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    Mr. Johnnystyro: Life Is Good

    cradle of filth...classic :cool:
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    Multiple BDSM questions.

    oooh petra ahhh...;):D:cthulhu: anyway, i'm down with it, nothing real extreme but it can definitely be fun
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    The Bizkit Iz Back!

    holy ear fucking jehovah's witness that is atrocious, far worse than anything they used to put out...that guitar "riff" in the first link is possibly the most sloppy, out of time thing i've ever heard from a professional recording "artist" it sounds very reminiscent of the **** i came up with...
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    most f***able face

    we just found it extremely ironic that you were editing the profanity of your text while posting on a porn forum...that's all :D
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    Tumblr anybody?

    Re: does any one use tumblr i certainly know what i'm going to be doing tonight if you know what i mean ;)
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    haha yeah it kinda is...basically the whole state has small town syndrome with the exception of...

    haha yeah it kinda is...basically the whole state has small town syndrome with the exception of the anchorage area so things tend to move a little slower, next to no "normal" night life, lots of house parties, bon fires, smokey bars and that's about it...creativity is required to keep things...
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    Cheers to all football fans!

    except it was a chick who posted that picture of herself...just sayin
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    Bad boy bad boy, what ya gonna do?

    or you can be confidant, polite and sure of yourself...that will get you a far higher class of woman than being an insecure little bitch...er..."bad boy" will ever get you...might take a bit longer as the high school girls won't be flocking to you, but you really don't want them anyway
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    most f***able face

    :glugglug:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    that's not enough by slaughter
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    Limp Bizkit is back

    those are cute shoes...
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    Do you believe in ghosts?

    sort of...i strongly believe that there is far more floating around than we can detect, label them/it as you will but i think it's entirely possible for there to be other "things" inhabiting the earth that are undetectable to us, whether they have anything to do with living beings as we know...
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    most f***able face

    :dito:
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    Best Pussy / Pussy you'd like to eat

    Re: Who has the prettiest pussy? ^that looks like it was actually a reasonably nice vagina at one time...with a little color correction and less fishing lures it could be tolerable but that little guy off there on her leg was kinda upsetting...not bad, but i've still seen worse :dunno:
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    Humanoids from the Deep

    what a fucking let down...and here i expected an invigorating thread about reptilians and this is what i get :mad: anyway, sounds kinda ridiculous to me...why would a fish person have any interest in ****** humans?
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    Reputation Problem - There is a Cap

    ^^you have no idea how close you came to getting neg repped for that one! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: luckily i had to spread some around first :brick::facepalm:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    girls got rhythm by ac/dc
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    The Velocirapture is coming.

    it's obviously a pygmysaurusrex duhhh:facepalm:
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    Ever mistaken FB for Google?

    hey, it worked!
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    White Girl Rappers and the "N-Word"

    well at least she doesn't speak like a full blown down's syndrome *** or anything...oh wait, nevermind :facepalm:
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    What Are Your Computer Specifications? Post Your Specs....

    yeah well i have a free droid i've posted on here with before...i can do cool **** with my phone too :mad:
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    21...

    definitely a good life experience! nothing like an unwanted pregnancy scare to add some zest to your life!
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    What Are Your Computer Specifications? Post Your Specs....

    mines a custom built unit with: AMD Athlon II X2 processor @ 2.90 GHz 8 GB of RAM nVidia 9600 GT with 1024 MB of memory 500 GB Hard drive A semi fancy case Bose sound system and Windows 7 which i haven't grown to like yet :( but, it works great and was far cheaper than a comparable assembly...
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    19 years old asian girl gives a sexy strip

    it's not! there's nothing remotely amusing in this photo! i think it's even a real chick and she's not even bad looking :brick:
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    What makes you happy?

    i approve, don't hear hank III mentioned too often :glugglug:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    jambi by tool
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    pornography is fornication and idolatry

    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    wicked garden by stone temple pilots
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    should I film this model?

    yeah he most likely did..speaking of which, i haven't seen that guy lately, is he still alive or did some angry boyfriend, ******, overprotective ******* or tribal leader catch up to him?
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    21...

    just throwing this out there...roommates fucking suck, especially if you're friends with them beforehand, almost always causes issues down the road that lead to you becoming less of friends...the best roommate is one you hardly know lives with you unless you find someone rare and special who you...
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Actual pic that made you cum today perhaps, but i think we know who would be posting in it the most :dunno:...does her chest say "forgive me ****** for i have sinned?"
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    Pull out or cum inside

    good question.......................so what exactly are you asking? :D
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    Mr. Rawbutt

    :dito:
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    How often do you masturbate?

    i'm sorry, i'd feel robbed then too...:(
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    What are you listening to right now?

    night songs by cinderella
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    When clipping Toenails, do you smell em?

    i don't make a habit of it but i'm sure it's happened a time or two...:dunno:
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    How often do you masturbate?

    i'll bet you had some pretty sweet dreams though...just sayin :D
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    What are you listening to right now?

    going nowhere fast by saxon
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    Britney Spears Stinks?

    and...? must have been a slow news day
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    What are you listening to right now?

    don't bite the hand that feeds by ratt
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    You might lose your balls...

    that sounds a little harsh to me...:(
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