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    Chameleon eyes

    it's actually photochopped methinks :bang:
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    What's the point of a huge dick...

    ^that girl could use a lil trim :2 cents:
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    Rolex

    :1orglaugh
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    left tit or right tit?

    yes, good times :D
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    Anyone else want a **** girl?

    yes, exactly what i'm saying :glugglug:
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    :D thanks for the rep

    :D thanks for the rep
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    Ron Jeremy needs to retire!

    so would you enjoy watching an action movie in which the actors has realistic prop guns or would it be just as acceptable for them to use super soakers? would you watch a medieval themed movie in which the actors used tree branches for their fight scenes or would realistic swords be better...
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    OCSM's, girth or length, what do u prefer?

    yeah me too! i mean, yeah, that's what most girls tell me they like best...:facepalm:
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    Take ur order 1, 2 or 3 .........

    i'd take 2 first
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    Anyone else want a **** girl?

    not necessarily into **** girls but girls with a country side to them are fucking hot...nothing wrong with girly girls but i'd prefer to spend my time around a girl who isn't scared of dirt but still has a pretty lady side to her
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    Why do pornstars retire?

    probably because they get tired of it and want to move on to something different...just like anything else oh, and STD's aren't as common as you may think, after all, their ability to find work in porn kinda depends on them staying healthy
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    Toilet Instructions

    do they even have sinks in our bath rooms? i haven't noticed...
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    Got my invite for the party this weekend!

    sorry but your photo has been shopped, those are actually overweight dudes from jersey :dunno:
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    Who is in your avatar?

    a car, duhh! :facepalm:
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    Have you ever been caught wanking?

    i'm assuming the new found attitude ended with an ass kicking from the aging ******? :dunno:
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    Ron Jeremy needs to retire!

    i care, i don't want to see some hottie being fucked by an ugly ass dude, he should be in reasonably decent physical condition at least, it makes the scene a lot better IMO
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