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  1. Torre82

    ‘law & order: Svu’ makes history with 21st season’s renewal

    A show that vilifies sexual deviants? Definitely on my **** list, I really like most of my fellow perverts. Whatever race, age or fetish. Old ladies farting on diaper gimps? Okay. Little asian girl twins from the blade movie doing cock'n'ball ******* on bulldykes? I'd watch it. Buck angel triple...
  2. Torre82

    Help to recognize speech

    If you are trying to share a file, google drive. However.. filesharing is, if I recall correctly.. not really allowed.
  3. Torre82

    Can I change my name?

    Boy, have I got news for you! https://www.google.com/search?q=seymour+butts&oq=seymour+butts&aqs=chrome..69i57.1840j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 While a perfectly unique and dare I say tasteful name, it would appear that there is already someone with that, ODD AS IT MAY BE.. that exact same...
  4. Torre82

    *********** you desperately want to see naked.

    Truly, truly nude? Like Miley Cyrus high-def shots from every other angle? YES ~ Margot Robbie Kirsten Dunst Emma Kenney / Stone / Watson / Frost MORE LADY GAGA PLZ More Thandie Newton.. but that isnt gonna happen in Westworld, anymore. :( Joyce Dewitt / Priscilla Barnes / Suzanne Somers Maisie...
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    Hey Fellas, Ever Fall ****** Watching Pornography Leaving The Monitor On Then Somebody Walks In?

    Almost. The ones that cum to mind are those times when you **** up hours into a good ***** and it needs to be milked. So you trudge over to your preferred device, power it on and find something.. but heavy eyelids, bro. Like when you are at the end of a crap movie and you find the left eye...
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    Can I change my name?

    Aces&Snacks? NoLongerBobJustMoveOnAndCallMeUmUhGimmeAMomentSteveYeahSteveWorks
  7. Torre82

    What is the latest BAD film you watched?

    *scratches head* I mean.. it kinda is. The first time you watch it. But on a repeat, and certainly after seeing Evil Dead 2.. yeahhh.. definitely not.
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    What is the latest BAD film you watched?

    Replicas 2018 If you ****** Keanu Reeves on a plot that was like, if you took the premise of 'Upgrade' 2018 and changed the tech aspect.. And then you tried to call it evil and yet glorify it at the same time.. And you also ****** Alice Eve, and the bad guy is so.. 'Christopher Walken' level of...
  9. Torre82

    Violet Rain Passes Away

    Selectively makes a new cognitive dissonant thought: By extension I am now pleased when an old, ugly and unattractive person passes away. *ponders for a minute* *trying to fit the criteria, but realizes I've quite. Possibly. Fapped. to ugly old ladies A LOT.* *visits Stim99 to look for someone...
  10. Torre82

    Can I change my name?

    Agreed, Adam. I'm all for it. They would never know who it previously was. Maybe because it makes for a TL;DR name.. Maybe because its just so.. DIFFERENT than, um.. whatever the previous name was. I forget, now. Its been so long. *almost sighs in frustration at my own sarcasm* Maybe, though...
  11. Torre82

    Can I change my name?

    Hey whatever happened to bobjustbobbutnolongerbobcuzreasons?
  12. Torre82

    Bernie Sanders' revolution

    I refuse to masturbate to Chad Kroeger, tsccan!!! http://6mature9.com/galleries/rkh/2019/03/3vy6GHG5/06.jpg https://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0003/919/MI0003919506.jpg
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    Shocked at the size of his cock!

    I refuse to masturbate to Chad Kroeger, tsccan!!! http://6mature9.com/galleries/rkh/2019/03/3vy6GHG5/06.jpg https://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0003/919/MI0003919506.jpg
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    Can I change my name?

    I, for one, would like to be actually, physically horrified at seeing that version of Jenna. For the same reason I would watch those 'Saw' movies. I wanna see what happens, and yet.. jesus.. what is wrong with me? And them! AND THE ACTORS! WHO WOULD BUY THIS ****?!?!? *begins to scrape off the...
  15. Torre82

    Can I change my name?

    Butthole Juice.
  16. Torre82

    Your favorite nip slips!

    ah, dangit. I forgot the peoples. So without further ado, best nip 'slips' because the iCloud sucked: Kirsten Dunst Aubrey Plaza Jennifer Lawrence Hope Solo McKayla Maroney I forget the rest. *shrug, smile*
  17. Torre82

    Your favorite nip slips!

