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many thanks, good sir :hatsoff:

i'd be more into one who'd actually want to fuck me rather than simply let...i'd settle for her letting me and then actually getting into it after we started though :dunno:

what!? carmella bing has AIDS?!?!?!1? :facepalm:

oh, which ever one was rubbing my cock at a given moment

outland by celdweller

and you know that if that *** asking the question was serious he took that information to heart :facepalm:

:facepalm:

:surprise: that's cruel alisa!

i like the way you get down ;)

believe in yourself! first step is admitting there's a problem, you can do it! lol not like i'm much better, my life= lots of working, lots of gaming, some eating, some sex and a little bit of *****...but, i'm not complaining, nothin better to do in the winter up here unless you're into *****...

oh come on, you should know there's a snowballs chance in satan's colon that that'll ever happen...and people wonder why teens are so fucked up these days, hard to learn from mistakes when there's no consequences for your fucking actions...:mad:

dude, pull out of it before it's too late!

Re: The Witch Hunt Begins: Citizen Spy Network Targets Political Speech and *** Owner well..i don't think it work out too well if something like that actually took off like it's made to sound in that little clip...there would almost certainly be a civil war, except unlike the old one the lines...

psycho by puddle of mudd

six *** quota by seether

exactly...luckily there's still about 100 times more options where you are than the tiny ass town i live in up here, it's a big tourism town in the summer but winter is DEAD...luckily i have a job otherwise i'd probably do stupid **** on a regular basis to keep from losing my mind lol...anyway...

most probably, but i hardly ever remember my dreams...haven't in many years, i tend to ***** very hard and not very much most days

cliche and very common, but it's that way for a reason...hard to come up with a better first date honestly...

i was merely making a generically ignorant anti-china, pro-west comment... but anyway i haven't bothered to look up any known specs but from what i understand they're supposed to be comparable planes with the same role, though the china plane is no doubt supposed to be more advanced and capable...

hahaha yup...moral of the story: don't be a reactive, conclusion jumping cunt :thumbsup:

yeah she slowed down...coulda had a good head of steam with that run-in but she backed off :facepalm:

um...wow...i don't really know what else to say

this is 100% less shocking and repulsive than i expected :clap:

coincidence? i think not...:D

haha only the necessities i guess...only thing missing is the lube, which i'm sure is right around there somewhere

i like it, looks good on ya, naturally lol :)

congrats man, hope it can turn into something :thumbsup:

Jane, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? :D don't hurt me...

frozen by celdweller

anytime man...love 'em, seems we have a very similar taste in music that most people don't know about :thumbsup:

*repeats what everyone else is saying* :D

lol, it is actually a fake site, a big satire...if you cruise their site there's little things here and there that don't fit but if at first glance they seem very convincing and real...especially knowing how twisted people can get over religion...but never underestimate the potential danger of...

i'd watch your back from now on buddy...just sayin, if those fuckers are real then they are full on radical cultists and it say's you're under investigation lol...good reply though :thumbsup:

fine again by seether is just winding down now...

:( hope you get better quick kimora!

if it's foreplay leading into sex then typically you don't cum...just sayin EDIT: and yes, i gladly kiss my girl after she's had my dick in her mouth

yes sir! :nanner:

still better than steven seagal...just sayin

you're waaay understating dudes hair...that is well on it's way to becoming a legit skullet my friend

what, are you saying that anonymous internet experts don't know their **** or something? well...YOU'RE WRONG!!!! rabblerabblerabble...:mad:

yup, sure have and your observation is pretty much dead on

it's k though, i'd gladly warm her up afterwards...i'm a nice guy like that :hatsoff:

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs i'm not sure but i don't think it would be conducive to a well-rounded exercise routine to be honest...i'm thinking it would be a little biased towards the dominant hand :2 cents:

so she found her acting niche...i'm not gonna talk **** on her about that, she plays a badass motherfucker very convincingly, she'd probably kick the **** out of me and look damn sexy while doing so ;)

yeah, it happens :facepalm:

funny, the stripper in vegas thing kinda has me intrigued...:dunno:

"Grape pancakes anyone?"

shoulda known better on a wednesday night...the good ones only work weekends ;)

dick *******...no amount of words in any language known to man can convey the sheer awesomeness of that character...if he were a real person the universe would end.

that's worse than a chinese knock-off...north korea perhaps?