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  1. Death-Proof-69

    If none of you existed... I'd be happy.

    i guess i'll stop looking then...:(
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    Andronicus Ry exists...just deal with it

    i don't know but definitely NOT worship...:2 cents:
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    If none of you existed... I'd be happy.

    pshh...make up your damn mind man! do you **** us or not? you can't keep changing you mind...pick one and go with it! :D
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Star by star by The Kovenant
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    unusual shampoo

    well they do make vagina soap so :dunno: i'm starting to wonder if i've been doing it wrong all this time...
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    Where da sammiches?

    bitter much? jeez...
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    Engagement: Cancelled.

    i wonder if he'd give me her number?
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    come to the dark side

    fuck it! i'm in...:hatsoff:
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    public school

    what the fuck is a "benjamin franklin"? :confused:
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    Beautiful picture of the ocean.

    yeah except it's waaaaaay out of focus and some silly broad got in the way
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    Sticky keys.

    aww man...i **** sticky keys!
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    Moar cake plz!!!!1

    once you reach a certain point such things as cleanliness, neatness and table manners become somewhat, well...pointless
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    No Thanks, I'd Rather Raid

    i had a friend in college who did that...it might've been halo but yeah, you get the idea...it's possible, multi-tasking ftw!
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    stop staring at my tits

    pushy much? women these days...
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    US woman aims to become world's heaviest

    wow...just, wow...i really **** what she stands (sits?) for, i agree that people should be comfortable with their bodies regardless of how they look but they should also have RESPECT enough for their bodies to not end up being completely useless like that...hooray for the lack of darwinism and...
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    girls fucking a guy with a strap on

    anything sexual done alone or with a woman can never be classified a homosexual act, regardless of what is being done. a homosexual act HAS to involve male intimacy otherwise there is nothing homosexual at all. it's really no more gay for a woman to fuck a man's ass with a strap-on than it is...
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    She told him 'I Want Your Body'

    i'm both hungry and horny right now...please don't judge me
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    Who's ****

    thank you! :thumbsup:
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    C is for...oh no!

    man, you're sharp...:hatsoff:
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    Is this racist?

    racist not at all...still offensive, but not racist
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    Whats all this talk about sex?

    wtf is wrong with that? :dunno:
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    Would you fuck Paris Hilton?

    i'd fuck her...she's nothin special to look at but she's still well above average IMO
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    What are you listening to right now?

    hillbilly deluxe by brooks & dunn
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    Longest youve gone with no sex?

    i dunno, two months tops
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    Come over here for a sec...

    negative ghost rider
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    Attention seeker

    ah man i would satisfy the **** out of myself right quick with that one in the middle ;)
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    Something's not right

    she's not even in the kitchen or picking up groceries...
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    What a bargain...

    the owner of the white truck must work there, just a guess...
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    Precious

    ohhh you double posting asshat! i should seriously neg rep you for that one broheim...just kidding btw :glugglug:
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    On A Budget?

    **** man, you can't beat a free gift! imagine all the poor fucks out there who have to PAY to get their herpes...
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    Girl jealousy

    really?
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    Sky Never Lies

    i wish i was cool enough to get one of those...:(
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    my kinda gurl

    hehehe i like it...:D
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    Who here swings?

    i would be but there's not much as far as legit swinger groups or anything around here...my girl and i have been in several threesomes, it's just hard to find anyone who's actually into it as a lifestyle ya know
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    Glow in the dark boobies

    why have i never considered this to be possible?
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    Facts about Life

    well ****...now i almost feel guilty about ever feeling down about any money related hardships...goddammit, it's always something isn't it? :dunno:
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    Cyclops

    ***** are bad mmmkay.....
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    Ebony and Ivory Lemonparty

    did you have to mention lunch? i'm feeling hungry now...
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    Nice Dreads...

    hehe, just like parsley, push it aside and keep on eatin...nom nom nom! :D
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    Anti-Virus Software

    with strangers met in locations such as bars, street corners, crack houses, third world countries etc...ya know
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    Eating her out. Is it important?

    you guys are silly, girls can't orgasm, the mere idea of it makes me chuckle...:1orglaugh
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    Bite Me!

    careful, he can bite down very very hard...
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    Memorial Day on the river [Pics]

    lookin great chica, i like you're style!
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    Care To Hit Me?

    where's y'alls sense of adventure? titties down, ass up and the lights off=good to go :nanner:
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    Public Toilets

    very classy...i approve
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    My first Negative rep

    glad to hear i'm succeeding at not being helpful, always nice when one's efforts are recognized...:glugglug:
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    Bear manages 2 women at the sme time

    looks to me like they're working him over pretty hard there...
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    Pornstar's post here

    sorry, couldn't resist, i tried to buuut...fixed! and lilith, you are amazing! :)
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    My first Negative rep

    and now it's bigger by one empty post devoid of any meaningful or relevant content...:thumbsup:
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    Bananas

    yes actually they do, my girlfriend is gorgeous and she rarely wears clothes around the house...she's very comfortable naked but that doesn't seem to be too common :dunno:
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