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    What are you listening to right now?

    metal thrashing mad by anthrax
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    the landing strip pussy hair?

    i like a clean vagina with neat and tidy pubic hair, bald or closely trimmed doesn't matter to me...
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    I'm New!

    welcome to the board zoey! hope you have fun here :)
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    Ron Jeremy needs to retire!

    sounds to me like some body is a wee bit jealous of ron but that's my $.02
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    Please, PLEASE explain this photo

    nice! got room for one more? you can film if you'd like :D
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    had some jack daniels a lil bit ago
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    Elisha Cuthbert or Kate Beckinsale?

    kate beckinsale...
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    Happiest States of 2011: The List

    hmmm, now that you mention it people around here do seem to be pretty happy...lots of work, lots of ********, lots of ***** and lots of sex to be had with worn out bar sluts, could be worse i suppose :dunno:
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    Have you ever seen your mum naked?

    yes i have, it's really no big deal, i grew out of being interested in it when i hit double digits...oh and hts108, stop acting like a *****, kthxbai:bang:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    the call of ktulu by metallica
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    Best Pussy / Pussy you'd like to eat

    Re: Who has the prettiest pussy? ^ your links weren't good for me...just sayin
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    Have you ever been caught wanking?

    yeah i have a few times here and there...never been a big deal though :dunno:
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    Please, PLEASE explain this photo

    you're kind of a big deal around here :dunno:
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    Irony illustrated

    nice thread, good pics...hadn't seen many of those
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    Please, PLEASE explain this photo

    in that case, i am pleased :)
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    Ask me (SpexyAshleigh) any question you want!

    dammit tittyman, why didn't i think of that :mad: which brings up the question...ashleigh, do girls/women in your part of the world have a specific word or words they use in reference to being wet/turned on or having a female boner as you put it? just curious :D
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    Most times you masturbated in 1 day?

    i'm happily in a serious, long term relationship, live with my fiance and have sex very frequently and i post here on a regular basis
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    CL personals is so lame.

    oh yeah, i've had great luck with craigslist, purchased and sold many vehicles on that site...that is what we're talking about right? :dunno:
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    Best Pussy / Pussy you'd like to eat

    Re: Who has the prettiest pussy? don't say that around here unless you want that theory dis proven...i wish i still thought that way
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    any time!

    any time!
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    To all the ladys ,

    YES THEY DO!!! :******:
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    Soooooooooo Horny

    FUCK!!! ASS!!! and i'm neither useless nor middle aged! :mad:
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    Porn is played out

    what a remarkably broad and generalized statement...watch better porn
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    RIP firefox, it was nice knowing you

    ya know what, fuck all of y'all's modern browsers yeah that's right, navigating the net like a BOSS! :cool:
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    Ask me (SpexyAshleigh) any question you want!

    happy birthday ashleigh!!!
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    Soooooooooo Horny

    strangely enough i'm craving a hamburger now, not sure why...anyway, check out this picture of my very special friend with benefits here, i think you'll be turned on, everyone tells me i have good taste and trust me this is a fun one to get down and dirty with, if ya know what i mean...
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    [NSFW] Which actress you prefer for **** scene in movie?

    i fail to see the excitement in ****...but that's just me :dunno:
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    Ask me (SpexyAshleigh) any question you want!

    nice, sounds pretty cool, mines been good, working an ass ton so not much exciting, we've had great weather though i'm just usually wiped out on my one day off lol...going on vacation in a month though so that'll be nice, can't complain about being busy though cause winter usually grinds to a...
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    I post a picture of your future wife

    thanks revamp, you picked me a good one...ivana is a cool chick :)
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    Best place to meet people?

    there's always prostitutes :dunno:
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    Best place to meet people?

    solid advice...if you can't land a aging, over the hill bar slut then you might as well become a priest :angels:
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    Sittin' on the Toilet

    afViRNSr5wg
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    Wish to be a young black man

    :D:1orglaugh nice, nice, very creative :clap:
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    Wish to be a young black man

    :dislike: :mad::brick:
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    I present you guys a challenge, post a picture of an average looking female

    ^well i'll be damned, is that what a vagina looks like? that's the darnedest thing...
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    LUNCHABLEZ, bitch!

    that's funny...note the late model chrysler 300 though, guess they missed that one :(
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    I present you guys a challenge, post a picture of an average looking female

    yeah cause then half of them would be even uglier! :nanner:
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    Ask me (SpexyAshleigh) any question you want!

    hows your summer going?
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    Are you fat and ugly?

    oh really? sorry...:shy:
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    Is college your last chance to go to good parties?

    on topic, no...some of the best parties i've been to have been after college, after i'm off work and have to go back to work the next morning...go figure :dunno:
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    I post a picture of your future wife

    oooh! pick me, pick me!
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    Why is someone deleting my posts?

    :tinhat:
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    Best place to meet people?

    bars and clubs are usually good places...
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    Funny Gifs

    Re: Collection of funny GIFs :facepalm::D
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    Are you fat and ugly?

    sorry petra but you seriously don't come across as fat...not even slightly overweight honestly, which is really tough to do over the internet...if you are then you hide it well, **** in this light i can barely even see your ass! :D
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    Man Arrested for Squeezing Pimples in McDONALDS...

    it's good to be do that regardless of who you are and what the situation may be...if they're ********* to go along with their I.D. being verified then they have no business being a cop, people like that tend to be the power trip, super cops that need to be ******** beaten with the reality stick...
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    yeah, don't be making rookie maneuvers like that now...thanks for the rep lol

    yeah, don't be making rookie maneuvers like that now...thanks for the rep lol
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    Conservatives On Gay Marriage

    that's because we were created and the earth is flat, duh :facepalm:
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    I present you guys a challenge, post a picture of an average looking female

    ^there we go, that's the spirit! :nanner:
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    Which girl would you fuck pick one??

    angel dark, i would thoroughly enjoy fucking her...:cool:
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