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    How big is your willy?

    have fun pleasuring a mare... my penis is a lil over 7 inches if anyone actually cares
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    Guys, what do you **** the most about masturbating?

    wrong but oh sooo right ;)
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    Any girls into anal sex all the time?

    pussy...i'm disappointed in you :nono:
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    stroking my cock

    i've heard that will cause blindness...just a tip ;)
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    AA Barbie

    :facepalm: nice one though :)
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    What are you listening to right now?

    life by ****** machine ***
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    young jenna jameson research

    your age is showing, just thought i'd let you know ;) :D
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    for metalhead ONLY!!! AGAIN

    haha, right on...i'm currently working on getting mine going again after sitting with previous owners for about that long, just dropped a new motor in and a few odds and ends and it should be on the road again
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    Guys, what do you **** the most about masturbating?

    sounds like you're doing something wrong there brochowski
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    I'm not a virgin!

    unfortunately true in many cases, but being a gentleman works out better if you actually want something worthwhile that can last...
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    Chinese stealth fighter flies!

    fuckin F-22 rip-off...bastards! :D
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    for metalhead ONLY!!! AGAIN

    hey now, i have a primered chevy nova don't talk ****...:D anyway, i'm gonna go with darkthrone on this one but i'm not really a fan of either honestly
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    Julia Bond vs. Sasha Grey who's the hottest?

    julia bond slightly
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    Scene from new Simpsons movie

    the proportions are just all fucked up in that picture...fire the new cartoonist and put an ad in the paper for a new one...
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    Tevez and Ferdinand get stuck right in

    and ferdinand learns that 'fist' is a verb as well as a noun...
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    Andronicus has a way with women.

    oh god...:facepalm:
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    For The Love Of God

    he can help himself alllll niiight looong ;)
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    should i text a girl that ive never talked to before?

    yes, why are you even asking? :facepalm:
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    At The Good Old Hockey Game

    :D no worries, carry on :hatsoff:
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    Found an old picture of Dirk on Christmas

    yes. where there's a will, there's a way ;)
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    LurkingDirk finally unmasked!

    :facepalm::facepalm:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    can't take this by orgy
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    Pass the popcorn

    yes. yes indeed we do!
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    Pussy Too Good?

    ahahaha, yeah i **** that guy right now...just sayin :D
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    *****

    the looser the waistband the deeper the quicksand :love-smi:
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    Sadness pesonified

    i wouldn't fuck her with GregC's dick...serious
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    At The Good Old Hockey Game

    excuse me, they are NOT playing hockey :facepalm:
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    online dating

    a firewalls like a diaphragm...outdated and unreliable at keeping the really bad stuff out and no protection for communicable viruses
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    Pass the popcorn

    i don't really know, but i'd definitely be down to share some of her popcorn :D
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    you're very welcome...and i'm glad you had fun cause if you didn't then i'd have to say you were...

    you're very welcome...and i'm glad you had fun cause if you didn't then i'd have to say you were in it for the wrong reasons :)
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    I Haven't Missed an Episode of Sarah Palin'a Alaska!

    god i honestly wish that woman would fade away to obscurity again and quick...she's an embarrassment to alaska and anyone who happens to agree with her on any issues...
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    your biggest Sexual Fantasy

    bates123, are you related to baconsalt?
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    What are you listening to right now?

    was sex machine by dope, just changed to above as below by samael
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    Rep. Gabrielle Giffords YouTube channel is subscribed to her attackers YouTube Chan!

    Re: Rep. Gabrielle Giffords YouTube channel is subscribed to her attackers YouTube Ch well, regardless of the reasons, it worked...now everybody and their braindead ****** in law knows about her only a week ago she was pretty much a complete nobody outside her state except for people who...
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    Reviews of chatroulette, shufflepeople, omegle

    actually he does...if you stick around you will learn things like that
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    The Most Famous Gay Pornstar

    why don't you go cruise a gay porn forum? :dunno:
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    Reviews of chatroulette, shufflepeople, omegle

    thanks for the info! :thumbsup:
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    A photo to use for noobs.

    so i'm relevant? amazing!
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    I just came...

    i didn't...:(
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    Rep. Gabrielle Giffords YouTube channel is subscribed to her attackers YouTube Chan!

    Re: Rep. Gabrielle Giffords YouTube channel is subscribed to her attackers YouTube Ch it seems pretty obvious that this was a set-up, she was to be intentionally shot and wounded but not fatally so as to hugely boost her popularity! just like in machete! robert rodriguez has it down...it all...
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    It's About to Get a Lot Less Pink Around Here.

    oh i don't think that could possibly have anything to do with it...ok maybe just a little anyway, i only voted for girls who actually participate on this board and are a familiar sight around here, ashleigh, miss hybrid, jane b, alisa etc...
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    How's your sex life?

    my sex life is great personally, nothing worth complaining about :)
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    *****

    i like how his ass-cheeks continue halfway up his back
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    It's About to Get a Lot Less Pink Around Here.

    that's AMAZING you actually took the time to line the arrow up with your post count...how cute! :D
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    big congrats Miss Just Entering For Shits and Giggles or something like that :D good job anyway...

    big congrats Miss Just Entering For Shits and Giggles or something like that :D good job anyway :glugglug:
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    >>> Miss FreeOnes Winners HERE!

    big congratulations to all you girls!
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    My weddings preparations continue...

    did your wife recently buy a strap-on?
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    that's a bummer, sorry ya couldn't ski with them...for some reason i seem to remember something...

    that's a bummer, sorry ya couldn't ski with them...for some reason i seem to remember something about you being pretty into skiing? anyway, i'm doing pretty good, happy with where my life's going and how things are working out these days :)
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    Apocalypse?

    it's obviously china's secret new satellite mounted gayzor in low-earth orbit (extremely intense gamma ray laser ;)) they're testing and guess who'll be next? just wait, months from now entire trailer parks in the mid-west will be dying off!
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