    All of them. If on celebs. Extra points if on one that will never, ever show the goods. So, in a nutshell.. think what you may about The Fappen ing, but I do not feel guilty about those privacy invasions for our fapping benefit. There is not a moral to the story, nor a point to be made about...
  18. Torre82

    Internet's 30th Anniversary

    Relevant to your point, but my version: Come for the point to be made. Stay for the Air suite no. 3, and laugh at the madness of it all. +1 Future rep to Adam for jogging my memory. :)
  19. Torre82

    My TOP 25 Favorite Pornstars

    Necromancing. Harmony Rose Havana Ginger Miosotis Eva Angelina Jenteal Viper Ashley Starr (Brown AND pink girls) O'Pearl Steven St Croix (What? He is a funny and cool guy. I'd buy him a **** and shoot the ****. More than I can say about the girls, usually.)
  20. Torre82

    Hey Fellas, What Kinda Toast You Like?

    Toast itself? Nearly never. Its, for me.. one of those things that is too 'simple'? Like, I know it is good stuff. I've had it. I'll not turn down a good piece of toast with nearly whatever condiments are available. (Although I'll never order an avocado toast. Ever. I'm sure it is nice, but hell...
  21. Torre82

    In Defense of Millennials

    "**** these days are stupid!" "Studies show that the young are looking for a socialist society that actually works." "THEY WONT GET IT! NO SOCIALISM HAS EVER WORKED!" "Left vs Right / Lib vs Con ideology doesnt apply to what the younger generation will bring to the table. They can agree on...
  22. Torre82

    What's the average number of robo/spam calls you receive per day?

    About 5. Noon time. Not on my personal cell, but when I'm doing my shift at the desk. (I'm a superintendent/desk dude/little bit of everything for a residential building) The OSHA google webpage listing spammer-scammers the 'BEEP' and then 5 seconds of silence until Jason...
  23. Torre82

    Weird Pussy..

    Judge you? No. Judging by that tiny puss? Yes. And further judging by that size.. it looks like she is not 'able to fuck'. That hole is like, only 2 of your fingernails high/wide. Oy! Maybe pair that with some vaginismus and it'll be quite the ordeal. P.S. and such a high resolution, zoomed-in...
  24. Torre82

    Weird Pussy..

    Ahem, so how old is she? SOP
  25. Torre82

    Bill Brasky

    BEST DAMNED SALESMAN IN THE BUSINESS! We ***** to Bill Brasky! “Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Brasky, but there weren’t any horses around? Well, Brasky throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn’t you know it, my stamina...
  26. Torre82

    Advice On A Girl (Please Girls Answer)

    Human goes to FreeOnes. Human asks for advice from girls. Human does not know what a sausagefest the board actually is, was, and will be. Human should mebbe ask Petra. Human should definitely just ask her out for coffee or just a meet-and-regreet. (Dont mind that it is one E away from being...
  27. Torre82

    Did You Watch The Academy Awards?

    Youve never seen 'Do the Right Thing', Blakkklansman or Malcolm X?! Is that even possible? :) Even just in-passing, if you've ever watched American-Black movies, crooklyn.. clockers.. what about 'Kings of Comedy' with Bernie Mac? Like, this guy has had his hands in a little bit of a lotta...
  28. Torre82

    Happy 25th Birthday, Justin Bieber

    This topic has more history than I expected. Noice. Soo.. did anyone speak to her directly? Or is there some sort of non disclosure thing going? And, may I assume that the links were mainly to fakes or was it some kinda ***** jihad or mr skin type stuff?
  29. Torre82

    A new alternative for Adult Content that was on Tumblr - Plinner.com

    Transferred. Awaiting a site that isnt horseshit like tumblr. :)
  30. Torre82

    Capitalism ****** democracy. Left and Right fight for scraps. Why cant we have a legit dictatorship?

    isolate the country from those ideals of 'Freedom' is real, and freedom requires sacrifice! and freedom is only here in THIS country, and we are the best and everyone loves us! BOOYAH! Isolate. From.
  31. Torre82

    What works better for you: hookup apps or hookup sites?

    You might as well, because I do.. call those sites '********'. One fuck buddy, one republican chick who hated me once I voiced support for Obama, one chick from FetLife who wanted me to suckle her pregnant tits, plenty of "THIS IS GOING NOWHERE" conversations, 2 flirting chicks that I totally...
  32. Torre82

    Did You Watch The Academy Awards?

