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yeah i wouldn't kick her out of my bed :dunno:

very cool, but from the title i was expecting something 100% different...i think i've been watching porn for too long :o

yeah...i'd be ok with that also :)

personally i find it ridiculous that big, strong, manly soldiers carry guns chambered for a high velocity .22 but that's just me...they are great fun to shoot, but for combat? no...if i get a choice i'll take a .30 caliber RIFLE, thank you...:2 cents:

my gay-o-meter just redlined...:facepalm:

click link, highlight URL, hit enter, view pic ;)

why? i might strain something :o

yeah so much for the whole "girls don't ****" crap huh?

go out like a normal person perhaps? ya know to a club, singles bar, street corner, planned parenthood clinic, random addicts anonymous meeting etc...

they've stepped up their english department in schools a fair bit...three syllable words aren't too much of a stretch anymore

i was gonna say selfless actually, but whatev :dunno:

oh ****! i think he's been following me :helpme:

yeah i'm slightly jealous of my girlfriend for that...

i prefer getting those as a normal course of action for being a caring, supportive and loving boyfriend rather than being a cheap, materialistic guy who expects that from simply buying overpriced crap in red and pink and shaped like a heart but that's just me :dunno:

i will be sure to incorporate this position into one of my productions should i ever become a porn director ;)

yeah don't want anyone getting confused now :facepalm:

Re: Octomom Stars in Her Own Fetish Video that there proves that anyone can be a pornstar...

if he's a good performer than i'm sure age is not even a passing thought for most of the women...

nope. it's honestly one of those holidays i really don't like and have never been excited about...

thunderstruck by ac/dc winding down right now...followed by ultra by kmfdm

ever check to see if those things are real? i just did and that one is :)

we weren't supposed to try that at home? fuck...that explains a lot :facepalm:

no suggestions, just have fun, do what you want ;)

my penis has always been very well behaved so i very rarely had that problem :dunno:

yeah those people are ridiculous...i love pulling them out of mud pits when they decide to actually try out their new mud tires in their brand new lifted trucks, especially considering it's most often in my haggered old chevy pickup, their attempts at hiding their embarrassment is priceless :D

hmmm, deal too good to be true, ~90% baking soda ;)

one of those "overcompensating" things ya know ;)

but...it's a minivan! :facepalm:

lol, mammary intercourse? never heard it referred to that way :1orglaugh

:eek: what are those!?

well, i was gonna go find a link but there's nothing i can post to top that one :bowdown: :D

you clicked them? you're brave...

yeah something like that

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lol, now where do you get THAT idea from?

i read the first few lines...she probably WAS bored at you thrusting away furiously at her chest and perhaps you're cum is toxic? or at least just revolting and she probably wasn't that into you otherwise she might be a little more into indulging you...just sayin

if this continues i think i might start to actually miss the generic "hai guise, wots sex feel liek?" noob threads....

really? she had 34DDD's and you didn't notice they were huge? was she, by any chance, wearing a burka and/or tremendously fat?

hmmm, i've heard equivalents of all those except 7 and 9...far less dumb and submissive though...i like women who have confidence and are comfortable with themselves and do **** because they want to

please stop needlessly bumping dead threads. kthanxbai!

why is it every "new" thread i click on today is either ancient or has run it's course? check the dates! :mad:

i recommend you close your eyes or wear eye protection :facepalm:

true true, but still...frustration!

good call!

i liked when he cut captain kirks hand off and told him he was his ****** :)

sick fuck...same guy throughout if the headline is to be believed...

maybe the elephant likes it that way, extra stimulation? :dunno:

so i've heard...horribly

no but she looks like someone i know, just with larger tits :dunno:

hard to see by five finger death punch