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My late dog: Patches I don't have a picture of my cat, Grissom

Ok Ok...you got me there...still I would take the truck...except now I would tool around, tease **** and never stop...when I saw ****, I would slow down just until they got close, then speed away!

That's a good point...fuck the A-Team, this guy has Hannibal's tenacity, BA Baracas' strength, Murdock's sense of humor, and most importantly the stunning good-looks of Face. All he needs is a van, but tell me, doesn't this look like the type of guy who already has a van. In fact, his van is...

I would like to have the ice cream truck. I would tool around playin that music...maybe I would even sell some ice cream.

small price to pay for being the koolest, hippest gigolo in town!:1orglaugh LL you made me think of this guy: http://www.funnyblock.com/pictures/guy_likes_tight_jeans.html

Easier to get it out in a flash that way, eh Doc? I oughta start trying that, maybe even have a little peek of the glans above the waistband.lol

Touching story, LL. Thank you for sharing. Contrary to my above attempts at humor, I do believe this story about the cat. Cats, specifically, and domesticated ******* in general seem to have an uncanny knack of knowing when someone dear to them is in trouble. I have a story that is actually...

That's just what I was thinking of too when you mentioned infrastructure improvements. I think you're right on the money. It will save many more lives working on these improvements than messing around in the middle east. Abandoning the cities has also occurred to me. It's not just the roads and...

I **** that Bartman, and I am not even a Cubs fan. He is a pox on baseball. He's the poster boy for those adult fans who bring a glove to the game and know next to nothing about baseball other than the chance that they might catch a foul ball. The other, similar fans I **** are the ones that...

Exactly 24.1 percent, but if you go with the non-porn numbers it has been estimated at 45.2 percent. What gives? I think we need a poll on this.

That's the way it is for me too. I would **** to be addicted to masturbation, but I remember back when I was. Which brings me to a question. How old are some of these people?

I too smell a rat. This poll may well be a device to further the political aspirations of a particular bride.:rolleyes:

Never really had much interest in it. Still don't. Always thought from the previews it looked like it had way too much over-the-top ******** that wouldn't further the story much.

Oh jeez...I hope he didn't land on the bike. This pic is also a good argument for wearing a helmet. Any idea how it turned out for this guy, Dave? He's high enough up and if he's got enough velocity, he could die from something like this.

Rest in peace, Coach.:(

An absolutely terrific coach. Known for originating the so-called "west coast offense" involving short high-percentage passes. Helped make a household name out of Joe Montana, Steve Young, and Jerry Rice. Winner of three Super Bowls.

At around 10:30 PM local time, they had to call off the search for the night. There are submerged cars they have not yet gotten to, and it was reported on my news that they don't expect any more survivors from the scene itself...last death toll I heard was only 8, but they said there was a very...

Bride of Frankenstein definitely. Isn't she married to Dick Cheney?

Gianna Michaels

Re: Who has the prettiest pussy? Sweet Devon has a really nice honeypot.

Wait a second....Cher is a woman? Wow, and next I bet you'll tell me that Dame Edna IS a man! Upon confirmation of that, my jacking off will be MUCH more of a struggle.

Being a red-blooded man, yes I would know what to do.

What about ******?

Of the ones listed, my favorite flavor is green. These threads are like abstract art!

IMO there is such a thing as too big. My favorite was Sabrina Sabrok. I hope she doesn't **** herself or something by getting even bigger boobs. It sounds like the doctors don't want to do it. But there's always someone who will do it for a price. I wish Chelsea Charms had stopped increasing her...

Damn, I could really go for a crab juice right now!:****:

Puma does have very nice legs. But both of their pairs of legs reach the floor so I'm satisfied!

That would be hysterical!!! :rofl::1orglaugh:rofl:

Terrific, those boobs look great either way! Though i do prefer the gravity (2nd) version.

Sandra Bullock looked pretty much the same before and after...God I love her:yummie:

The aliens may want us out of Mars, but they'll still shop at the wal-mart...a necessary evil:rolleyes:

I agree there is something definitely going wrong with that face, but the pussy doesn't look like a creation of man; it looks God-given. There is also something seriously wrong with describing **** as "gallons of warm yellow nectars"...lol

I chose Orange. I feel that despite the fact that Yes' artistry was technically proficient, it lacked feeling. Plus it never really inspired me.

for the most part, very true

Definitely left , for me.:rolleyes:

Good question! Definitely Lily, goths are hot!:yummie:

Indeed hilarious! This thread should be titled "Newb puts something in wrong section, and is rewarded with links!"

Very funny! Good post. My favorite:

"It's tomato soup, served ice cold." Now where is that riding lawnmower, I've got to launch a pig into the air!

The blonde one likes girth!

Well, it could be a fish called wanda. "It wandas about the tank spreading the joy of ************!"

What is the above-mentioned "Token Photography". One non-white model per issue?

how the hell did that happen?...Oh, he's a Twins fan...never mind

I wonder how that would feel if the chick was blowing you with the ****** in her mouth. Tingly, I guess, but a good tingly or a bad tingly?

Well, roughly estimating, a meter is 3 inches more than a yard, so I would guess our friend Johan is 6'5"

Terrific! :rofl::1orglaugh:rofl: I was thinking Goldie Hawn.

eeew...those embalmers, what WON'T they do!

Definitely Gianna...she's my all-time favorite

I would not eat them with Tommy Tune, Or with 99 Red Balloons. I would not serve them to Daniel Boone, Unless he took off his cap, made from a 'coon. I would not ask for them at a saloon, Lest I make the barkeep swoon.

Interesting post. This one caught my eye: I thought maybe I should start a thread, "Would you eat a raw chicken stuffed with snow? What if it was served with a side of Francis Bacon?