    We shouldnt ever expect more from these guys, right? To be so out of touch with humanity that they get hopeful about.. movies? Saying a 2 minute shpiel on TV? I dunno what you expect here, Dolph. The 'left' isnt hollywood no more than the 'right' is .. what, the GOP? The NRA? I dont watch...
  33. Torre82

    Happy 25th Birthday, Justin Bieber

    Jeezus, the *** is only 25? ... and I'm gonna agree with Supa that it is, admittedly.. kind of odd to not have a TayTay page. She already shows off her tiny curves and 'revenge fucks'. Put a camera in her bedroom and play the song and you got more storyline than any porn, evarrr.
  34. Torre82

    Capitalism ****** democracy. Left and Right fight for scraps. Why cant we have a legit dictatorship?

    American democracy is what happens after, LONG after decent monarchies and despots give up. When kings throw up their hands and say "FINE! YOULL SEE!" and gives up on their idiot mob of peons with opinions and endless wants and complaints. But the mob will never see or understand or capitulate...
  35. Torre82

    Marvel Wants an Openly Gay Actor to Lead The Eternals

    Isnt that one of the Robins? After the first, like, 7.
  36. Torre82

    Marvel Wants an Openly Gay Actor to Lead The Eternals

    I have a multitude of thoughts on the matter. 1: I wouldnt play overwatch because fuck blizzard for diablo 3 and the mobile game bullshit, but add up the lgbt agenda that each one of these characters actually has to have a backstory? I thought the approach was heavy-handed in the borderlands...
  37. Torre82

    James Woods Locked Out of Twitter Over Tweet That ******** Rules

    I mean.. *scratches neck* I dont hear liberals threaten ******** and mayhem, so much as nag and boycott. A difference of civility in a civil society. Alex Jones could be the guy that never got into a fight, but as a propoganda machine.. he incites others into it. Woods is in the same position...
  38. Torre82

    is it true that girlsdoporn girls are exclusive

    Because money. Because bills. Because *****. Because a human who comes into easy money in a socially unacceptable vocation. So on and so forth. Make up a reason, because naked people are a *free* per dozen.
  39. Torre82

    Adult Industry Veteran D. Wise ****** Away

    2019: The year the porn died? Nacho, D-Wise.. Rest In the Peace, guys.
  40. Torre82

    My GF is super wet..

    I sometimes forget that ... people .. still exist. Those people.
  41. Torre82

    Va hired a newly released felon who attacked judge’s ******** in the shower, cut her brakes

    Did his time. Got out. Punishment stopped. The law doesnt stop crimes, it only punishes them after the fact. ********* or mudering doesnt mean a person cannot work. "Pothead with 22 counts possession works in dispensary!" "Pyromaniac serves as volunteer firefighter!" "******** works at the...
  42. Torre82

    [SOLVED] ATK Hairy tattooed blonde

    NEVERMIND! Solved my own question by visiting another TGP ~ I found her. Dakota Rose. http://www.wearehairy.com/models/Dakota_Rose/Dakota_Rose_strips_naked_wearing_cowboy_boots/ *heads toward that 'solved' button*
  43. Torre82

    [SOLVED] ATK Hairy tattooed blonde

    http://6mature9.com/galleries/atkh/2019/02/Y5p52u8N/ Please and thank you? :)
  44. Torre82

    Trump administration launches global effort to end criminalization of homosexuality

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/trump-administration-launches-global-effort-end-criminalization-homosexuality-n973081 >BERLIN — The Trump administration is launching a global campaign to end the criminalization of homosexuality in dozens of nations where it's still ******* to...
  45. Torre82

    This person does not exist

    .... hit it? No. Fap to it? No. *Asterisk* They gotta put an AI-created voice with it, too. AI-created body is asking too much, but if they deep-faked her face onto .. lets see, *scrolls up and thinks* *scrolls down with a smile* Havana Ginger's body? OH HELL YES. Big ol tasty brown nipples...
  46. Torre82

    Picture that made you cum today (Famous Babes)

    https://pmcvariety.files.wordpress.com/2018/11/adam-driver1.jpg?w=1000&h=563&crop=1 Trolling: achieved.
  47. Torre82

    You people are fucking stupid

    sage sage
  48. Torre82

    What Civil War would do to this country ~ just a Navy SEAL yappin'

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=druHEnQqU7I First time I've agreed with Joe, too. Huh.
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