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    Things get awkward on the ****** camping trip

    haha yeah i noticed that too :D:o
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    ask MissHybrid.com xx

    what are you going to do to celebrate reaching 4000 posts?
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    female pornstars with fans (no condoms)

    i'd personally rather hook up with a woman who happened to be a pornstar and wanted to fuck me instead of her fucking me because she's a pornstar who fucks her fans if that makes sense...
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    Have You Ever Window Peeped?

    well i try to avoid actually being mean because i don't like hurting peoples feelings...once in a while i actually post helpful posts even
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    Your Turn to Add to This Story...

    this thread derailed rather quickly...you might have better luck in the games section of the board :dunno:
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    Have You Ever Window Peeped?

    i don't i'm just a sarcastic asshole who likes flipping people **** on the internet from time to time :stir:
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    The difference between bologna and baloney

    not a fan...i don't like mass produced hot dogs either, only high quality ones for me
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    Have You Ever Window Peeped?

    FIXED you spelled memories wrong:facepalm:
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    Have You Ever Been Window Peeped?

    sooo...have any of you ever caught some creeper peeping on them? or caught them peeping in someone elses window? or walked around the neighborhood stalking creepers and peeping on them from bushes and the like as they peep on your neighbors? :dunno:
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    Have You Ever Window Peeped?

    yeah no kidding...some peoples ******** man
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    How often do you masturbate?

    i'm guessing it caused the athletes to be slightly more prone to being relaxed, collected and thus more able to focus effectively instead of anxious energy...or something along those lines anyway?
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    She's a hip, hip, hippy Chick!

    the looser the waistband the deeper the quicksand ;) :D
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    Big fucking surprise...

    whew! luckily that's not my size...
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    Would you fuck this?!

    :lurk:
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    How to build bigger loads....

    a legit strategy ;)
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    Silly question concerning Greg Centauro (the performer, not the former member)

    oh ****! everyone hide quick! :surprise:
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    Have You Ever Window Peeped?

    nope i'm not a creepy fuck and i don't really give a **** what 99.9% of people are doing unless it affects me or someone i care about
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    freeones willem: A One Man Party

    probably spiked with *****...at least i would like to think so
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    How to build bigger loads....

    all good, i've found that abstaining from orgasm several days and prolonging the time of stimulation before orgasm produces more semen upon ejaculation...besides that i've heard things like lettuce and celery can help increase volume but i've never tried that so i dunno :dunno:
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    12 of the worst plastic surgery

    not anymore...:dunno:
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    How to build bigger loads....

    yeah it made me chuckle too :D
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    Have you had such a splash?

    it's actually real...don't know which movie it's from but it's a pretty famous one
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    Is FuckTeam5 Legit?

    yeah...YEAH!!! get mean! :mad:
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    Double Knock-Out..(just like they drew it up)...

    yeah no ****, they moved like amateurs...still better than these chumps though :dunno: http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6573618/guys-are-terrible-at-fighting
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    Is FuckTeam5 Legit?

    :*****:
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    Observation: American Women

    bitches be crazy...seriously though, there is a lot of nagging, stuck up women around, makes me appreciative of the ones who aren't
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    The debt ceiling

    some people in the room are obviously somewhat confused as to where ceilings are traditionally located...:facepalm:
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    US charges 72 over 'nightmare' ***** porn network

    :goodpost::nanner::clap::bowdown:
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    Double Knock-Out..(just like they drew it up)...

    we're not all from indy...people like me aren't exactly up on all the current global events, shitty internet in the igloo and such :bang:
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    How Bad Would Putin Kick Obama's Ass In A Dirty Street Fight?

    now now, get along mmmkay :facepalm:
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    Double Knock-Out..(just like they drew it up)...

    i believe that's what you call a Kodak moment :facepalm:
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    How Bad Would Putin Kick Obama's Ass In A Dirty Street Fight?

    in a real one on one fight with no countries and spec ops teams to back themselves up putin would most likely put obama on the ground almost immediately...obama simply doesn't look like he's got much of a fighters instinct
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    Queshun about rasizzem (racism)

    but he can read one fuckuva story ;)
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    Favorite insults

    meanie head :mad::mad::mad:
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    Queshun about rasizzem (racism)

    one of the major problems with the term african-american is that it misused and misleading...there's white people who are african, for example, what if they became U.S. citizens, technically they could be called african-americans and it wouldn't be wrong :2 cents:
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    Anal bleaching

    among the worst...:bang:
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    Al Pacino's ******** arrested for ******* driving

    she looks kinda like someone i know...:dunno:
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    Favorite insults

    cockstain...
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    Spinoff: Images That Drive Your Sexual Hunger.

    know how i know your gay? :D
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    Queshun about rasizzem (racism)

    :eek: i'm sorry to hear that! maybe he was right all along...:tinhat:
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    Queshun about rasizzem (racism)

    do you know WTC7 by any chance? just curious...
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    Germany's Time of Shame... **** Issue

    there's other places that have ***** down though...tito's is made in texas and is pretty good, svedka from sweden is pretty good as well...gvori is polish i belive and pretty decent as well :dunno:
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    Queshun about rasizzem (racism)

    :stir::stir::stir::stir::stir::stir:
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    Favorite insults

    douche canoe has a nice ring to it
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    most f***able face

    what! where?
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    What pisses you off?

    chronically moronic and incompetent people who have no legitimate excuse for sucking at life...
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    The photos that show how soldiers gritted their teeth for surgery in the Civil War

    Re: The photos that show how soldiers gritted their teeth for surgery in the Civil Wa yup, by todays standards people used to be unimaginably tough...not to mention they busted their asses just to feed themselves
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