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I have to agree with you guys. This *** is a quick thinker and very brave. How many lives could have been lost if the big rig had gone out of control.

Yeah, and instead of helping her get her head out of the sand, he starts fucking her. Typical guy I guess. Can't pass up the golden opportunity.

And I thought it was arousing to have an old man cut my hair!

Love is in the air!

Those almost look like beaver teeth. Could be appropriate. Bottom teeth probably got knocked out by a transvestite prostitute?

I love those crazy paintings!

Looks like someone spent alot of time setting that up. I hope it was worth it!

Sounds eerily like some sort of re-education camp for young dissidents.

This guy is just despicable. I hope he is indeed routed from the judicial world and disbarred.

I bite my fingernails too. :dunno: My toenails, I clip maybe every two or three weeks. When they start getting caught on the sheets.

Never understood this whole doll thing. I always go by the old standby: "If you apply yourself a bit, and work at it, there is always a real woman that you can get to have sex with you." I mean, nowadays, in my experience, there are very many women who will fuck on the first date. Women have...

You are totally right, Chef, and when I see or read about something like this, I always get really pissed off. It is almost never a true "accident". They should leave those people in there to die when they flagrantly flaunt the rules. But of course, we can't do that! I wish the zoos would sue...

Gianna Michaels as always

Certainly there's been ones before, but this guy was like the mad bomber with these posts today.

Why give us choices if you're just gonna say we're all wrong?

He could probably have no problems getting in through her big, fat mouth. Though other means of entry might pose a problem.:eek::eek::eek:

I voted for stupid asshole! He runs this country like a monkey ****** at the switch.

I am the fiance of Becks...poamr.

I once saw a vid where the cameraman was giving a fucking play-by-play. He would say things like: "Now she's gonna suck his dick!" and "He's in there baby!" and "Fuck her good!" It was hilarious, and as a consequence, not good jacking material.

You can ask the ice cream man as long as it's not Mr. Softee. He may do you more harm than good.

This is sick...this is a sad, sad day for Freeones.

I would definitely take the money. I'm not a perpetually horny teenager.

Mindy Vega

I prefer American porn. That's where most of the girls I like are from. Plus, here in the US it is readily available and relatively cheap. I haven't seen anything in Asian porn that I like. Some Euro porn is good, but usually the only stuff I watch is specifically with girls that I know already...

Sputnikgirl has the right idea, I think. ******** is always the solution! Aside from that, I think just ignoring her or repeatedly calling her out about faking sick will make this bird either change her colors (at least when around you) or fly away:)

It's a good couple of points you make. Certainly injuries (even fluke injuries) are common in the game. The chances that A-rod will be a slugger to be reckoned with through his later 30's, early 40's are indeed dubious. I think the key to mastering both eventualities may be his fitness regimen...

I know The Gong Show only mostly from reruns, since I was born in '78. Every time I get the chance to watch it, it is terrific. I love it! You're right that it is so much better than American Idol. The only thing that ever pissed me off was when they gonged an act I was interested in. But, then...

Here's a classic: SMB "Thank you, Mario!....But our princess is in another castle!"

Personally I'm glad Bonds broke the record already. Once it was clear he was within reach, it couldn't have come fast enough. I believe A-rod will break this record in the future (and possibly Sadaharu Oh's record as well). Though by no means am I a fan of A-rod. Though the back to back...

You'd have to be a real man to ride that baby. Otherwise you'll just look like a dork.

Hey, I get to say it! Well, chaps (and ladies) I'd say what we have here is a "close encounter....of the blurred kind!

It's all a roll of the dice sometimes. And it just came up snake-eyes for those two. Hey, but maybe he's really good at oral!

Thanks for the ID!

For some reason, this thread reminds me of Cannonball Run and It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World

I cry maybe once a year, when I get depressed.

I'll admit to it. I try and limit it to times when no one else is around. I bet it smells like roses too LL!

I always use my credit card while masturbating. It's much easier.

I chose, I saw a thread once where bush was eating corn. I love that shot!

I don't think there is anything really wrong with you for that. I have drawn vaginas on a couple of occasions. Just watch you don't get in trouble drawing stuff on important papers at work.

I have no idea really, but I try to choose food options that are not too high in sodium. For instance, I don't eat much canned soup or frozen meals.

I wouldn't open it until you are able to contact her directly. Don't risk that it would be a virus.

Mine hang to the left. I never really thought of this, but from the balls i've seen in my life (locker rooms, MMF, and porn) you're right, they never really hang even.

I voted probably yes. Alot of that is wishful thinking though. I just think it would be a real shame if doing good deeds in life was its own sole reward.

I never had you down for a bundler! Few more responses like that and I may have to change my whole wipe methodology.:rolleyes:

The ones with Jessica Rabbit are the only one's I make an exception for.

Oh, those incorrigible cats! He may be a water-waster but if he doesn't bite, I'll trade you mine for him!

How is that funny? or as Christmas_Ape would say: "Hilarious!"

Pretty good rules. Though I am guilty of at least one: Drive-up window at McDonalds.

Hooray for the dogs!

Re: Naked Lisa Marie Presley at least it was a better looking girl this time? still....false advertising