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I support this policy. Since ****** members can still object if they want, I think that is a good fail-safe.

Then it would read "Man took snake for a slither". :1orglaugh

I would say hardwood floors...though I have slipped on a few.

I would like if they did something with uniforms like cheerleaders or maids. I don't think they've done that yet.

I love her moxie and she's got nice natural boobs, but I'm usually not too into blondes. I'll have to wait and see if this one's gonna be a favorite.:nanner:

^lol:1orglaugh I just stop acting infantile and stop telling my jokes for awhile, and she will come to me! It's such a rare occurance that I do that, that it works every time!

As I've said before... These trucks need to reproduce! How do you know that the owner of the truck may not use his truck for breeding purposes?! These big strong rigs need to sow their wild oats too! They start by finding a female truck (Rangers, S-10s and SUVs)....nah I gotta cut this short...

Definitely Jenna Haze for me. One of my favorites, love her face, although I usually don't go for women that skinny.

Once in health class, the girl in front of me had a thong on that was showing just above her jeans when she leaned forward. Since she was a girl I knew pretty well as a friend, I reached forward and snapped her thong. At that exact instant, she let loose a huge fart! The teacher immediately...

Damn, the only two women I can think of are those very two! :dunno:

Damn, you're cruising along, enjoying your retirement, then "Wham-O"....you're dead. :dunno:

When having a threesome with a pornstar.... Well, most of us, certainly including me, will never have to worry about that problem.

Re: nicest looking pussy in porn,and why? Doing my best to get this thread onto the second page like bodie said. My favorite pussy in porn is Gianna Michaels'.

That's pretty damn cool! I love those capybaras, I always see them at the local ***.

ANTANANARIVO, Madagascar (AP) -- A self-destructing palm tree that flowers once every 100 years and then dies has been discovered on the Indian Ocean island of Madagascar, botanists said Thursday. The name of the giant palm and its remarkable life cycle will be detailed in a study by Kew...

I'm sure the porn industry loves this news. It always seemed like just about any pornstar would do a girl-girl scene. I always thought, where are all these lesbians and bisexuals coming from? Now this study is purporting that most women can have desire for both sexes? Porn was right all along!

God yes! Very risky behavior. :nono::yesyes: (The second smiley is for the boobies.)

What a boon for the blind! I think that's almost better than the non-braille editions!

"Yes, Mr. Dandelion, we would like your comment on the latest spraying of weedkiller in your area." "Miss Daisy, any truth to the rumor that you have been out carousing with one Donald Fauntleroy Duck?"

I haven't heard of any of them. Too bad there's no links! :dunno:

I have twice. Once when I was in high school and once in college.

I've heard of the story of this guy. Amazing!

What are you just talking to yourself on this thread? Let it die!

Yeah, we've heard enough of you're boasting. I pick the Chargers vs. Giants in the Super Bowl. That's not necessarily how I think it will turn out, but God, I'm hoping it will so all the jerks will shut up.

Sounds to me like the MN Supreme Court was afraid to reverse its ruling from 38 years ago. As others have touched on, we can't have people in public bathrooms having sex. Maybe if they could do it silently so other people are not subjected to hear their "sounds of sex". I'm sure most states have...

The money shot is not that important to me. I get off mostly on watching the penetration and actual sex.

Sometimes it's hard to understand someone else's taste in women. For instance, Becks thinks that quite a few of my favorites are ugly. But it all comes down to understanding and tolerance. As many have said, if you don't like what you see, move on.

He's got a good hiding spot! http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/4/1/16/f_0578262400m_3e9f3fe.jpg

How come I never get the leggy, blonde, topless flight attendants on my flight? :(

That rivals King Missile's "Detachable Penis" for best penis related song ever!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

Even if Nadine was the one in the background, she would still steal the show from that duck!

Good ones, tunsty! That second one would have also qualified in the "crazy cat pics" thread that has been going around!

Well I certainly hope the Reminderville Police gave him a reminder that he had the right to remain silent upon arrest! Seriously though, my grade-school music teacher was recently brought up on charges of ********* female students. I had never seen any indications of this when he was around me...

Very true. People always seem to do this with art. "What was he trying to say in this piece?" Crap like that. I remember in college all the professors were like that. Even back in high school. There always had to be some deeper meaning in every book, song, movie, sculpture and painting. It used...

I say Brianna Banks.

Considering both lists, I have: *** Rock - Devil Without a Cause Journey - Greatest Hits Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie & The Infinite Sadness The Cranberries - No Need to Argue Green Day - Dookie Nirvana - In Utero No Doubt - Tragic Kingdom The Offspring - Smash Red Hot Chili Peppers -...

Actually very few pornstars have ever disappointed me. This year, I purchased none of their content. I didn't pay a thing for all the pics and vids I looked at. Therefore I have no grounds to complain that any of them have disappointed me. Even if I was a purchaser of their content, they...

I probably have about 400 on the computer not including ripped CDs. Becks probably has about 300 songs. We only keep stuff we listen to often.

Yeah, you're real funny. When I'm feeling blue, I like to snuggle with Becks or spend time with my ******.

Is that the keyboard from the UNIVAC?

That was required reading for English class at my high school!

I would have to agree with that, except if someone puts a hamster up there...now that's going too far.:dunno:

I would enjoy the rest of my *****, because unfortunately, those sure as hell ain't my fishing buddies.

That's what I call a low-cut dress!

That's a bunch of weird and interesting pics you've got there! And of course, the 2008 looks great!

Must be time for his prostate exam, and he's calling the doctor a pervert!

I'm with you...heights are not for me, wuthering or otherwise.

To elaborate on that thought, from the position of their balls, I would guess the identity of the man on the right is none other than the infamous Wun Hung Lo!

Looks like he's got quite a "weapon of ass destruction" there!

You are correct, D-Rock! For the first time in the 2008 Guiness book, Leonid Stadnyk of Ukraine is recognized as the record holder. He had refused earlier attempts to verify his height. My picture contains Bao Xishun, the former record holder. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonid_Stadnyk