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    Who would you rather stab in the neck with a rusty screwdriver?

    can't say i want to stab any of them with a rusy screwdriver...sorry :dunno:
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    'World's strongest ale' comes in eye-catching dead ****** bottles

    hahaha, yes...fucking classy in fact!
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    That site where people cum on pictures.....

    nah i prefer to actually cum on girls...say, i'd be willing to cum on your girlfriend and take a pic of it if you're into that sorta thing, it's not really all that different if you think about it...just an offer :dunno:
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    What's Worse Paper Cut or ***** Burn?

    i'd rather have a ***** burn than a paper cut...i get them all the time so it's no big deal really...
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    Greatest Fight Scene in Movie History

    the scene in the protector where tony jaa destroys everyone in the hotel...
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    The boringness and negativity of television series

    ^thanks for that greg, been a while :glugglug:
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    Stabbed to death or ****** by any wild ******?

    definitely stabbed, no question about it...fuck getting eaten, that ****'s for chumps :thumbsup:
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    Would you become a male pornstar?

    i would...mainly for the sex since it really doesn't pay most guys too much, so basically like a side job/hobby type thing ya know...
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    Talk about compatibility

    haha! i'm just glad there weren't any listed in 'new&used' :eek:
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    Bewbs!

    i think it starts with a C...
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    AndronicusRy partying it up at the San Francisco teacher convention

    i wish i was cool enough to do **** like that...:(
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    Biggest cock in the world

    eh...it's really not that big, i've seen bigger...:dunno:
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    Caught staring at boobs

    unfortunately that's WAY more socially unacceptable...
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    Bewbs!

    well this won't help you at all, but i used to know...can't remember her name though :dunno:
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    Have You Ever Licked A Girls Ass?

    yes i have and would do so any time so long as it's nice and clean...i've personally never encountered any 'hygiene' issues :dunno:
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    Happy birthday to you!

    i'll bet she can give some mean head...;)
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    Would you hire this Entrepreneur ?

    i would give him a management position in a heartbeat...:thumbsup:
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    all you can eat buffet

    aw man...that is sooo inviting
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    On a scale from 1 to 10...

    love the caption...
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    Time to go swimming.

    yes...yes it is time to go swimming :nanner:
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    Christian Bale calls Mel Gibson

    you serious? if mel gison was William Wallace i think it'd be a good fight...he was a motherfuckin badass...
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    Epic Facebook Takedown

    haha wow...what a fuck!
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    Are you man enough to fill this?

    i honestly wish i was cool enough to rock that...
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    Beautiful Goth Girl

    just watch out for her O-face ;)
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    Where are y'all from??

    south central alaska...and i do say y'all when it's fitting...:thumbsup:
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    Audrey Bitoni did anal?

    I'm still skeptical to be honest...
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    We Are The World-Japanese Version

    What. The. Fuck. Just. Happened??? :eek:
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    Beautiful Goth Girl

    once it reaches a certain point does it really matter?
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    Can You Spot The Douchebag, Brah?

    meh, so he has nice abs...big deal, at least i don't have a terrible spray on tan and my head doesn't look like a hedgehog...:hatsoff:
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    The Power of Makeup: Comparing Women With & Without

    Re: makeup! she sure is built pretty solidly for a...girl?:confused:
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    It's ok! I swear!

    real life michelin man?
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    Smile!

    hmmm...potential butterface right there methinks
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    Grandma?!

    but if you didn't know it was your grandma...?
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    I have a confession

    well...glad you got it fixed! :thumbsup:
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    Married Life ...

    i see what you did there...sneaky sneaky
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    Human Pets

    ^i'll bet they have an amazing sex life...just sayin
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    Nature joke

    treebeard's looking to get nailed for indecent exposure again i see...
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    Human Pets

    hot topic? :dunno:
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    Hey ***...

    talk about sexual harassment...
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    Map of Europe by Keith Thompson

    that is awesome!
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    Who has Been the Better Basketball Player, Kobe Bryant or Shaquille O'Neal?

    how many people yell Shaq right before 'shooting' any given object into any given receptacle? that's what i thought...
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    How often do you masturbate?

    looks great chica! :thumbsup:
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    What Do You Gentleman Like to See in a Scene??????

    if it involves a clear plastic tube and a small furry rodent it gets my stamp of approval... seriously though, mutual enjoyment, fun and energy...keep the mood light and not so emotionless and robotic...all parties involved should be having fun and actually enjoying what they're doing, it...
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    Brittney Skye or Jesse Jane?

    yeah...ook :bs:
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    who would you fuck? jenny hendrix then or now?

    i voted the before only because of the top left picture...i'd gladly take her any time though, regardless of hair color
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    Back to dial up my ass

    I have never heard sarcasm before. I did not know that is what it sounded like.
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    Wresting Is A Man's Sport

    that's the 5th reason i never really got into wrestling
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    No Sports Bra?

    you're the best! :)
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