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bitches be crazy man...:brick: thanks for the rep

'ey thanks for the rep :glugglug:

well i'd reply to this thread except its in the wrong section so i'll just pop in, troll around a bit and watch my post count +1 ;)

one doesn't come out of a penis :dunno:

yeah no ****, a little common sense goes a long ways...:facepalm:

oh they're a hell of a business, no hating on that, i just happen to find the food that they serve to be revolting...****, just thinking about makes my arteries clench up in fear :surprise:

NO!!! you failed completely, she has nice smooth skin, good proportions, evenly symmetrical face, no goiters, growths, battle scars and it even looks like she has all her teeth! way out of place in this thread :mad:

hey, with a girl like that you can stick your dick literally anywhere! so many possibilities!

lol yeah, broke my good telephoto lens too! fucking bitch... :mad:

prostitution may be ******* in many states but pornography production is legal, both pornstars and prostitutes do the same thing to make their money just the same as there's legit auto mechanics and chop shops, they do the same thing to make money but ones legal and the others ******* as ****...

i would but my camera burned down :(

wait a second, i need help understanding something here...people were actually grossed out by something while eating mcdonalds "food"? must have been pretty bad...

yeah...i noticed...i don't want to talk about it, lets just say i won't be making that mistake again :o:(

so since you mentioned it...what is your rate? :D :jk: seriously though... :shy:

what if the women you have sex with are actually hot?

yeah, he's in several other older comedies too that i never realized until he got famous

*hides behind the couch* :lurk::cthulhu:

honestly no different...as before if i work and people give me money in exchange for that...life goes on, not doing any better or worse as far as money goes, when things are tight i spend less and work more, i live a debt free life and live within my means so that makes it much easier

:D hMtZfW2z9dw

whew! i see i missed that list...good to know i'm still under the radar :)

so you're saying theres a chance? :D:love-smi:

very nice, carry on :hatsoff:

:facepalm:

ok good, just seems like in that post and several others that you aren't into it so much and you kinda sell yourself short is all

good point...:1orglaugh still, i'm sure it wouldn't have been too much of a stretch for them to come up with SOMETHING better

you sure seem to think highly of yourself and what you do...:dunno:

exactly...:goodpost:

i believe this matter is subjective case to case :2 cents:

ear plugs in the nose perhaps? :dunno:

it's just his forearm guys, nothing gets you word of mouth pussy like fisting ;)

**** goggles don't work for me...people look the same when i'm hammered as when i'm sober :dunno:

wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? 0cVlTeIATBs

i'll show you a worthless thread :mad:

just throwing this out there...this is a moronic title, third movie in on the current run of bat-man movies and the dark knight is just now rising? isn't that what batman begins was all about? more like the dark knight remains established than anything...:facepalm:

oh, people would notice. i'm kind of a big deal.

:nanner:

i am the law by anthrax

yup...the only way i would is if my significant other knew about it and was OK with it, in which case it really wouldn't be cheating :dunno:

i see ****** members! they don't know that they're ******! :eek: posting in this thread feels like flirting with jailbait...you're not sure if it's legal but you do it anyway :D

lose yourself by eminem is on now

yes quite frequently actually, usually when she's horny and i'm ****** as it almost always leads into sex...:dunno:

i hope that leads to great things...congrats on the milestone btw ;)

nope, never...i'm a skinny fucker and always have been

that's why light switches exist ;)

haha thanks for the rep big man :glugglug:

:******: just because i'm sensitive... :( jk, no offense taken :D

or watching someone lick papagmp's balls?:stir:

hey shimmy, your name came up the other day and i realized you hadn't been around in a while...good to see you're still alive :D

what if it fits with no difficulty? :(

yeah pretty much that...i'd prefer to hook up with one on a personal level like you would with a non pornstar. that's not to say i don't think highly of them, i'm just not the type to pay or do ridiculous things to score with one. i love sex and i have a lot of it but it's never been a major...