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    What girls think about during sex

    don't tell anyone but chicks really do actually enjoy sex...a lot, but it's a secret ;)
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    11/11/11

    but this one goes to eleven...;)
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    Capitalism - Am I correct?

    well...in any system there are those who have their **** together and those who barely get by, same with in nature, same with any living thing, some get **** done and thrive, others starve but most simply get by creeping through life
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    What was the first car (vehicle) you ever owned?

    1982 Dodge W150 pickup with a 225 slant 6...my *** bought it so he could sell it to me, i still miss that truck sometimes :(
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    Petra! Roald Is Having Sex With The Servers Again!

    like a BOSS! :facepalm:
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    40 + 40 x 0 + 1= ?

    as written with no parenthesis this is the correct answer, explained correctly
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    Big black Ass! Booom!!!!!!

    ehhh, i'll pass thanks...you can have that one all to yourself roaldy! :D
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    Modern ******

    neither can i
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    I like guitars. I have a bunch of them.

    i like guitars as well and i used to have a few but now i'm down to my jackson dkmg with dimarzio pickups and a cheapo first act acoustic that won't stay in tune
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    you're welcome...wish i could help :dunno:

    you're welcome...wish i could help :dunno:
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    Earthquake Hits Oklahoma

    no ****, that sounds like a bad time!
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    Would you ever jerk off for a pornstar in a group cam?

    i would, but i don't have a webcam :dunno:
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    First time you got laid...

    in a bed in a house when i was 16, nowhere special but it was a good time...a month or two before i nearly lost it in a tent at a bonfire on the beach but i was too hammered to function at the time
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    Earthquake Hits Oklahoma

    5.6 magnitude is weak...must have been pretty damn shallow
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    This has got to be the best strip act ever (video)

    i'm sorry ma'am but that was not enjoyable :(
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    How quick do you cum?

    as quickly as i want to
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    I like who I am. Do you like who you are?

    I like me...:shy:
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    ***** and Hungry!

    yes, many extra early morning dennys runs were made during my time in college as well..good times
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    Oh Wow! Oh Wow! Oh Wow!

    ehh...not sure how i feel about it yet, after some time i'm pretty certain it will be fine
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    how many members are going to leave freeones because of the new changes?

    i'm not going anywhere, that'd be kinda silly IMO
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    View this thread. Trust me.

    perhaps he's turned over a new leaf...or it's all a big, elaborate trap :dunno::D
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    Push it to the Limit!

    :facepalm: good find lol :bang:
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    I Freeze Every Winter

    exactly...right up until the point when you ladies turn your internal heaters on and transform the bed into a flipping oven...it's amazing how that works :D
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    Why do people eat *******?

    cause ******* taste fucking awesome that's why. :cool:
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    What kind of mouse pad do you have?

    it's an EVS Sports mouse pad with a picture of travis pastrana pulling a double backflip at the x-games (motocross)
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    World Population to Reach 7 Billion on Monday

    BAD IDEA! you wouldn't like it here, i promise...we have igloos and polar bears and angry penguins and rampaging eskimos, it's really an unpleasant place to be :mad:
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    I Freeze Every Winter

    dude...fucking with scandinavians is a bad call, just sayin...
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    Gay man tied to lamp post and set on fire.

    ****** can be justified in certain cases in my book...****, on the other hand, is fucking inexcusable, never a legitimate reason for that ****
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    What are you listening to right now?

    the first time by loser
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    Best Car Movies

    i said.../THREAD :mad::hairpull::brick::bang: just kidding really...i'm having one of my episodes here so i apologize :shy:
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    15 Dumbest Sex Myths (weeeee)

    he can be quite frightening when he gets upset :(
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    I nominate myself for global mod/admin

    oooh oooh hai guise! wats up?!? :facepalm: :stfu:
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    Best Car Movies

    The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift /Thread :stir::stir::stir:
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    I ran over smashed jack-o-lanterns tonight

    or you could fill them with nitroglycerin capsules*...just some food for thought ;) *Disclaimer: Death-Proof-69 (hereafter referred to as "User") does not condone the usage of explosives in uncontrolled environments in which persons and/or property are subject to destruction, incineration or...
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    Who are the cool supa fly thunder cat members on here?

    I'm supa fly brah :cool:
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    Endurance

    yeaaahhh, i haven't...
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    Help Me Out Here - I Got Nothin'

    ummm...yeah, i'll be leaving now...:lurk:
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    Atlantith

    vodkaz back. tell a friend!
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    Is your wife/girlfriend a good cook?

    yeah she's a very good cook and she really enjoys cooking, unfortunately she works nights so i don't get to enjoy it very often though...:(
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    Never Thought It Was Possible For Chicks To Rock This Hard

    well...this is not rock and roll by any stretch of the genre, but there are still plenty of real rock bands out there ya just have to look a bit as they're not so much in the limelight same...nothing spectacular, weak, bland and generic all around in my opinion, i've heard far better from both...
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    What happens before a video shoot

    and get lubed up...
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    South Park gets South Park'd.

    bingo! :facepalm:
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    ************

    i meant discussing other forums actually...pretty sure that's against the rules :dunno:
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    Atlantith

    tCrvj32n6hc on another note, yeth i do believe thomething of the thort exthited :facepalm: can't believe myself sometimes
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