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it doesn't bother me when i do it though or when miss veronica vice does it ;):D

guys who double post!!! :mad::brick::bang::flame::dislike::hairpull: :cthulhu::facepalm::D

i don't care, he seems alright to me, i doubt either of them are looking for much real substance in the other, mostly just a good time with someone who understands and is ok with their extra curricular activities...

what about soft abs and small dicks, you got a use for those too? :o

^even though the rep thing doesn't work for you i still did it...anyway, to expound further on nikkis post, the part about not playing games and leading on is a waste of time and assuming you're dating adult women, remember that they have lives and most likely don't have spare time for some guy...

are you implying that the rest of us appear normal? :eek:

in all honesty i'd suggest being direct and not trying to find ways to word things eloquently or smoothly just say it how it is...you'll be less likely to get mixed up in what you're saying, she'll understand you better and it will be all around better communication which will leave less mood...

sooo, if this list were true why is it pretty much everyone chick i've ever met or seen who's turned on by guys with cars/trucks are into guys with fast cars, big lifted trucks or shiny escalades with big rims?

keep in mind most womens vaginas won't take all of a 9-12 inch cock without serious discomfort and/or damage...people are meant to fit together so the average penis will fill the average vagina pretty well...if a couple can't figure out how to get each other off with what they've got then that's...

:dito::goodpost:

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i've found that girls these days don't appreciate scrotum hair like they used to...best invest in a razor ;)

i seem to be fresh out of pics to contribute to this thread...sorry!

anytime! they're a good band :glugglug:!

know how i know you're asexual? :D

the ride to hel by tyr

this...duhh, jeez ashleigh you have no idea what women like :facepalm:

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yeah that's right...pretty much my theme song right here :facepalm: Muj26g3eugU

painting shadows by dead by april

god...those movies were all terrible to begin with i can't imagine something worse

good call...looks like a pretty neat instrument actually, never played one but there's more to them then a simple hick picker like they're often thought of as

is that a really bad parody of a really bad parody series like it sounds like? :facepalm:

real banjo i presume cause you could always cheat and go with a banjo that has a guitar neck...

it's cool i'm chill, and actually it's a good pic so thanks for posting, just that meme in general is annoying to me :dunno:

i wouldn't be surprised

raze by exodus

i'm pretty alright at guitar, i'd like to be better but that's simply a matter of practicing a little bit more as i have most of the techniques down including the more "advanced" ones...drums are an instrument i'm not very good at that would be a lot of fun to be better at so i'll go with that one

well, now that you mention it there are quite a few lesbians around my town...might be something to that :doa82:

sins of omission by testament

clearly none of these women have seen my penis, otherwise they would have a much different outlook on the matter ;):facepalm:

yeah, ironically it does nothing but make them look foolish to me...

well if you change your mind i'm pretty sure he's got one...:dunno:

i happen to know where they can be found...just sayin

that ones pretty much pissed me off since it's start...it's pretty much never funny and almost always makes zero sense

:D all good

k.i.n.g. by satyricon

fermented offal discharge by necrophagist

it's all good, just didn't sound very appealing :1orglaugh

i pretty much fit none of the qualifications so i guess i'm S.O.L. :brick:

i'll bet that get's the ladies lined up around the block...:D

i'm happy to report i've never encountered anything of that nature...we need a relieved smiley for times like this, wiping sweat off it's brow or something...and a chin rubbing smiley :cool:

that almost* made me want to go to mcdonalds *the thought momentarily crossed my mind

damn...for once, i don't know what to say

dude, not the best way to phrase that...just sayin

that's good to hear! i'd imagine it's a lot like a girl losing her virginity, obviously it's gonna be painful and/or uncomfortable at first and not really start to feel good until she's done it a few times

had some kokanee ****, some blue moon and a shot of jack daniels a lil while earlier

you should definitely have sex with her stat to avoid the risk of catching the gay yourself ;)

^good advice cindy...it's nice to hear advice from ladies who enjoy it, i wish more women would take the time to work up to it the right way that way there would be less women out there who've closed out the idea completely due to one time they tried it with a guy who didn't know what he was doing