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    What are you listening to right now?

    next to nothing by darkseed
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    What confounds you?

    mmk, i get it, there will be no answering of anyone's questions from me :nono:
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    What confounds you?

    this thread confounds me...is that a rhetorical question or are we supposed to answer it? are we supposed to post about what confounds us? are we supposed to answer people confusions? :helpme:
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    Free Handjobs!

    hey now, two out the three voices in my head have it together pretty decently...that third one though, man, let's just not talk about that one :o
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    Naomi Wolf on Why Porn Turns Men Of The Real Thing

    really? it just makes me want to have sex more...whenever i go a week or more without sex i start getting tired of masturbating, and that's usually only once a day at most...as far as porn worthy, this woman clearly hasn't seen much of the porn that's out there, if it exists there's porn for it ;)
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    How often do you masturbate?

    that's a great quote chica, i like the way you think :)
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    What's Ya'll Favorite Music

    ya know what? I **** THE BANDS YOU LIKE! :mad: :D
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    Europeans View of World

    inter-species erotica ;):*****:
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    The hardest ****(s) you've been on?

    personally, hardly anything, been around most all of it though, just never got into it and everyone i was around who happened to be doing random ***** accepted that :dunno:
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    What Do You Think Of The Niece Of George W. Bush

    i'd wouldn't kick her out of my bed so long as she behaved :2 cents:
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    Free Handjobs!

    i'll be in contact if i'm ever going to be in the phoenix area, which is kinda unlikely, but hey ya never know
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    Sick of winter? Too bad! Another storm heads East

    ironically it's snowing here now...which i'm actually stoked about, unlike most of the rest of the country :D
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    Freeones and your signicant other

    what if you do both? :confused:
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    not funny at all - but i'm really wondering

    ummm, why not? people will literally buy anything...
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    They call me the pizza man....

    hey, i'm eating pizza right now! that's neat...:D
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    GregC focuses on modeling during hiatus

    those are prime blowjob lips, no teeth showing either! :thumbsup:
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    It's your birthday!

    whoa whoa whoa, hold the phone, that thing has a genuine vagina! where's the dick? i'm confused...this totally out of place in the funny pictures department :confused:
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    Ask me (SpexyAshleigh) any question you want!

    there you go again ashleigh, breaking hearts, crushing dreams, dashing delusions :(
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    Sick of winter? Too bad! Another storm heads East

    sick of winter? move to alaska and have all the 40° F and rain you could ever want out of a winter! practically no snow this year where i live, which is both annoying and hilarious
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    Interested to get people's opinions on this.

    i would've stopped unless i had somewhere to be where my presence was absolutely crucial
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    Kylia ****** it...

    there were a couple trenches, but nothing worth expounding over
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    iPhone has a mind of it's own.

    hmmm, all but one that i saw on there were iphones...coincidence? i think not...
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    A last minute Oscar contender

    Double You Tee Fuck?
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    Ask me (mrtrebus) any question ya want

    could you reflect on the tags this thread has attached to it?
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    Whopper vs Big Mac

    of those two whopper by far, but there's waaaaaaay better options out there
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    Super Bowl Winner....Pick 'Em

    steelers got this one
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    What are you listening to right now?

    the hunt by sepultura
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    Doomsday Vault in Norway

    2012 AND THE DOOMSDAY VAULT , Is there a connection? Doomsday Vault: Mass Extinction On The Horizon & Someone Knows Something You Dont! it's a warning! better start digging your own bunker and stocking up on food NOW! DON'T WAIT! DOOM IS LOOMING! SAVE YOURSELVES!!! there, how was that? :D
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    Was 9 year old Arizona girl and her ****** shot dead by 'anti-immigrant vigilantes'?

    Re: Was 9 year old Arizona girl and her ****** shot dead by 'anti-immigrant vigilante oh yes, yet another reminder of why i'm glad to live where i live, shitty as it may be in it's own ways...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    you're going down by sick puppies
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    All these scale of hotness threads suck

    liek suck cocks, amirite?! :D:facepalm:
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    should we castrate sex offenders?!?!

    in a clear cut serious sex crime with solid evidence i'd say first offense-castration, second offense-death...how easy rapists get treated most of the time sickens me...that said, cases would have to be made stronger with REAL evidence to avoid vindictive, despicable women from making claims and...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    pig society by dope
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    Bursting Out

    those are some sweet slippers!
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    Tell me it's not ****!

    yup, that's most likely ****
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    A survey:

    ignore the adam's apple...;)
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    T&a

    good answer, i like the way you think ;)
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    Should I ****** Violet?

    roald, i think i **** you...gisele, you should've already known the answer :D
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    Why I like bottled water better.

    haha, well i'll make it a point to **** in the mixture :D
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    T&a

    which end?
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    Russia must replace Kalashnikovs with American and French rifles?

    a real rifleman with any skill wouldn't be using full auto anyway, that's just ridiculous, wasteful and ineffective in most situations...a small group of well trained riflemen with good semi-automatic rifles would decimate a much larger group of goons blazing away on full-auto...suppressing...
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    Salma Hayek New Looks!!!

    two are much more aesthetically appealing, plus more balanced and more conducive to titty fucking :)
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    flexyart

    looks like 21 fat, inflexible menopausal feminists viewed that video...
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    Anybody want a go

    i dunno, russians are pretty resilient to that sort of thing...:D
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    The Power of Makeup: Comparing Women With & Without

    Re: Makeup makes a difference? no way! they look like real people in the flesh? amazing...i'll take a girl who doesn't wear much makeup and looks great that way, but that's just me...make up is supposed to accent and emphasize the face's natural beauty, not create something different or create...
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    Anybody want a go

    well they did a little at least...the "bungie cord" was the right length at least, there's a video of them doing it again some other time also
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    VV was here...

    no, just an average night of anal sex with the wife...now you know why she rejects him so often ;)
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    Beetlejuice

    any time :hatsoff: :glugglug:
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