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    hey alisa, haven't talked to ya in a while...how ya been? happy new year btw!

    hey alisa, haven't talked to ya in a while...how ya been? happy new year btw!
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    Some of my favorite military type patches.

    very nice! i'd rep if i could...
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    Japan

    yeah, she probably shares with others girls in class too...japan is a strange and different sort of place
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    Can someone please tell me what the big deal is

    easier than dealing with making your real ones look nice maybe?
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    Farmyard Conspiracy

    oh. my. god. he's right!
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    Sexual fantasy turned into trip to the morgue

    not all handguns have safeties...double action revolvers, several 'double-action' semi-automatics, glocks etc so if the *** has a round in the chamber it's hot...anyway, if it was an accident he's a fucking retard, never put your finger on the trigger unless you fully intend on shooting...
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    Bangbus is fake

    WHAT?!?!? Bangbus is fake? lemme guess, next your gonna tell me freaks of cock is fake too right? the fuck is up with porn these days, seriously? fucking al-qaida's to blame! :mad:
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    I've got vodkazvictim's home address...

    hahaha ouch!
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    *** is AWESOME!!!

    hey thanks for tha bump!!! any1 got an I.D.? k thanx! :D
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    Going back from Smartphone excess

    i have a motorola razr 2 right now...i'm hell on phones and the exterior of it is pretty much destroyed but its still working great
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    Sexual fantasy turned into trip to the morgue

    hahaha, that's a great question bree...i guess it would depend on if it was intentional or not :dunno:
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    Alienate Teens Easy

    lol, well they're got the formula down, might as well stick with it :dunno:
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    Beautiful Sunset

    i've seen better sunsets...:D
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    Am the only one who cant stand the cheesy music in porn movies

    i was going to post something pretty much along those exact same lines...:)
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    Friendly welcome

    yeah that'd get the ol' heart rate up a few ticks...
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    Are you jealous?

    i hope so!
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    Did Beetle Juice by a new car?

    i think that's what they call the "truth" whimsy ;)
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    Stan's College Yearbook Photo

    just one little piercing, a scowl and a random death metal shirt and that goddamn hippie is suddenly a hardcore metal head ;)
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    The Naughty List

    definitely preferable to coal...
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    Browsers...

    well i might just have to give chrome another try then :dunno:
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    Discretion? Japan says, "Fuck that!"

    modesty? we don't need no stinkin modesty!
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    A serioud question about the guy users from a lady user ?

    basically it involves penile *********** via a variety of blades, surgical instruments, lighters, torches, nooses, explosives and the like...ya know, the good stuff :)
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    Be Honest

    guess it all depends on what the situation's like "down there" ya know? ;)
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    Browsers...

    and i called The Orange Cat and roronoa3000 faggots? :facepalm:self:facepalm: :D
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    Fuck the system

    so whats worse? the fact that the tattoo artist fucked up the spelling and the guy didn't catch it or the fact that the guy took a picture of it and allowed it pop up on the internet?
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    Proof Chicks Have Skidmarks!

    ohhh, so like reptilians then?
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    CIA codebreaker reveals 147-year-old message about the Confederate army's desperation

    Re: CIA codebreaker reveals 147-year-old message about the Confederate army's despera yeah well, it wasn't THAT clear :D
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    is the ***** really real in those ***** sex movies

    if you were into that sort of thing it would be a huge disappointment for sure
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    Would you assasinate your ruler if given the chance?

    no cause it honestly wouldn't make a difference...the same people would be in control ultimately, different faces, same agenda...best to focus on your own little part in the world and do what you can to make it the best it can be for you and yours
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    What are you listening to right now?

    evil walks by ac/dc
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    A serioud question about the guy users from a lady user ?

    ummm we wouldn't...only psychopathic masochists and/or people jacked up on PCP would do stuff like that
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs well that and it's in her ass ;) maybe she intends to eat it later :dunno:
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    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    10/10 very iconic on this board, as well as fitting for the username
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    No more cleavage

    always use spellcheck! oh, and that chick with the stars on her face...that's exactly why they typically have paperwork and signatures of consent involved when getting legit tattoos
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    Proof Chicks Have Skidmarks!

    illuminati amirite?
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    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    7.5/10 good one, but seen it before
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    Ask me (SpexyAshleigh) any question you want!

    no, she won't...don't bother asking
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    Top 10 Deadliest *******

    yeah mine flipped **** over it too, oh well :dunno:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    blaze of glory by bon jovi
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    Proof Chicks Have Skidmarks!

    only people who've lived with one or been with one for any amount of time...
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    Browsers...

    meh, firefox is working pretty well for me...next to no issues, chrome worked well it just didn't tickle my fancy...
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    Word scramble

    yeaaah, i got all those wrong according to the answers, but it seemed sooo right!
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    Vampirella wants to suck your *****!

    i dunno, she has a nice body and looks hella kinky...i'm down, looks fun!
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    Fuck the system

    you're cool
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    Have you ever met a porn star in person?

    that's it? pshhh...let me know when you're throwing parties with large numbers of pornstars in attendance, then i'll take notice! oh wait...nevermind :o edit: how bout the first pornstar you met?
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    ★Miss FreeOnes Round 3! December 16th to January 1st!★

    have fun miss H and merry chirstmas!
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    Browsers...

    yeah, well you too then! :facepalm:chrome:facepalm:
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    Nice Problem To Have

    yes indeed!
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    Would You Date or Marry A Porn Star?

    awww, come on, no love for the hedgehog?
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