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:goodpost: You. Me and three billion other men across the world.

I've been there. Done her. Wore the T-shirt. Honest.

Re: Why some women let gays touch their boobs, but not a straight guy to stare at th That's the very incident I spoke of earlier. The very one!. Not a chance me old mate :eek: I might get a tattoo around my asshole that reads "exit only" as it's the truth. It's not fair though. I get an...

I'd fuck the living **** out of Amber and I'd take a blowjob from Olivia. Then I'd fuck the living **** out of Olivia and then take a blowjob from Amber. Then rinse and repeat the process all over again. I refuse to choose one over the other as both would get the cock as often as possible.

Re: Why some women let gays touch their boobs, but not a straight guy to stare at th If you are pretending to be gay to get a girl into bed. Kind of fucked up logic that init. But if you succeed then you could always try and stick your cock in her ass as soon as you start. Then pull out and...

You'd have better luck with Danny Boyle.

Re: Why some women let gays touch their boobs, but not a straight guy to stare at th It would seem so wouldn't it. Gays are looked upon in a different light to straight people. If they weren't then the gay community would be up in arms. And yet they want equal rights. They need to make their...

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Re: Why some women let gays touch their boobs, but not a straight guy to stare at th Reminds me of the fuss that gathered one time some "Iron Hoof" aka "Poof" grabbed Scarlett Johansson's tit at some award ceremony. It was all over the news, she was being interviewed by him I think, and he...

"I don't want to suck it. So just let's have your bucket."

I've been at my ******'s house a couple of times and her two **** have been eating cereal in the mornings. I usually help myself to a couple of bowls of cereal while they are eating it. Coco Pops, Snap Crackle and Pop, Corn Flakes or what ever else it is. Her **** are like 6 (the girl) and 4...

Down with The Thing! Hollywood can kiss my manky ring! Down with The Thing! Hollywood can kiss my manky ring! Down with The Thing! Hollywood can kiss my manky ring! Down with The Thing! Hollywood can kiss my manky ring! (manky ring = ass hole)

Anyone that loves the Carpenter version, please, do not go and see this movie. Ignore it. Show these fucking cunt bastard fucker sons of **** in Hollywood that we wont put up with their crap any longer!. I don't care if Mary Elizabeth Winstead is a blowjob giving fantasy of mine or not. She...

Masterbating is for wankers.

Want to know something funny yet annoying at the same time. People bitch about others on forums and how they can't use a search for a particular topic before creating a thread of their own on the subject. And yet when people DO search for threads similar to what they want. The idiots then bitch...

Duke Nukem Forever is already out and has been for a while now. Not that you are missing anything. The game is broken on so many levels it's best not to go anywhere near it. Not now, not ever.

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Cate Blanchett. I get an erection just at the mere thought of this classy lady.

Thanks for the link pal. I found that site when I saw the pictures of Scarlett you posts. I went searching for more and found that very site you mentioned. She's gorgeous so she is. Scarlett Madison is a honey.

I didn't make the thread. Homer in the first post did.

I've had a ***** a few times over the years. It's the same ***** just in different locations. It's me like I am out on a walk and I come across an area with DEEP water. And I have to pass by the deep water in order to get to where I'm going. And as I pass the water it acts like a magnet and...

Fools that use the word troll everytime they see a view they don't like on a forum. And it happens more times on IMDb than anywhere else online. Fools that always ask the most stupidest question ever "You alright?" right after an accident where the person gets hurt. Of course they are not...

It will be a Chinese person called Sum Wun

Porn: Clara Morgane Actress: Cate Blanchett Model: Alessandra Ambrosio Singer: Anette Olzon

It's a bit like Left 4 Dead but set on a ****... honest.

Does that mean you will make a donation to the RMF?

I am paying £18 a month for 8mb broadband from BT. And I am paying for 8mb BB but am only getting around 6 and a half mb BB speed. What sort of speeds and prices do you guys get and pay for them where you live.

The UK is behind a few countries I think when it comes to the net. What speeds we get is what other countries have had for ages. And yet it's just new to us. And we're paying the prices for this old tech like what those countries are paying for the new tech. It's bull so it is. A handful of...

I am finding Anna Paquin to be a major rash now. Her character Sookie irritates me to no end. And the dislike for that skank Sookie is starting to rub off on that Paquin that plays the role in question. Little ho-bag that she is.

I just need to think about sex and someone I am attracted to and my pants are then catapulted across the room.

Christina Hendricks Cate Blanchett Katie Featherston Sprague Grayden (I'd actually prefer to fuck her first). Jessica Alba Jodie Whittaker Alice Braga

Staying at home and beating off is a whole lot cheaper. So yeah it wins every time. That way the money saved can go towards the RMF (Ravenholm Music Foundation) it's an organisation set up so as to allow me to buy loads of Heavy Metal music. Donations are most welcome!.

I guess you **** Country music then.

Arrr matey! But in saying that their best song is every song you play when the volume is turned down to 1

:goodpost: Sorry but that view is fifty million billion trillion gajillion times better than Vinyl is was and will ever be.

I wish the whole 3D thing would just fuck right off and die a horrible death!. I do not rent, watch or even buy a movie if it's done in 3D.

Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? Demi Moore for me. I might add Scarlett Madison to the list as well thanks to zell (see above).

Demi Moore. Ever since seeing her tits in Striptease I've never been able to get them out of my mind. I would love to cum on those puppies of hers. They look awesome.

Crissy Moran is a honey so she is. I'd make babies with her anytime!. As for the romantic antics lol I prefer sheer animalistic lust! which is what it would be with that gorgeous woman in the picture on the first post. She wouldn't be able to sit for a week once I was done with her.

The title of this thread reminds me of the Arnold movie Jingle All the Way. The part where Arnold and Sinbad end up in a sort of raffle where all the crowd get one bingo ball each and it's the luck of the draw to see who gets a Turboman doll. Arnold ends up underneath about four other folks on...

Sounds like a film based on my uncles attitude when behind the wheel.

I heard her favourite Metallica song is Whip-Lash

Nah, Mall Cops are more intelligent than those ass clowns in this incident. Even if Mall Cops are dumb lol

Axl Rose is proof there really is such a thing as a UFO. Ugly Fat Object!

Re: Who made you cum today? Demi Moore

Yeah I know. She can **** a man while unarmed in 53 different ways and make small and undetectable lethal bombs with her eyes closed. :sarcasm:

I find them to be overrated like Iron Maiden's Run to the Hills, The Number of the *****, Sanctuary and also Running Free. It's not that I don't like them I just don't like them enough to include them on lists of songs I like from both bands is all. I think both bands have songs far better than...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/******%E2%80%99s-photo-of-********-in-shopping-mall-sparks-security-dispute.html This kind of fucking **** is just rage inducing so it is. And it would feel good to throw the "you can't delete the photos or confiscate my gear unless you have a court order" thing in...

Kristin is gorgeous. But so is Kim. So I'd do both only one at a time so as to get as much fun out of each of them as I could instead of sharing the fun.