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    Miss me yet?

    heard he's releasing a book...:dunno:
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    South Park gets South Park'd.

    it's an EXTREMELY tough concept to actually pull off without looking like a dumb twat
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    Petra caught on camera!

    i'm fucking jealous, they play some amazing music...
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    ************

    **** you're pulling's not cool man...kinda frowned upon ya know ;)
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    South Park gets South Park'd.

    this :dito:
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    To Do PORN or Not to do PORN..that is the question?!

    do what feels right samantha. best advice i can give, good luck and have fun with whatever you choose to do :)
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    Miss me yet?

    well...**** was already on a slippery slope before he came along so at that point there wasn't anything that a close minded twat from either party could've done right...as evidenced by our current situation, neither party has a solid answer because their too finely focused on beating the other...
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    yeah no problem man...anyway, do **** for the right reasons and be true to yourself cheers mate...

    yeah no problem man...anyway, do **** for the right reasons and be true to yourself cheers mate :glugglug:
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    How to deal with racism at work

    jeeeez, some people have no sense of humor :facepalm:
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs well, we can still post 'em as links but you're right...it isn't the same :(
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    Would you do ***** to become someone's friend?

    no doubt a solid possibility :dunno:
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    Babes & Porn Stars in Halloween Costumes

    not sure if i have a favorite but my fiancee is going as a pirate hooker this year :dunno:
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    liptons iced tea
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    Would you do ***** to become someone's friend?

    i'm not saying LSD is one of the most dangerous ***** out there i'm just saying that it IS capable of causing long lasting damage when consumed heavily and in excess...i have actually seen it happen and know of people who receive medication at psychiatric institutes in order to remain on a...
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    No sex-day

    seems more like a loss instead of a gain to me...:2 cents:
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    In love with 2 women and sex?

    i know, what a let down :facepalm: hopefully this full report is fucking stellar!
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    Dont you **** it when...

    yeah i had no respect for teachers/professors like that...:dunno:
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    Cum, Facials? The money shot: State your opinion.

    facials can be pretty fun if the chick doesn't mind them but most of the time i prefer to just cum on her belly or ass/back
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    Hellllo, Boys and Girls!! ;)

    such things should NOT be uttered :mad:
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    What sex toy should I get?

    nice! i may be interested...:shy:
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    Would you do ***** to become someone's friend?

    first off, NO! do the ***** only if YOU want to for YOU and not any other reason. if she actually wants to be your friend and be a real friend then she will respect whether or not you do any kind of *****...i've had A LOT of stoner friends and i've spent a lot of time chilling with them and it...
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    Hellllo, Boys!! ;)

    nice pic! vanilla, i don't just say this about anyone, but you look fucking amazing...thought you'd like to know :yesyes:
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    No sex-day

    :dito: i'd forget and fucking screw it all up anyway...i'm terrible at those special days and such :facepalm:
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    39 wives?

    yeah how about fuck that...sounds like hell to me
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    Dont you **** it when...

    i've honestly never talked specifically about porn with anyone that i can think of...interesting
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    Hellllo, Boys!! ;)

    pretty much the same old **** talking ya know...and ogling over beautiful women...good times all around :)
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    Blimp Questions

    some good info right there...:goodpost:
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    Want To Visit The Danes?

    :1orglaugh good find good sir :clap:
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    What pisses you off?

    the concept of insurance in general...sheer thievery, plain and simple
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    Hi! I am a 47 year old grown man and I like Cap'n Crunch

    that's some serious cereal history...:surprise:
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    Dragonforce is sic!!

    well the singer is very weak, but that *** actually did impressively well on the guitar...
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    How many blondes does ik take to finish a race?

    obviously a little dodge to one side is asking too much...:dunno:
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    How big is your dick?

    ;) LnzYG0ZkrXg
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    ... Axl?

    he did contribute some decent backup vocals in sebastian bach's solo album angel down a few years back on three tracks :dunno:
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    I know the guy who created Google Maps.

    that part made me chuckle...:facepalm:
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    That's one way of doing it!

    nice, good thinking :hatsoff:
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    Nastiest thing you've ever seen in a porn?

    oh nice, what a gem of a thread to see back! :)
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    What happens to all the furniture in porn?

    probably in a house owned by one of their directors and/or producers...:2 cents:
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Actual pic that made you cum today good idea! :clap:
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs pimpandhost is also free if i remember correctly...pretty much no reason not to make an account
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    Hugh failure live on German television

    wow, not only dumb but stupid too! haha
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    Man rips out his own eyes. In church.

    people like that need to be dressed like this...
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    Does my GF looks like Britneys Spears

    Fixed. anyway, OP, time to get her to hold a sign with your screen name on it while she's wearing a red shirt and crossing her eyes with her tongue sticking out :facepalm:
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    Who is the most beautiful and sweetest clitoris ?e?

    :facepalm::bang::brick: is it bad that i had several ideas flash through my head of new porn niches that chick could fill?
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    A "pornstar" name!.

    well mine would be either sergeant ocean or diesel ocean, depending on where you went with the pet part...growing up the former, as an adult the latter...:dunno:
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    Best Cheap *******?

    i always thought canadian monarch was pretty good for cheap *******...
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    who is the best mexican pornstar in your opinion?

    not sure i can name a legitimately mexican pornstar as a favorite as there are A LOT of pretenders out there
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    Another blow to Ohio

    i take it you moved?
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