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    'Where did we leave our ship?'

    that is an awesome picture!
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    New style **** Dispenser

    hehe...that's one way to double your tips i guess
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    Bottle holders

    improvisation...i approve! :thumbsup:
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    She'll never get the hang of it :nono:

    the driver of that car is going to get very impatient waiting for his damn car to get clean if she keeps that **** up...some people just have terrible work ethics
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    How the Taliban will win the war

    either way whoever's on the other side is fucked and unfortunately not in the nice sense of the word...
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    Do we really need any more of these EMO girls?

    no kidding....those two are waaaay better than the ones i typically see
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    In A Tangle

    that does look mighty inviting doesn't it?
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    What a Beautiful World

    well, i'm sure she's old enough enough to *** so......:dunno:
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    Shall we tell her?

    i would definitely help her out with that...those damn latches can be so tricky at times, very frustrating!
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    Heading to the office

    i know right? tasteless...the one on the right though, i would do unspeakable things to her and love both seconds of it ;)
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    Where Everybody Knows Your Name

    marketing 101==>sex sells...:hatsoff:
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    Why are they all doing that there???

    right on, team **** sesh!
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    If your girl wanted to have a threesome with another guy would you?

    i have several times and would do so again (nothing gay)...so long as you trust each other and realize it's just sex and can go about it all open-mindedly with the right third person it's really no big thing and it can be a lot of fun...certainly not for everyone though
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    The Rock's Dick

    lol ouch!
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    Not Menacing At All!

    reminds me of mario 20 years later...
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    Excuse Me Miss

    hey thanks, you just gave me an idea! :thumbsup:
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    Unfair Advantage!

    it's actually impossible for me to get that *****...i cease to function well before that point...it's a defense mechanism :glugglug:
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    You Were Saying?

    she really has a death grip on that arm rest!
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    I thought it would have one too!

    a female predator-human crossbreed perhaps?
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    Is she hot?

    i like the way you think :thumbsup:
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    Unfair Advantage!

    i'm thinkin if she dropped her trousers she'd have yet another set...:dunno:
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    Andronicus Ry is a jackass and deserves to be beaten...

    i, for one, think you are a complete and utter butt head...:mad:
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    hidden pussy

    i'm sorry...do you want to talk about it?
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    Manuel Ferrare and ???

    i voted for sandra romain, but there's plenty who would be great to see with him...
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    Did My First Anal Scene Today!

    oh yes...it definitely can be so, kasey, glad it went well for you! seeing as how difficult it can be for some girls to get comfortable with it in a one on one situation it must be pretty tough at first to do with a bunch of people around watching...not to mention filming, so congrats from me...
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    Have you fucked a stripper?

    by the sounds of it your boyfriend doesn't need a stripper...many guys, however, have a void in that department for at least several portions of their life if not most of their life overall, hence the existence of the adult entertainment industry (stripping included)
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    Hello There Handsome

    i, uh, need to feed my fish and wash my hair tonight...i'm all tied up :dunno:
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    you auto complete me

    just you wait...
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    I like her style

    i approve :thumbsup:
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    I like the magic version better!

    steering wheel?:confused:
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    Left or Right?

    while the one on the right is very nice it was an easy decision to go with the one on the left...:)
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    The birth control thread

    haha, i was just gonna post that...:thumbsup:
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    Ask me (Roronoa3000) nothing at all!

    no lube? that's rough...ah well, i'm not scared, it's a big enough state i might just have to ask you another question sometime.....
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    Ask me (Roronoa3000) nothing at all!

    where will you start looking for me and in what manner do you plan on fucking me up?
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    Evil kneivel dead at 69

    robbie annoys the **** out of me...the only reason he's famous at all is because of his ******, there are countless other riders out there who are infinitely more skilled at what they do than him...but it is what it is i suppose
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    After 12 yrs together, I finally got the last hole

    haha my girlfriend still gives me **** about filling that one...not like i meant too or anything...:dunno:
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    How often do you masturbate?

    detachable shower head?
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    World Record Anal Gangbang

    correct me if i'm wrong, but from my experience anal sex doesn't exactly work without lube...hard (and pain inflicting/damaging) to stuff something in an asshole when it's dry
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    Whats your ring tone

    for calls its dragula and texts its sweet home alabama...
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    Real Doll

    that's kinda creepy, i must say...i wouldn't ever buy one or screw one but hey, whatever works for you :dunno:
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    Nike Soccer Commercial

    definitely a pepsi commercial...
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    Well Hung

    that guy must be a real dick...ahaha...:o
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    Blonde Drivers

    Mr. Blue Jacket sure looks unimpressed...lol
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    Gay test

    i couldn't help but notice jack first as the picture happened to load slowly and it stalled with his head showing...:(
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    Miss FreeOnes 2010 Bree Olson Stars in Flo Rida, T-Pain Music Video

    so what you're saying is this song is unoriginal on multiple levels? ok...gotcha lol l3ggy and pirateking...there's still good music out there, you have to do some looking to find it sometimes but it's there...
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    Hot car...

    i know a girl who has a red beetle just like that...interesting
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    Arizona Immigration Bill PASSES!!

    don't get me wrong i am all about freedom and not being unnecessarily harassed by ***************, i'm just saying we're already required to have identification and are regularly asked to show it and this is no different...if you were walking down the street and were accosted by a cop and he...
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    Miss FreeOnes 2010 Bree Olson Stars in Flo Rida, T-Pain Music Video

    Zoosk girl? really? where the hell do they come up with these words? cool she was in the video, unfortunately that song is obnoxious to me...wish she'd had a bit more time in it but ah well
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    Gay For Pay - Yay Or Nay?

    notice the OP only stated a "homo encounter" no dicks in ass necessarily involved...
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