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i'm gonna call dibs on the bottom one :dunno:

cause you just can't resist...you know the curiosity would tear you apart inside if you didn't click one of them :D

scenery for sure...very peaceful just driving a country road enjoying the world go by, much like going for walk in the middle of nowhere

lose yourself by eminem

do you find that you get along better with other chicks or guys? in general

funny how much bigger the dude on the rights legs are than the other guys...

cross-breeding of marines and ninjas, fucking scary ****

look at those pussy lips! :banana:

where's WTC7 when we need him? i'm sure he knows the truth behind all this!

i like how nonchalant the *** is...perfect candidate for one of those Fuck Yeaaa captions

i do that all the time! after the first couple rounds you really start getting used to it and then nothing else will do ;)

nomnomnom!!!

nope, i noticed that too...and the blue paint in the background, and the little school buses too

good man, i like your style ;)

hey whatever quenches the thirst :dunno:

fuck a chick? a straight one...:facepalm:

gotta say that doesn't look too healthy :2 cents:

damn straight ;)

they're all humanoids so it's not that far out...:dunno:

zero seconds flat ;)

personally i couldn't cum my first time but that's just me :dunno: to the OP, as others have said the only thing real sex has in common with masturbation is that it involves stimulating your penis to the point of sexual release...that's it, you will most likely not fuck worth a **** at first...

this plus being willing to do anything remotely sexual on film helps...ya know, like take a cock up the ass and either like it or pretend ;) next option, break into on of those "special interest" porn sites like fat ugly guy site, tiny cock site, disgusting *insert feature here* site...or a...

yes, i've become quite jaded too...try harder vodkaz!

amazing...simply amazing :clap:

not a sexy penis. :2 cents:

does that woman have no shame? that she would let a pic of her like that be taken in the first place is one thing, but to have it then posted on the internet, un-fucking-believable...she should have the modesty to at least shave her ass crack, seriously, what the fuck? if you have time to use...

her nostril is weirding me out a bit to be honest...and her crazy eyes, seriously, who's crosseyed with one up and one focused like that? c'mon now :facepalm:

ah hell yeah, good times! reminds me of college...wait, what? :o

yes, very much so

i actually really dislike that breed of dog :mad:

they have lots of down time and if a guy blows it too early they'll keep going as soon as he can get hard again...they're well practiced at fucking but they're just men, it's not like they're instantly better at it than a normal person just because they make a living at it...just like porn...

short for grenade which from what i've gathered, a grenade is the ugly chick your wing man is supposed to "fall on" so you can get the hottie...alexp or someone more enlightened can probably straighten that out if i'm wrong...and adronicus, sounds like you need some new friends :2 cents:

legal adult age or after the balls have dropped, whichever comes last...mental maturity need not apply ;)

dude, 100% honest here...you need to get a job, a life and get laid, pay if you have to (this is where the job comes in handy)...for fucks sake, you will literally wear your dick away with that much stroking broski...that is if you're actually telling the truth, if you're lying then fuck you...

hey now, i can pick out most of them, except africa which has a clean slate of nations every decade it seems...

trailer makes it looks like 300 with roman gladiators...that's all i've seen of it, entertaining i presume?

close-minded, ignorant and insecure morons are close-minded, ignorant and insecure...or so i've heard anyway ;)

that's a great company slogan, more like a "win" in my book...

so wait, what's going on here? someone explain so i don't have to ask my parents :o

snooki's a straight up 'nade :D

not being happy with where i'm at in life, losing loved ones, reaching the end of my live and being dissatisfied with where i'm at and what i've done in my life...that's about it really

yeah black metal's more of a norway thing...ironic piece of trivia, the upside-down cross used by many "satan-worshipers" as a defiance to god is actually a traditional sign of humility before god and jesus...st. somethingorotheriforgethisname requested to be crucified upside down because he...

i'd be down...in the rare event you ever actually venture up to alaska lemme know :D

i think that's a little unhealthy there brahski...just sayin

congrats gisele! :thumbsup:

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oh fuck! NOT ANOTHER END OF THE WORLD DATE!?!?!!?! :tinhat:

i don't like the way jesse fucks on screen, not very attractive IMO, she is a lot better looking in person than on screen though, very high energy and TINY...i think rileys better looking so i voted for her but if i had to choose one to chill with and/or fuck it'd be jesse, she seems like she'd...

ahhhh that's a big negative there ghost rider...don't **** it but i'm pretty well indifferent :dunno:

i don't ***** :dunno: