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I guess my first partner was probably in her early forties. That was probably the oldest woman I've been with. I don't exactly keep track of their ages.

Same as Becks. I enjoy Scrubs and Seinfeld reruns too. She passes on the latter.

This gives the rundown of all players who garnered votes in the latest balloting: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_Hall_of_Fame_balloting,_2008

That's what I used to think, but I've actually encountered many DVDs that put pictures on the cover that ended up not being in the movie.

I think you want the Nacissist's thread. I never heard of you before.

Thank you for sharing with us the story of Bear, L3ggy. I'm sorry to hear about your dog Skippy, Jagger. It sounds cliche, but just remember all the good times and he will be alive in your memories for ever. I speak from experience, and really that's all you can do is keep the memories.

I have to say both, but the pussy is more fun for me.

I generally look at everything, but especially the woman's face and the point of penetration, be it ass, pussy, or mouth.

Re: Pierced Nipples Busty Candy has pierced nipples, but not in all her pics. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=109644&highlight=busty+candy

I clean up various ****** poops at the ***. I wish!

I wouldn't even bother with that tape. If my ******* was in a porn tape, I would avoid watching it. That's just me. Can't people just find some other porn to jerk off at?

I can't believe Cassidey (Paizley Adams) got only a 3.2 on looks?! Proves how arbitrary it is to give that a rating. Love the stamina rankings! Cool stuff poggy!

This is a good question, Facetious. Rarely do I come across pics of porn actresses without makeup. I went through some of my stuff and I would have to say my choice is Erica Campbell. She has very little makeup on in this pic, and her beauty still is shining through...

I believe Jim Rice got as close as he ever has. Something like 80% of what he needed. Personally, I'm with C_A on Dawson. I've never seen a player play through more pain than him, if that's worth anything. Those war-torn knees....

Reminds me of some sort of Hindu god with many arms!

If I had some more bread, I could make many nice sandwiches with those fixins.

It's a redneck "coming of age" in Louisiana!

I don't know what he's reaching up for. All the good smells are probably right down where he can reach them!

I don't know what the hell I was expecting, but that scared the **** out of me when it popped up!

I hope she saves a little for the officers. **** for them to show up for nothing!

With my golf game, I'd better not even try to hit the ball. Maybe if I shove the ball in her ass and she pops it out, I can hit it in mid-air! :dunno:

Yeah, there's two girls there. And a cat...that looks a lot like my cat.

What's the guy in the back planning to do with that pitchfork?!

Good thing Ares didn't marry her....sounds like the makings of a stepford wife!

I'm surprised at you tartanterrier!! With Bush of all people!

She'd better put her head down or she's gonna get a stick to the back of the head!

I'd like to see what she's got under the hood

I'd probably crash right into her so we coud "exchange information"...

Jeez, I haven't been on here in a week! Congratulations to coolbeers, Aces&Jacks, Civickiller80, om3ga, bubb, LordVader66, holdol, maildude, local568, Christmas_Ape, cartman 24, Kingfisher, BigSwede, D-rock, pitino, nothingandless, icerfan, slowhand, thorsif, Becks, LadyLove, AFA, georges, MILF...

I will attempt another missive to expose my identity. I must warn you that Baby Selwyn now has control over most of my computer and Freeones account. He has this......this.....thirst is the only way I can describe it. He has this thirst for notoriety that is uncontrollable. He sends endless...

Welcome Missmac Kenzeepi!!! Are you from Africa? Just Kidding! Welcome to the board Mackenzee! You're one sexy gal!

Makes me consider that too! Or at least makes me consider to stop eating human flesh!:eek: I never realized how disgusting it was before! Everyone knows you don't boil ears, you broil them!

So many great choices! Maid, Teacher, Secretary, Schoolgirl/Cheerleader, Nurse, even Bride! Those all are great for me! I would have to say my favorite is Secretary, though...rowr!

I had my mind made up before he went on 60 minutes. Andy Pettitte, his long time teammate has basically come forward and admitted his use of ****** substances. According to star witness McNamee, Pettitte witnessed Clemens being shot up with steroids. On the local news, they had McNamee's lawyer...

This should work I re-upped the picture of the ark so you all could see it: http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/4/1/7/f_3319937m_ba89f80.jpg I should have plenty of room in the back there for ya, Friday. Should the time come, of course.... Space is filling up fast though folks! I can fit a...

I actually haven't gotten any galleries. I'm counting on my Freeones points to be redeemable at the Pearly Gates to get me into Heaven.

I PM'd once with one of my favorite pornstars on the board and she gave me a nice reply. I also got a nice letter from my congressman after having written him a few years ago. As far as email, I did once send an email to Billy Corgan of The Smashing Pumpkins (my favorite band) and he gave me a...

Unfortunately, this type of thing may eventually lead to massive layoffs in the transportation industry. Soon the middle class will have two choices: work at Wal-Mart or starve to death!

Who would have thought that the Queen would outlast the ship named for her. I guess she's got a better poopdeck!

Here's one of my favorite sets with Mindy Vega on a pool table: http://www.jizzgals.net/mindy-vega/pool-table/mindy29.html Here is another pool table gallery: http://www.teenminx.com/fl040809/junky.html

I might just have to take her up on that suggestion! :D

Oh, don't worry, I'm putting wheels on the ark just to hedge my bets: The Ark

Unfortunately, you can only smack people with a live fish in this town. And even that can be charged as ****** cruelty. It's getting to be that fine, upstanding citizens as ourselves have no recourse anymore! I don't know about you, but I'm about to take my dildo store and move to Boca! If this...

I don't think anything's gonna **** this guy. The alarm looks set to 8 and it's already almost 11! The clock has just about exhausted all his methods of wakeage!

I think I'll call it "Incandescent Ale"!

I need that! When one is clogged I can just use the other!

I think they're trying to say that burger is sooo good that it will tear us away from looking at beautiful women. At least for the moment. ;)

That's Chiquita Bonita DelMonte! And she looks plenty ripe!

That quote reminds me of Letha Weapons! I guess a set like that can be weapons all on their own!;)

That's fucking hilarious! Pure genius.:1orglaugh