lob pitches are harder to hit for HR than fastballs. But I get your point and I feel it is a valid one.

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Candy Cantaloupes, Little Oral Annie

Re: MAYDAY!! S.O.S.!! ALERT!!! AAAAAAGHHHH!!! DrMotorcity needs help (?!) While I can't say I've heard of more than a handful of these, I can give you some information on Amazing Granny. She has left the porn industry in disgust (ala Chrissy Moran). She was tired of being objectified and...

Well, robots can't think and I'm sure as hell afraid of them!

no, the Cock Insertion Agency! Nice chick too, she looks familiar but then again, she's a cartoon.

Funny one, and I must say that chick is hot!

I WILL see you there, whacker!

When you said bring it on, I thought you meant you were deeply religious and had an explanation within that for life on Mars....i should have known, I've never known you to spout religion on this board...lol As I mentioned before, I kind of have mixed emotions about space spending...It seems...

well, I am not very religious myself...I just figured that many Christians believe in the whole idea of the garden of eden and they shun evolution theories. So if the Bible talks about God creating the earth in seven days, where does God creating life on other planets fit into that? That's...

I think he's talking about un-educated people here. Hell, I meet people everyday who seem to think the whole planet exists just for the USA. I think a lot of religious people also would have a problem explaining life on Mars.

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p Figures I'd be the oddball! lolol Furthermore, when I lived with my parents a few years back, when I refilled the paper, I put it as I always do, underhand. In this case, my ****** would switch it to overhand...

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I think we know who will have to pay for all those taxes. And I had been so pleased that gas prices had been going down for the summer even though the price per barrel is going up. Not to mention I remember everyone saying we were going to pay through the ass for gas this summer. I guess we'll...

Re: How do you Masturbate? It involves a bottle of chlorine bleach, a red, ripe tomato, several high-bounce balls, and most importantly a brand-new bottle of neetsfoot oil. Other than that, it is almost exactly the same technique as LadyLove.:tongue:

I agree wholeheartedly. I have also heard things like that about mold. Especially black mold. Hopefully code enforcement takes their job seriously, because it seems like there is a serious problem. If possible, mention to the code enforcement folks how the problems of the basement are spreading...

I agree with that. And although I posted my number already, I would just like to say that I was certainly not bragging. I'm ashamed of having been promiscuous. I had a mental illness (bipolar disorder) that was left untreated for awhile and it led me to do many depraved things. I can't speak for...

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Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p I always put the tp in the underhand fashion. But my fiancee changes it around to overhand...go figure

I'm not sure where I really stand on the issue. I do not like Bonds at all. I think he is a horrible role model and I didn't really like him even before he started juicing. He was always a jerk with the media and usually the fans too. I agree with some of the points from both sides, but overall...