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This is a forum about porn and topics that can be linked to it like masterbation and who you'd like to fuck, and so on. There's threads talking about "who made you cum today" etc. So this topic is not a one in a million sticking out of a crowd type of topic. It's not something out of the...

Wrong nothing. Spaced is as funny as a fucking fire in an orphanage. Spaced is like watching paint dry just like everything else that unfunny little fuck Pegg has done!. And Shaun of the Dead is the poster ***** for the overrated and extremely over-hyped.

I'm going to spank it like I've never spanked it before! lol I've got five days worth of masterbating to make up for.

I'd take a blowjob from Megan Fox. I'd fuck Megan Foxx. There's the difference, make of that what you will. Both are hot in their own way I suppose.

Scarlett, Jessica and Kristen. Three of the most wank worthy chicks ever!. Haha I know your game, mate!. Posting those photos to try and make me go off the rails as it were. Too late, I fell of the rails earlier on today dammit. Five days I had it going for. But I will say though if I hadn't...

D3SXa0hnJrE Fucking great track this is. It's an instrumental track. Bagpipes, guitars, the lot!. Oh and check out the song change at 2:32 into it. See if anyone recognizes the theme. CRANK IT UP AND MOSH LIKE A MADMAN! :banger:

I have failed in my challenge to see how long I could last. I failed about an hour or so after I posted that last post above. FUUUUUCK!!!!. I saw a picture of Sarah Michelle Gellar and that was my downfall. The bitch!. I had to go hunting for some porn after that!.

I hated it when you bought a tape and side one was shorter than side two. So you had to fastforward the rest of side one then turn it and play or turn the tape around and rewind side two then play it. Fuck all of the kind with CD it was the king and still is for me. Listening to CD and copying...

I almost gave into temptation a couple of times over the past couple of days but I just think "fuck it" lol and I just think of something else and the urge seems to go away. I am just testing myself to see how long I can last. I honestly don't know how long I will be able to go but if it's...

The temptation is getting worse and worse to give in and spank my monkey! LMFAO!

I'd say it's the most powerful thing out there. Mankind is sh!t compared to nature and what it can do and will do in the future. Talking about this makes me think of the Tiamat song Gaia and the lyrics... "when nature calls we all shall drown" so true... it's so true... just as long as it's not...

Woody Harrelson was the reason and still is the reason to watch this movie. The two girls are really REALLY annoying so they are. Yes Emma Stone would get bummed so much she'd not be able to sit for a week afterward. But in the movie her character was a rash!. And that permed poof that hung...

That and the fact that the more the tape in question is used the more the sound gets fucked. I went through THREE cassettes of Iron Maiden's Fear of the Dark album before I bought the CD. Nah, tapes had their time. Just like the polaroid camera had it's time. The camera where you take the photo...

Red Hot and Heavy - Pretty Maids

...since I last had a chug! :eek: This the longest time I've gone without ********* myself in a long LONG time. Five days and counting.... I wonder how long I can last.

Re: Who made you cum today? Bridgette Wilson

Better yet put it in a shirt pocket or a pocket with a zip on it. Then lets see the bastards try and pick those pockets. The thieving mofo's that they are!.

Sheriff Liz Forbes (Marguerite MacIntyre ) - (The Vampire Diaries). Laura (Julia St John) - (The Brittas Empire).

That's kind of like what I was thinking about the loch near my village when I said you have time to sit and enjoy the scenery with very little traffic. When you are at the loch in question (that's Loch and not Lock or Lake like some pronounce it) you completely forget about the village you live...

Maybe if I went back in time (Doc Brown style) and had the chance to buy Jessica Alba's panties and Scarlett Johansson's panties then yes I would definitely buy them!.

Episode 50 (again for the second time). It was a good little movie in it's own way. Kind of a haunted building/reality show type venture. Three different crews with their own agenda decend upon what is supposed to be the most haunted building in America. They wire up cameras all over the shop...

You have never met me. So don't lie.

Rex: "You shut your mouth. You chicken sucking bastard or I'll stab your eye balls out and **** all over your brain. It's going to be a slaughter house in here. Dead bodies flying through the air like friggin rag dolls on fire!" Pip: "I'm going to stab your heads off... with my dick. And *****...

I was just at Loch Lomond today so I was. Bit overrated to be honest. I've got a Loch near my village (less than 2 miles from the village) and it has nicer scenery than Lomond has. Half or more than half of Loch Lomond can't be seen on the road. Not like the Loch near my house. At that Loch you...

"That bloke's a Sheila, and you all knew. Ya pack of bastards!" - Mick Dundee.

loNv0yB5Bqs The lyrics are kind of fitting for such a situation. I mean in the lyrics it's like the person in question has gone from this world. And they are now in the afterlife and they are experiancing their idea of what paradise is. At least this is my take on the meaning to the lyrics.

It's kind of fitting how he chose to do a song from the Ozzy era of the band and not Dio's era. Mind you for Dio's era that would actually requite him to have singing talent. Something Shatner and Osbourne have never had. So he's well suited to the Ozzy era of Sabbath.

I hope so!.

HELL NO!. The best movies were from the 80s. Be it horror or action. The action scene from the 80s was very un-PC like in it's content. And that's why it kicks so much ass that it will never be rivaled ever. Walter Hill (The Warriors, 48 Hrs, Another 48Hrs, Red Heat) his movies were male...

He should have wore a pair of dungarees and a straw hat and chewed a piece of hey while buming her for being on his land.

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Makarov is a bad guy in Modern Warfare 2 so why is he mentioned in the article above?. Don't listen to him people of Russia, he is a bad man.

If it's stereo-types we're on about then the comment about wiring a car bomb is void and well a bit silly. Irish are supposed to be stupid so how in the hell could they wire a car bomb then if they are as thick as pig ****. It's not possible. They would end up blowing themselves up in the...

Anytime pal. One good turn deserves another.

I love how that through such hatred the word "remake" riles up in people Hollywood now uses the word "reboot" instead as if to try and hide the fact that it's a remake. They think that the sheep out there will think it will be different if it's called a reboot and not a remake. Good job I ain't...

You tell em pal! :hairpull:

I don't know what would be exciting about seeing a small man in a dirty mac with a squint in his eyes discovering America.

Yes like make Kolchak a loner like he was in the original series. That was half the appeal of the old show. Seeing him go it alone and dealing with each situation that appeared. Carl Kolchak was the ultimate loner so he was. Now in the cancelled remake they gave him a female partner. Just like...

Movies that need redone: Resident Evil (the whole series). Alone in the Dark. Rawhead Rex. TV Shows that need redone: Sliders (from season 3 onwards though and bring back Professor Arturo). V to give it the justice it deserves but only from following on from the old 80s version of the show...

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The 6th Day. Raw Deal. Red Sonja.

Speaking of The Thing. That movie if I think about it too much could make me punch a hole in a brick wall through the sheer anger and aggression that is riled up inside me. So I tend not to think too long about that bastard of a prequel with Mary Elizabeth Winstead in it. She's lovely and all...

The whole lot if the chance arises. Obviously not all at the same time. But in saying that I do like giving a facial or two from time to time.

I read somewhere once that out of the 100% of scripts that Hollywood buys from people, only 5% of them are actually used. I guess the rest of their time goes out to remakes and sequels and prequels. It's sad and pathetic!.

Still not being able to get a blowjob from Cate Blanchett :hairpull: