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Fucking old news!. Santa has been doing that **** for centuries.

Going by the title I thought this thread was about Chuck Norris, what a misleading title.

Claire Foy I've mentioned her before in this thread. But she is more than worthy of a one time mention. She's gorgeous and she has nice lips as well.

What the fuck do you mean "has returned" Pat Boone has never been away!.

Thanks everyone that's responded so far. It's nice to see all the different replies from many places the world over on how their "******" behave when on the streets. I'll keep an eye on this thread incase anyone else responds. Cheers :) I am aware of that my good man. I never stated we were...

I am reserving judgement for the actual CD as the song in question (the link above) just doesn't do anything for me at the moment. But that could change when the CD comes out. I know I've had this happen before with other bands. Hearing stuff online and not thinking much of it. Then when the CD...

The trend seems to be set to continue with yet another remake. In this case a remake of a remake. Yes indeed. Universal are at it once again. Scarface (2011/12) coming to a cinema near you!. I have no idea if this is old news to some of you but it most certainly is new to me. I just thought...

Here in Scotland the Police are not very well mannered. They do not speak to you in a polite manner. It's not like the five O we see in the Hollywood movies where they are like "Sir" or "Mam" and "please sir" or what ever it is. I would faint if I heard a police officer here in the UK speak like...

And some people take the sides of the drivers out there and say "oh but they have a hard enough time of it already with the ******* louts and what have you blah blah blah" yeah well too bad. It doesn't excuse the pure ignorance shown towards the old boy here in the link above. A dick is a dick...

Support Your Local Sheriff (James Garner). Support Your Local *** Fighter (James Garner). Catfish. These three arrived from Amazon today. James Garner is at his best in the two movies above. Brilliant pieces of comedy they are. Old school humour before the dick and fart joke driven crowd...

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I'd rep you for repping me sir. But I've already used my rep for the Troll Hunter post you made a short while ago. And it said I can't give more untill I spread some more around first. Thanks for the rep!. Crapallica are nothing but a shadow of their former selves. It would amaze you how...

Kind of like everything they have done since 1991 then.

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. My fuck I **** the fourth one. But I bought all four from Asda last week for £4 each. So I had to watch the fourth one to...

Look who he's teamed up with. There are far better bands than those four short haired ass clowns in suits. Old Luey boy obviously isn't in it for the reputation or quality music. But rather the money. So this should be a good partnership then!.

Because like in nearly everything else. It's double standards. If you have tits you get a free pass in most cases. It's sexist to say such things, but only to those who are hurt by the truth of it all.

Jaime Murray. She's a honey so she is. And she has nice lips as well.

Sometimes just sometimes like on a MEGA RARE occassion the scum that deserve it do get what is coming to them. Commiting such an act goes beyond redemption in my eyes. It's one thing to beat someone to death in a fight. Which by the way is still fucked in it's own rights. But it's a whole...

The Africans can laugh at the Chinese all they like with their supposedly bigger dicks that they have. But in the end spears can't combat nunchucks that will quickly be followed by kung fu moves. Chinese FTW!.

That movie kicks ass so it does. Funny at times as well.

Re: Who made you cum today? On a forum like this "ta ta's" would seem quite an important thing to some. To me though, my friend, a woman's boob size doesn't matter in the slightest. She could be like Michelle Trachtenberg or Christina Hendricks. To me it's all good if they have that special...

We need teachers like him in Schools these days. Mind you, he would end up getting sacked. Everything is too PC these days. Teachers are not even allowed to touch pupils or anything now. And I don't mean a slap round the head. Just a simple grab or touch. It's insane. No wonder pupils run wild.

Dammit!. I keep remembering stuff. I've got a Crapallica CD single called "Live at Wembley 1992" and it was only available for one week. I paid £12 for it a few years back when I liked the band. I recently saw it go for something like £45+ so that's not bad. I don't like the band but I wont...

Here is the Samael version of that song pal. JUQwqAEEuVI What ever rocks your boat pal. All I have to say is... watch you don't get caught.

Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? Gina is that you? LOL

FUCK I forgot I own the Gamma Ray boxset released about ten years ago or so. It's the first six albums remastered with bonus tracks. I paid £40 for it and saw it on Amazon going for something like £245 so as Fred Flintstone would say.... YABADABADOO...

I have no idea if I own anything rare or unique. But I do know that I once did. It was a star wars figure I used as target practise with the air rifle I once had. I shot the little bastard from a good distance away, the pellet bounced off his chest and went upwards hitting him underneath the...

Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? Not a chance!. Spiders are just as bad as Snakes in my opinion. Just you by yourself is fine. I think I'll call you Maria TheBabe instead :D In that picture of you above without the snake I think you look a little like the actress Gina Holden.

Humping a corpse? what kind of sick world are we living in here!. Now if it was a zombie chick I had the hots for before she turned into one... then I refuse to answer that question!.

Re: Who made you cum today? Cate Blanchett The more I see of this lovely classy lady the more she drives me crazy.

The UK is too scared to even attempt to think about doing something like that let alone actually do it. Those of a darker skin tone in the UK have right of passage the rest of us have to fuck right off. Seriously, it is like that in the UK. This was why there were talks a few years back about it...

First thing that came to my mind upon reading this was Iron Maiden and their song Gangland... "A ***** at your throat, another body on the pile. A contract to keep and it's service with a smile. ****** for vengeance or ****** for game. Death on the streets or in a blacked out jail."

His name wouldn't be "Alister Lesley Graham" would it? or Ali G for short.

xjs5f4gEv_w Classic 80s Metal!

Atrocious. Episode 50. ****** the Block. Point Break.

Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? That's better! LOL Thanks Maria :) Snakes freak me out. I know what Indiana Jones goes through when he sees them. I just can't handle one without wearing gloves or something. I hated the smooth feeling it has. And even then when I wore gloves the...

Was he in such a finanical mess that he couldn't even afford to buy food for himself. So much so that he was ****** in the end to try and eat a bike pedal.... and ******* in the aftermath. Fuckin' daft bastard!.

Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? If that snake wasn't there I'd be all over you in a heartbeat Maria. You are an attractive lady but that snake would keep me away, so far away that I wouldn't be able to touch you with a barge pole. Why? I **** snakes.

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Bristol is gorgeous so she is. I'd fuck her just like I'd fuck her ******. Hell I'd do both of them at the same time. And the first one to make me cum in their mouth could then kiss the other one with the mouthful of my baby batter!. Then they could both swallow it.

Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? Danica Patrick. I don't even like the kind of motorsport she is in but she is fit as fuck so she is. I'd fuck her brains out without even thinking twice about doing so!. I'd definitely give her the cock anytime. Yes indeedy.

From what I've seen of Troll Hunter it looks like it will kick so much ball sack that it should come with a warning sticker on the cover!.

Danica Patrick. And I would like to get blown more than once from her as well. HELL YEAH!.

Ozzy Osbourne has been a member of the undead for ages now. I mean with the way he staggers and shuffles along. And his so-called singing is like a zombie wailing so what more proof does thou need that the undead are really among us!.

I've wanted to see this movie it's out in Asda just now. But I am not paying £12.97p for one single movie. The most I will ever pay is £10 and even then it really needs to be worth it. I am tired of paying good money for movies that I'll watch maybe once in a blue moon. It's a waste of cash. And...

Hilary Duff. I like her songs "Stranger" and "Fly" and this is coming from a 21 years and counting diehard fan of Heavy Metal.

This is my lean mean pussy magnet machine!. http://www.ratbike.org/photos2/y788tomos.jpg

Rose Byrne. Everything and anything sexual that I am into would be done to (and with) that lovely lady.

I have been training hard for the coming zombie apocalypse by playing Dead Island since it came out on the 9th of this month. I've not played any other game just that one. I am on my third playthrough and will go a fourth time as well since there are four characters. And each characters...

All day it's been Predator this and Predator that for me. Predator. Predator 2. ***** vs Predator. ***** vs Predator 2: Reqium. Predators. The first four are in one boxset called "Predator Quadrilogy" that I got in Asda for £10.